Politico Puke Funnel:
Aiiiieee! Bitches!
Aiiieeeee. Bitches and brown people!
Aiiieeeeeeee! We’re going to forced to gay marry aborted transgendered fetuses and then have buttsecks forced down our throats. Or something.
…and it’s only been twelve hours since word got out that Souter was leaving.



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Boy howdy, repugs, how’s that shit taco tasting now?
“Puke Funnel”
Priceless.
Arlen Specter: The Moderate Compromise. Capstone to a marvelous career. He can sit next to moron Clarence and they can chat about Anita Hill and Indecision 2001. People can say Obama is a librul.
Whelan has lost it. Imagine the hyperbole when Obama appoints his fifth and sixth justices. Mercy, mercy. I know they’ll love Chief Justice Al Sharpton.
PS Fat Republicrat Rendell could then just APPOINT Toomey in a masterstroke of bipartisanship.
This, uh…(munch, chomp)…tastes like shit. Maybe if I hang some teabags from my ears it will help. Nope. Still tastes like shit.
Popcorn! Get your hot, buttery popcorn! Get it while it’s hot!
We’re going to forced to gay marry aborted transgendered fetuses and then have buttsecks forced down our throats.
Three or four great band names in there.
I think we need a sixth Catholic, to keep it balanced, you know.
I guess this means that we can’t count on the Republicans’ full-throated cries for an up-or-down vote on a president’s judicial nominees.
Someone at Salon suggested Justice Anita Hill. Maybe Clarence Thomas would quit in a snit.
AND THE KILLIN’ GOEZ ON AND ON AND…
Citizen Lori and the Firepup Freedom Fighters:
Shit yes!!!! Anita Hill and then duck all the rancid grey matter flyin outta Clarence Thomas’ ass!!
KEEP THE FAITH AND PASS THE FUCKIN’ POPCORN!!
I think his head would actually explode.
Yes, indeed, I think we can rest assured that those days are done.
interesting concept, let me try to imagine “butsex” forced down someone’s throat
having trouble with the graphics, how is this done?
— the invention of a constitutional right to human cloning. Ed Whelan
Man, that is all you hear these days down at the Liberal Activism School of Law, how it’s time to secure the right to clone. See, that way we can abort all the fetuses (no need for another generation when you can just duplicate the one we aready have) AND let gays marry and have children of their own! Who let Whelan see the memo?
Citizen purvida:
Yes his head WOULD explode but the grey matter would come flyin out of his ass where his head resides.
You’re surprised at it taking twelve hours? Did you really think they weren’t ready for this?
Arlen ” It’s about my power” Specter switched parties, among other things, to be able to push his neocon partner Elena ” Orthodox Law ” Kagan into the Supreme Court, here is my opinion about this and other issues in c-span, where they are blocking any talk about this important issue :
As so many people point out when they get through to ” Washington Journal ” at C-SPAN from 7 to 10 a.m., http://www.c-span.org/ , on the radio and streaming :
a) why when a caller expresses an opinion about Israel , the Israeli Lobby or AIPAC , most of the hosts hang -up even without letting them finish their point?
b) some one called about the “Hate Speech Bill” , http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/…..11jSlg4Q:: , which can be manipulated to block and punish any opinions,and they were also “deleted” , why ?
many know that in the last few hours before voting and signing this Bill, they will insert a few sentences to make sure any kind of free opinion about certain organized groups would be included in this “supervision” Legislation and become illegal.
c) when a caller started to mention that Elena Kagan from the law firm WilmerHale , partner of Jamie ” the Wall ” Gorelick and now at the Justice Dpt. is a member of an orthodox religious group based in a foreign country, in this case in Israel, the hang-up was instantaneous , why ?
d) when any caller starts to talk about the root of all the Violence and hate in the Middle East , the Palestine–Israel Land grab, at C-SPAN they cut them off, even when this absurd land abuse is fueling extremist violence, is the biggest AlQaeda recruiting tool and is costing the USA Blood and Treasury with no end in sight, and we still can’t even talk about it , how is that possible, AMERICA ?
The 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution is very clear: Congress shall make no law …..abridging the freedom of speech….and C-Span was established with Congress approval to balance the monopolistic situation of the Cable and Satellite Industry.
This Petition goes to the core of America: are we run STILL by the USA Constitution ? or are we already under the laws of another country ? will this new Hate Speech Bill end the right to Free Speech about any issue? is this some kind of “orthodox neocon sharia ” law ? is it true what they say in Israel that there is no difference between the Taliban , the mullahs and the extreme Orthodox ?
What is insulting in America today , is that none of these questions will never be answered on c-span, that’s really unacceptable, and the blame goes also to the leaders in Washington D.C., who put up with this nonsense as well as the voters, many of them are only interested in the players at the games, the gossip and scandal news , the junk foods and the stomach medication, shame !
Other issues that never get asked in c-span , are where are :
a) the new crews manufacturing and installing solar panels and concentrators
b) the new crews manufacturing and installing wind turbines and smart transmission lines
c) the new crews manufacturing and installing wave and current turbines
d) the new crews manufacturing and installing geothermal pumps
e) the new factories and plants making Synthetic fuels for Commercial and Military Aviation
when are we going to get the new battery factories, the new fuel-cells factories and the new electric motors for cars, trucks,vans and buses ? when ?
and where are the Credits and Finance for Homeowners , for Business Owners, for young entrepreneurs ?
President Obama , when are we going to get going ?
First, you need to stand “athwart…”
And President Obama, who often talks a moderate game, should be made to pay a high price for appointing a liberal judicial activist who will do his dirty work for him.” says Whelan.
“Made to pay” I will unpack this as eliminationism. No mention of fighting the nomination by normal means. Agreed that is probably doomed but that is what the loyal opposition does. No, I think he is calling for vengeance.
I hope this meme gets picked up enough so he has to walk it back or walk around it or walk right through it.
They’re gonna scream till they’re hoarse, and then hold their breath until they turn blue.
I plan to take photos of these tantrums for a book I’m thinking about writing; the working title is “WATB – From Goldwater to Goldberg”.
I love the smiling face of Souter who really looks like such a gentle-man….such a weird juxtaoposition with all this trash talk. What hath he wrought?
“Don’t be fooled by the false claims that we have a conservative Supreme Court.”
Ed Whelan
Jesus ate a can o’ beans then wept.
I meant to reply to pura vida’s: First, “you need to stand “athwart…””
would that be a wide stance?
savor this, after four or five appointments: “The Obama Court”
“athwart I thaw a poody cat”
First, of course, you’d have to have your head up your ass. Which, of course, is a natural state if you’re a Republican anyway.
It’ll probably be Kagan because he’s going to want a pro-business centre-rightist who won’t rock the boat. Also, she’s likely to get behind his “war on terror” positions when they come to court, whereas anyone genuinely liberal wouldn’t. The Repugs will probably put up a bit of theatre but they won’t actually mind someone who has a record of cosing up to the right.
There’s something subtly onomonopieaish about the word “athwart”….
Good freaking god, it’s barely MAY.
sad … that tbogg’s previously excellent blog has come to this wretched and decrepit of a comment selection.
step your game up, people.
tbogg deserves much better than this.
couldn’t it have been Alito, Thomas or Scalia seeking the private life.
I’d love to see Obama nominate Anita Hill for the court.
Don’t get mad, get even….Al Gore would be the choice to counter the right wing or if that should fail, after Al Franken is seated, Pres. Bill Clinton. This would make all the loonies heads explode….
The thrust of this comment is no better than the wingnuts screeching about Keith Ellison. I am just saying.
Nice rant there, chum. Get out much?