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If you ever needed proof of intelligent design or, at least, evidence of a stoned cosmic jokester, one need look no further than the fact that insincere self-promoting narcissist Princess Jesus Bewbies happened to be competing in a meat parade owned and operated by insincere self-promoting narcissist Donald Trump.
At the end of a nearly half-hour ceremony cum press conference, Donald Trump slung a glittery white “Miss California USA” sash across Carrie Prejean. Then they hugged and kissed.
It was a happy ending to what Ms. Prejean and Mr. Trump had described as a traumatic period of “abuse” of her because she had said honestly that she believes marriage should be between one man and one woman. Ms. Prejean noted that both President Barack Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton share that view.
In a question-and-answer period, Mr. Trump declined to state his own view on same-sex marriage. “This isn’t about me,” he said, to some laughter among the news media.
Having received the Trump stamp of approval, the future star of Late-Nite Cinemax’s Indecent Passions of Naked Desire III has agreed to turn her back on her faith and listen to that awful California homo who will be calling her shots:
Meanwhile, if Ms. Prejean wants to speak publicly about same-sex marriage in the future, she will have to go through the Miss California USA pageant officials to discuss the platform where she will speak and how she will present her opinion.
“We’re not changing our rules for Carrie,” Keith Lewis, a co-executive director of the California pageant, said in an interview. “We’re bringing her back into compliance with her contract; every appearance is approved by us, every statement is a reflection of us.”
Which, in her case, means that for the next year she’ll be seen at car wash openings, autograph signings at the Western Regional Actuarial Conference in Fresno, and appearances on Morning Zoo radio programs where the zany hosts will discuss her plumped Love Muffins at length.
Welcome to Gay Hell, Carrie. Where’s your Messiah now?
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All this self-abasement and value-shredding for a low-paying PR job that lasts one year?
If she had any conviction at all she’d give up the crown to evangelize against teh gay-polygamy-pederasty-bestiality-vegesexual plot to turn us all into one giant collective of deviants full time.
Nice picture. Wish my plumber looked like that.
That tattoo always bugs me. I want to tattoo a [sic] after “it’s”.
It’s one hell of a reflection of California’s low fortunes that Ms. Prejean was only gifted with a pair of Tiajuana breast implants rather than the brain she so clearly needs.
Only a whore enlists in a Miss Whatever Pageant. Next stop: the Playboy Mansion. Who does she think she’s kidding?
She doesn’t need to give up the crown to turn us all into one giant collective of deviants full time. Isn’t that what the pageant is for?
Didn’t Jesus reject a crown somewhere in that Bible story?
Also, are “Nor conceited. Nor rude.” etc., complete sentences? I wonder if there’s a living to be made as a tramp-stamp editor?
Somebody better tell the Donald and Daisy Duke that half of the audience for these pageants is teh gay. If they scare them off, Daisy’s decent to the bottom of the porn industry will be that much faster and the Donald may have to declare bankruptcy. For the 165th time.
“… the Western Regional Actuarial Conference in Fresno …”
Rowdiest bunch of drunken horndogs in the known universe. Don’t miss it!
Two words: Refund gap.
Olbermann takes her apart here.
WHAT kind of press conference?!
What do you call that, a Corinthians coin slot? Render unto Caesar, phwoar!
Only a whore enlists in a Miss Whatever Pageant. Next stop: the Playboy Mansion. Who does she think she’s kidding?
Not to harsh the jollity, which I hope will resume right after I say this, but Roxanna Saberi, an legitimate journalist and press-freedom hero, was once Miss North Dakota.
Ouch. Buzzkill.
And even people who read (and sometimes comment on) TBogg.
Well, it is expensive to sue yourself:
http://www.law.com/jsp/article…..2430690301