Gun owners attack Rush Limbaugh

I’m in favor of this phrasing for stories involving firearms.

“Gun owner robs convenience store.”
“Rifle owner kills Bambi’s mother.”
“Texas gun owners threaten to secede.”

Yep. I like it.

And remember, the “kill” spot is where Rush’s brain stem is located; between the scrotum and his 4F tail.

Seriously, I’m not a fan of hunting, indifferent really, if it’s done humanely. Whatever floats your boat. But there is no more important cause in the world to fill up your time on a daily basis than to protect the right to kill animals for fun?

Hope they slam his nutz in a steel jaw trap and then shoot him up like they did Che.

From League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:

Allan Quartermain: Aim.
Tom Sawyer: That’s easy.
Allan Quartermain: Adjust for wind and target movement.
Tom Sawyer: That’s easy, too.
Allan Quartermain: Here’s the part that’s not. You have to feel the shot. Take your time with it. You have all the time you need. All the time in the world.

One could time this shot with a calendar….

Heh. Shopuld have checked the link first.

So The Humane Society will be the next NPO to discover that despite his “fame”, Blimpy is no bargain. Back in 03, The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society announced him as a national spokestwit. I immediately emailed L&LS and told them I was through referring clients (I was working as an oncology social worker at the time) to them until they cut off the relationship (I had lots of alternate resources to L&LS, believe me…). L&LS caved after about 3 months of truly pissed off social workers’ complaints.

HSUS will try and tough it out, but I suspect even their base is pissed.

Those hunters better not get too close to the drug-fueled, sex predator PigBoy. They might catch swine flu.

This is ironic in sooooo many ways!

Base Republican (leader of party) says be ethical and humane in treatment of animals….

Same Base Republican says torture, maim, kill human beings who don’t believe like he does. Most sentient beings understand that humans are animals too.

Do you trust Rush? “Here kitty, kitty, kitty…..nice kitty, come to daddy Rush”

Does this mean I’m going to have to handle the HSUS mail solicitations with vinyl gloves and burn them in a high-temperature incinerator?

Heck, I’d pay top dollar to watch that. More popcorn.

Now, now, you don’t lead, you swing with the target.

Just remember to fire before you swing around too far and shoot some unsuspecting oldster in the face.

So Rush gets attacked for doing something that’s not despicable.

I think it’s appropriate for him to be attacked by hunters, and for the HSUS to be attacked for using him as a spokesdisgustingperson.

to noc1 @4

as long as we’re quoting movies, how about some full metal jacket?

soldier: how can you shoot women and children?
huey gunner: easy. you just don’t lead ’em so much. . ain’t war hell?

to pajanito @7

no no no no. the kitty kevorkian is bill frist