One of of D-list blogger Robert Stacy Emmett Till Had It Coming McCain’s rules (#5 to be exact) for attracting ONE MILLION HITS to your conservative blog in a year, is to post pictures of scantily clad women that most conservative bloggers couldn’t get within pepper spray distance of.
So, as you might expect, the opportunity to both defend Miss California Not Opposite Marriage Carrie Prejean for a youthful indiscretion of the semi-naked kind that Jesus most assuredly would approve of, while at the same time re-posting her booty shots on teh internets was like a gift from the kind of deity that you could have a beer with. And He would pay so order wings! Awesome.
Sadly, one can only imagine the rising ardor followed by grave disappointment and despair when readers of Floppy Curt’s Flopping Aces received a feed that said:
Two scandalous photos of anti-gay marriage proponent leaked to FA!
…and then clicked on the link (while commemorating the occasion by lowering their pants to half-mast) only to see this:
Fap fail.
Which is the saddest fail of all….





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Perhaps not total fail. I bet Floppy Ace’s drawing of the swarthy fellow in the moustache carrying his gun got the job done for more than a few of them.
PS Man, I haven’t been over to Floppy’s blog in a while. That place is a sea of crazy.
Damnit, I made a perfectly good masturbation joke on the last thread, and now this!
Anyway, the Flopping Aces punchline is to post some pics of Barack Obama. This little ha-ha is making the rounds of Wingnuttia. cf: Breaking: Gay Marriage Opponent Topless Photos Leaked
Half to say this is a totally predictable fail. After all we have said for years that these asshats could fuck up a wet dream. We now have documented proof.
I wonder if these guys automatically associate php with fap. It’s what the internets are for, after all…
I thought opposite marriage was what she was in favor of? You know, there’s same-sex marriage, and opposite-sex marriage. Someone, in any event, appears to have taken her aside and let her know the word is “traditional”, as in, “My religious tradition tells me that this is the only way people ever defined ‘marriage’, so I believe that because I’m pretty sure ‘anthropology’ is some kind of centipede, ew”.
y’know, within the extremely confined, unoxygenated universe of conservative humor… that’s actually kind of funny
Ok, I’m just home from a rare evening out where drinks and wine were involved, both being the rarest, so take this with a grain: You all ROCK! Catching up is such fun and full of delight and laughs. Great writing: thanks.
I’m pretty sure ‘anthropology’ is some kind of centipede, ew”.
dsidhe, I’ve said it before, or if I haven’t, silly me: I love you!
Jesus Christ, how big of a header does your page need, there, Flopping Aces?
Yeah, I said “header” on a fapping post. Quit yer giggling, you degenerate.
starman4? That’s his username, starman4?
Excuse me, I have to go laugh myself silly.
FA’s old west motif tells me more than I really wanted to know. Obviously the most wankerific images for these guys involve out-takes and fan posters from the old Wild, Wild, West teevee show; shirtless if possible, though Gordon had such a casual elegance in an ascot…