Wait, Obama doesn’t take the terrorist threat seriously?! Now Hawkins tells us. Where was he in November?!

On the other hand, if there is an attack on U.S. soil, I have no doubt Obama will take resposibility for not doing “all he could to protect American lives.”

At least Richard Clarke won’t have to take responsibility. Again.

In case any of you are interested, here is a link to John Hawkins, Speaker for Hire.

From the first paragraph:

Do you need a speaker for your school, political event, or dinner? Well, you can hire John Hawkins to do your speech — and at $1500 plus travel and hotel expenses, it’s cheaper than just about anybody else you can get at a speaker’s bureau.

And that’s not all! For just another $19.99, John will throw in a heapin’ extra dose of racontuering! Call now! Please, I’m begging!

It’s just a matter of time until someone holds Obama responsible for 9/11; he should have gotten wind of the attack via one of his Islamoindonesikenyan juju buddies, instead of smoking dope and shooting hoops with the brothers down in Hyde Park. I mean, it’s not like he was busy reading My Pet Goat or anything.

Jesus Christ. That has “I live in van down by the river” written all over it.

Funny, I never thought I’d see a speaker explicitly using his cheapness to market his services. Not much self-respect left to lose there, huh? I wonder what other services he’d be willing to provide for an extra fifty?

Funny, I never thought I’d see a speaker explicitly using his cheapness to market his services.

I would have thought it strange except that, some years ago, Sean Hannity came to speak at the nearby town of Provo, Utah – and they took him up on his offer to do so partly because he said he would do it for free!

This was after there was a great hullabaloo over some students wanting to hire Michael Moore to come and speak – IIRC, Moore had been invited by the state college down there and they paid a $40,000 speaking fee out of student funds. A furor erupted over having a horrible America-hating liberal like that in town (Provo is to Utah, conservativewise, what Utah is to the USA) so Hannity offered to speak and waive his usual $100K fee.

Of course, on the way out of town Hannity stuck them with a $50K bill for his travel expenses.

“…voters should hold Obama responsible for any future attacks.”

Screw that, I’m going to hold the attackers responsible.

After making it clear that he doesn’t take the terrorist threat seriously…

Aw, hell, what’s he supposed to do? Another damned report dropped on his desk just before vacation, some CYA gibberish about some guy named Bin Laden…oh, we’re talking about Obama?

I’m going to hold God responsible, and file a class-action negligence suit. I’m sure He has very deep pockets.

That douchebag has got a LOT to answer for. Tsunamis, earthquakes, Hurricane Katrina, that nagging twinge in my right foot, the works.

Hunt him down and scrag him, I say. It’s just too bad he so damn elusive. Why, it’s like he doesn’t even exist, which would really be the last straw.

Six months after 9/11, Bush said “deep in my heart” he wasn’t concerned about bin Laden.

“Remember: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Making it better than most english food.”

Actually the Bangers & Mash, even the Bubble & Squeek, at the Hung Drawn & Quartered Pub in London are quite respectable. I did take issue with the house not using “hanged” as the appropriate past participle..they chose to ignore me (as I would have).

English food is so bad most English people don’t eat it. Most popular dish in England last year ? Chicken Tikka Masala.