One of of D-list blogger Robert Stacy Emmett Till Had It Coming McCain’s rules (#5 to be exact) for attracting ONE MILLION HITS to your conservative blog in a year, is to post pictures of scantily clad women that most conservative bloggers couldn’t get within pepper spray distance of. 

So, as you might expect, the opportunity to both defend Miss California Not Opposite Marriage Carrie Prejean for a youthful  indiscretion of the semi-naked kind  that Jesus most assuredly would approve of, while at the same time re-posting her booty shots  on teh internets was like a gift from the kind of deity that you could have a beer with. And He would pay so order wings! Awesome.

Sadly, one can only imagine the rising ardor followed by grave disappointment and despair when readers of Floppy Curt’s Flopping Aces  received a feed that said:

Two scandalous photos of anti-gay marriage proponent leaked to FA!

…and then clicked on the link  (while commemorating the occasion by lowering their  pants to half-mast) only to see this:

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Fap fail.

Which is the saddest fail of all….