All our monkeys have monkeys
We drive our death-crush diamond Jaguar limousines
We’re not fantastic motherfuckers, but we play them on TV
It’s a dirty word Reich, say what you like
It’s a dirty word Reich, say what you like

“The Golden Age of Grotesque” – Marilyn Manson
“I Got Stoned and I Missed It” – Shel Silverstein
“Me, Without You” – Bob Weir
“Pistol Pistol” – D-12
“Slow Drag” – Fastball
“Man Of Constant Borrow” – Cledus T. Judd
“Persecutor” – Floater
“My Generation” – Limp Bizkit
“Lonestar” – Norah Jones
“Back in ‘69” – Billy Mann

With Special Guest Track: “I Take My Chances” – Mary Chapin Carpenter

Random.

Pissing In the Wind – Badly Drawn Boy
Huong Vietnam – My Phuong Nguyen & Thierry David
No Mercy – The Stranglers
Rocker – Charlie Parker
Funny Way To Win – Del Amitri
Thinking – The Hippos
This Is Not a Love Song – Nouvelle Vague
Nadie Le Dijo (No one told him) – Thin Lizzy
Chicken – Quicksilver Messenger Service
Taking It Back – Fort Knox Five

My iTunes isn’t smart but it knows what love is, so –

Dear Valentine – Guster

Henry — Keb’ Mo’
Maiden Voyage — Herbie Hancock
Come Around — Counting Crows
Revelator — Gillian Welch
Do You Believe In Magic? — The Lovin’ Spoonful
Shine — Benny Goodman
Error Of Our Ways — The Temptations
This Is Love — George Harrison
Little Sister — Jewel
Armagideon Time — The Clash

Bonus: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap — AC/DC

That Old Black Magic • Louis Prima & Keely Smith
Hello, Dolly! • Bobby Darin
Silhouette • Driveblind
Harlem Nocturne • Martin Denny
Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own • U2
Hardcore • Idle Wilds
6,570 • Fleming & John
Bamboleo • Gipsy Kings
El Cumbanchero (Guaracha-Fast Rhumba) • Don Swan & His Orchestra
Wake Up Alone • Amy Winehouse
In The Jailhouse Now • The Soggy Bottom Boys

Good news, Tbogg! I hung out with my buddy Keith the other night, and he’s in the music bidness. He said Creed is reforming (or re-forming) for a new tour!

You were the first person I thought of when I heard this hot scoop!

Yeah. I heard.

C’est l’amour – Edith Piaf
Winter – Vivaldi’s Four Seasons (Itzhak Perlman)
I’ll Be Around – The Spinners
Waltz No. 7 in C Sharp Minor – Chopin (Ashkenazy)
Against the Wind – Bob Seger
Misterioso – Thelonius Monk
Deacon Blues – Steely Dan
La ‘Elima – Israel (Iz) Kamakawiwo’ole
Smokey – Red House Painters
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down – The Band

Bonus Track: Quiet Nights – Stan Getz

Havin’ A Party – Southside Johnny & The Asbury Jukes
Change The Locks – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
On Up The Mountain – Jakob Dylan
Highwayman – Kris Kristofferson
Uncle Frank – Drive-By Truckers
The Eight Steps – Joe Satriani
I Want You #35 – Rodney Crowell
Sweet Black Angel – The Rolling Stones
Him – Lily Allen
This Guy’s In Love With You – Faith No More

“Song For My Father – Horace Silver” – aka “what Fagan pinched for Rikki…“.

Midlake – Some of the were superstitious
Miles Davis – Woody’n you
Bill Frisell – Pretty stars were made to shine
The Chieftans – The wind that shakes the barley
Superchunk – Cool

Mission of Burma – Spider’s Web
Radiohead – Videotape
Robyn Hitchcock – Transparent lover
White Rabbits – The plot
Unrest – Cherry cream on

One Monkey — Gillian Welch
Boom Boom — John Lee Hooker
Cairo Blues — Henry Spaulding
Luv Luv Luv — Buttersprites
Die Alone — Ingrid Michaelson
Red House — Jimi Hendrix
Taxi Ride — Tori Amos
Ode To My Family — The Cranberries
Walkin Blues — Dion
Double Bonus: If I Had A Boat — Lyle Lovett
Marley Medley — Sublime

The Glimmer Song – A Band Called Quinn
I Found You – Oh Land
Fire in the Hold – The Caretaker Race
What If – Bombay Bicycle Club
Rapture [Special Disco Mix] – Blondie
Hug Hug Hug – The Callas
亀裂 – Les Rallizes Dénudés
Robtyrant – The Lunatics
Sundance – Violet Indiana
Freak Out the Squares – Kim Phuc

bonus track

How May More Years – Half Japanese

Coma Girl – Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
Ever – Flipper
Ouroborous – The Mars Volta
Won’t Be Coming Home – Golden Smog
Deado – Stephen Malkmus
Slide Away – Oasis
Six Shooter – Queens Of The Stone Age
Colleen – Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
Fucking Boyfriend – The Bird & The Bee
What’s New – Frank Sinatra

Eleven:
This Song Has No Title – Elton John

Is that a new version of Chip Away? I’m vaguely interested in those Jane’s Addiction remakes since I haven’t seen or heard that oldest cd in about fifteen years.

We’ve Got Everything — Modest Mouse
Waiting For The Rapture — Oasis
The Information — Beck
Real World — Pere Ubu
Small Favors — Fountains Of Wayne
Na Na Na Na Naa — Kaiser Chiefs
Can’t Lose — We Are Scientists
Theologians — Wilco
Waiter — Nellie McKay
Dondante — My Morning jacket

Bonus May Day cut:

C’mere — Interpol

1. Elvis Costello & The Attractions – “Forgive Her Anything” — Blood & Chocolate
2. Modest Mouse – “Dig Your Grave” – Good News For People Who Love Bad News
3. Johnny Cash – “Give My Love To Rose” — Johnny Cash: The Many Sides Of Johnny Cash
4. Bryan Ferry & Roxy Music – “Dance Away” — Street Life – Greatest Hits
5. Boz Scaggs – “Look What I Got” — Boz Scaggs
6. Van Morrison – “Here Comes The Knight” — No Guru, No Method, No Teacher
7. Z. Z. Hill – “Down Home Blues” — Martin Scorsese Presents: The Blues
8. Wilco – “Muzzle Of Bees” — A Ghost Is Born
9. Joy Division – “Love Will Tear Us Apart” — Permanent
10. Death Cab For Cutie – “Your Heart Is An Empty Room” — Plans

**Bonus** R.E.M. – “Man On The Moon — Automatic For The People

The Hogepotte mix this week, full of pagan glee and hangover agony:

Mothers of Invention – Troubles Every Day
The Cramps – Surfin’ Bird
The Decemberists – The Rake’s Song
Gogol Bordello – 60 R.P.M.
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion – History of Lies
Mott the Hoople – American Pie/The Golden Age of Rock and Roll (live)
Richard & Linda Thompson – Back Street Slide
Amon Tobin – Down and To the Left
Yo La Tengo – I Feel Like Going Home
Liars – Hold and It Will Happen

Bonus: Black Francis – Threshold Apprehension

No The Clash? On May Day? There is no God (thanks, Creed, you shitsacks).

The Thirteen:

Irreplaceable – Sparks
Approaching the Minimal With Spray Guns – X-X
At Last – Etta James
(Are You Gonna Be My) Dirrty Girrl? – Soundhog
My Little Plants – Henry Kaiser & Sergei Kuriokhin
She’s An Anchorman [v.2] – Sparks
Little Tree – Shonen Knife
One Of These Heatwaves – ccc
Funky Stuff – Lizzy Mercier Descloux
Shop Around If You’re Horny – dj magnet

SMETANA: String Quartet Nº 1 in e “From My Life”: Vivace – unknown
Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask [long v.] – The Mothers Of Invention
The Magic Soda Fountain – Henry Kaiser

Nick Lowe “I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass” Basher–The Best of Nick Lowe
The Mekons “Shanty” New York
K. McCarty “Hate Song” Dead Dog’s Eyeball
Lou Reed “The Original Wrapper” Between Thought and Expression
Neko Case “The Next Time You Say Forever” Middle Cyclone
Gomez “The Comeback” Bring It On
Elliott Smith “Sweet Adeline” XO
XTC “Rook” Nonsuch
Jason Isbell “Shotgun Wedding” Sirens of the Ditch
Guided by Voices “Not Behind the Fighter Jet” Mag Earwhig!

bonus
S.F. Seals “Locked Out” Truth Walks in Sleepy Shadows

It’s a version that Trent Reznor pulled from them to promote the NIN/JA tour.

Software Development Hell Friday random 10…

Sleater-Kinney & Fred Schneider – “Angry Inch”
Four Tops – “I Can’t Help Myself”
The Bobs – “Banana Love”
Half Japanese – “Dance When I Say Dance”
Dean Martin – “Memories Are Made Of This”
Them – “Mystic Eyes”
Jens Lekman – “Black Cab”
Dub Narcotic Sound System – “Fuck Me Up”
Lee Dorsey – Everything I Do Gohn Be Funky (From Now On)”
The Gestures – “Run Run Run”

And the traditional bonus:

Buddy Holly – “Rave On”

because it’s friday and you ain’t got shit to do…

Space Age – Jimmy Castor Bunch
Don’t Move – Club Session
LA Nights – Yasuko Agawa
Gaio Da Roseira – Hermeto Paschoal
Pinball Wizard – Elton John
Feelin’ Love – Hott City
The Mexican – Babe Ruth
I Like London in the Rain – Blossom Dearie
Amerimacka (f. Notch 07) – Thievery Corporation
Vangelis – Let It Happen

After The Dance – Marvin Gaye
Houses In Motion – Talking Heads

A Saturday Seven (because I’ve been sick):

1. Don’t Tear My Clothes – Big Bill Broonzy
2. Tiger Rag – Django Reinhardt
3. Goin’ Nuts – Louis Armstrong
4. This Here – Bobby Timmons
5. Death and the Flower – Keith Jarrett
6. Mi Querer – Trio Matamoros
7. Ask Me ’bout Nothing (But The Blues) – Bobby “Blue” Bland
BONUS TUNE WHILE I GO HACK UP SOME MORE: More Than You Know – Art Tatum