Oh that Sean, what with his rapist wit, and stuff.

Funny guy.

Beware the Jabberwock
And shun
The Frumious Bandersnatch!

So much for the whole whiny “It was only a JOKE!!!!” defense of “Mustard-gate.”

If it was meant to be a joke, it isn’t anymore, thanks to Hannity’s laser-focused stupid.

Wow, Paul Eddington is in that commercial.

I hope Hannity and friends play Mustard-Gate constantly for the next two or three weeks. I mean it–I want them to harp on this incessantly. Because while he and the rest of the wingnuts are snickering about Obama’s prissy tastes in mustard, the rest of the country will be looking at conservatives and concluding that Hannity and his followers really do have some sort of brain damage going on.

Maybe Sean’s teabagging buddy Ted Nugent can weigh in on the “issue.”

Wait, he eats domesticated steers? Sissy boy.

*chortling*

Cow? Pasture?
Au contraire monsieur TBogg.
For “Give ‘em Hell Hannity” it is a bull, no two bulls, just to make it fair. And in a bull fighting ring. Yeah, with lots of people watching. And cheering.

I suggest Sean begin having his garbage vaporized. I suspect the Gawkers will be combing through it.

Oh Sean, Sean, Sean,
Hannity, Hannity, Hannity! Where is Alan when you need a clue, or even a napkin

I think this graphic needs to be updated.

Hilarious! Never stop, dear wingnuts, please.
Note to self, catch Saturday Night Live this week.

Desperation is just not attractive, and the wingnuts are stinkin’ up the country desperately trying to frame Obama as effete and elitist (see Kerry, John) and they can’t make it stick! It must kill them that Obama seems to be crazy about his wife, since that eliminates doing a Bill Clinton on him.

“What to do! What to do! How do we bring this guy down?” screams wingnuttia. Obama is beyond teflon (so far) and it’s driving these morans nuts…make that nuttier.

… and drives home where he fucks Mrs. Hannity…

WITH HIS BARE HANDS! Ehh, probably not.

What? He COOKS his beef? What a wuss.

He then takes the bloody skin that he has torn WITH HIS BARE HANDS from the carcass of his bovine feast and drapes it over his shoulders and drives home where he fucks

…the carcass of the bovine.

Does Sean Hannity have Mad Cow Disease?

Following Republican Senators around DC with a camera at lunch time would likely reveal a whole bunch of elitist ladies who lunch. A short film or Michael Moore full feature would be hilarious. Wonder what rich guys like Lindsey Graham and John McCain like to eat. I know Lindsey likes hot dogs, but still…

Once again, the conservatives are missing the point. The real scandal here is that he ordered his burger MEDIUM WELL.

Sean Hannity exists to make stupid people feel smart.

Well, that actually is scandalous. Wingnuts won’t catch it because they think that is undercooked.

Yes, and Ian Richardson from the House of Card series. Both of them had more class and presence than Manatee could ever dream up.

As to the” added to the original post:

Maybe they all want everyone to buy the Frenchs?

Myself, I’m not a fan of the pure yellow stuff, but as always YMMV.

Wingnuts won’t catch it because they think that is undercooked.

Well they do like bland, overcooked, tasteless food so you’re probably right.

Still, what they remind me of is the two year old I was riding with last week. Just before he passed out from exhaustion he was crying in sheer frustration that nobody was paying any attention to his crying (uh, except for me, who was crying right back at him. I found it amusing but then again I am weird).

Let us hope they pass out soon.

hackworth1:
” I know Lindsey likes hot dogs, but still…”

Is that some sort of nudge-nudge-wink-wink insinuation in gay-code? ‘Cause “Lindsey” is kinda a swishy name ifyouknowwhatimean.

And no, don’t say a thing about ketchup on the hot dogs. Ewww.

The media face of the right wing has basically become a real life version of their failed comedy show The 1/2 Hour News Hour. Confusing, mean-spirited, no substance, and down right unfunny.

Yup, that Dijon mustard sure is fancy stuff…so fancy that they’ve made into Dijonnaise.

Wait…mayonnaise is also really fancy and French. Bad example.

and drives home where he fucks Mrs. Hannity while bellowing like a roped steer.

Wait. Hannity bellows? Or the Mrs.? Or maybe the cow??

Aaaaiiieeee! Zombie cow!!!

Hannity is always hawking those fancy steaks at Ruth’s Cris Steakhouse on his radio show. (I’m sure he drowns those slabs of leather with Heinz 57).

Hannity: You boy! I’ll have a manly man’s burger, medium rare.

Spotty teen: Would you like some 21% sauce on that, sir? It tastes just like bitter ashes.

I sometimes like ketchup on hot dogs, but NEVER on a hamburger. And don’t even get me started about people who use it on eggs. Gross.

Yup, that Dijon mustard sure is fancy stuff, so fancy that Grey Poupon is made in Oxnard, CA.

Criminy, but these people are idiots. I bet they’d ding him for not putting ketchup on his hot dog either, just to prove how ignorant and “of the people” they are. (Hint: Chicago)

p.s. that carbon cap ad in the corner? I played football with him for 3 years. Really big – stands oh, 6′7″, 6′8″.

All right now, them’s fightin’ words! Ketchup is a vegetable, remember what St. Ronnie said?

Hamburger dressing:

4 Tbsp. mayo
1-2 tsp. of chipotle tabasco
dab of dijon
ground pepper to taste
1 heaping tablespoon of finely chopped sweet onions (optional)

Stir and slap on toasted Kaiser rolls.