Ask her if she has a comment on THIS.

Would asking her if she’s always been a dimwitted meat puppet, completely devoid of humanity — is it a natural talent or did it take years of practice to achieve this state, seem, I don’t know, too much of a gotcha question maybe?

I would like to know how she found a district where three or more people would vote for her.

I don’t really have any for her, her constituents on the other hand…

1. PBR or Budweiser enema before key DP sequences in the MILFS with Glasses Republican Gold Series at Dogfart?

2. Is Marcus really a pedophile?

3. Do she and Disdaina Vagino ever go shopping together?

Was is always her ambition to be the nation’s dummest GOP’er, or did Sarah Palin’s fame and success in that field spur her on to greatness?

PS “Impovering” is good, too, but I don’t think she’s any more likely to answer that question than any of mine.

This guy has a question that I believe only Bachman can answer.

I guess “are you really as stupid as you sound” would be totally inappropriate.

Scott 1960 has a good point, but none of the people I know up there will own up to voting for her.

If carbon dioxide really is a “harmless gas,” can I come fill your house with carbon dioxide?

Rep. Bachmann, you’re a fairly attractive woman who’s clearly overflowing with The Crazy. Are your repeated bizarre public statements an attempt to seduce Billy Bob Thorton?

Do you agree with this recent statement by Joe the Phony Plumber:
“I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children.”

Every rethug should be asked to comment on Joe’s musings. Since most of them probably agree with Joe, it could help bring over some of the Log Cabin rethugs to the Dems.

How long before Joe, and Carrie whatshername, Miss California, take it on the road together?

If I wear a plastic sheet over myself, will that protect me at the next orgy when the Gov’t blows their wad?

Hmmm. That probably won’t make it through. How ’bout this.

What is two plus two?

Michelle, which cheerleading school did you go to?

Ms. Bachmann, Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

And my follow-up…Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIP9Dwzdt3g

Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand.

Canned goods. I want to know how big a stash of canned goods she’s amassed in anticipation of the Apocalypse.

will you consider running for the Senate? PLEASE!

Where can I find one of those Obama orgies? I am so bummed I haven’t been invited to one yet.

If I am invited what does one wear? Will young homosexual boys feed me grapes? Will Ellen and Rosie try to convert me to their team? Should I bring the kids so they can be indoctrinated into our liberal tribal ways early on? Will Bill Clinton lead us all in prayer to the almighty blow job?

When did you develop your interest in performance art? Is it true you are a huge Andy Kaufman fan?

Are you ignorant or stupid, or both?

Also, regarding wads, spit or swallow?

Ask her how her twin, Katherine Harris, is doing. Seriously, these crazies must have been separated at birth.

Follow up question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Why Where do you think this it is?

Rep. Bachman, when you refer to “spending”, are you referring to money?

And a follow-up, do you think the popularity of ED drugs like Viagra are helping promote this government “spending”?

Were you born that way or did you have to work really hard to get like that?

Speaking of “spending” “orgies”:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

(heh-heh… he said “wood”)

And, a follow-up:

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

(heh-heh… he said “peter”)

If it’s a serious question you want, I second heydave’s above.

Would you support a law that required a mandatory death penalty for anyone that hired someone to murder a member of their own family?

Are women that get abortions murderers that should be put to death? Even if they’re preteens that have been raped?

Hi Congressman Bachmann, thanks for taking my question.

Was that really you hiding behind the bushes at the gay pride event at the Minnesota State Capitol some years ago?

Yes. Why is it that nobody asks her about THAT totally bizarre and well-documented public display of crazy? It was just weird and inexplicable and totally unnecessary, as the people at the parade already knew they were gay or supported gay rights and were willing to act publicly on that belief, so if she was hoping to “out” someone or gather top-secret gay agenda secrets, she totally chose the wrong venue. If that wasn’t her purpose, why was she hiding behind bushes?

Congresswoman Bachman, how can we get government to stop impovering us, and embiggen us instead? This will never happen if it keeps blowing its wad at orgies!

Biggest Boob(s): You, Sarah, or both?

Rep. Bachman, have you written your congratulatory letter to Senator Franken yet?

When you mangled the bit about Smoot-Hawley, were you really trying to give incoming Senator Al Franken a complement by saying that you thought Stuart Smalley was a hoot?

Rep. Bachmann, is it true that your mouth is actually cleaner than a human’s?