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From the braintrust at This Ain’t Hell:
Biden is the smartest guy in the Democrat Party
I mean why else would he disclose the “undisclosed location” that the Vice President occupied in the last administration to avoid the chance that terrorists would be able to knock off our country’s leadership in a single strike (from Fox News);
According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.
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What a dumbass. What happens when Biden needs a secure, undisclosed location? And it’s not like someone hasn’t tried to take out all of leadership before. The night Lincoln was assassinated, the group also tried to kill the Vice President and the Secretary of State.
Two seconds on the Google…one…two…
Page A01 Washington Post, Dec. 8, 2002:
Cheney’s Home Sending Bad Vibrations
Construction Blasts Have D.C. Folks Shuddering, SpeculatingBy David Nakamura
Washington Post Staff WriterOne man thought the noise was a sonic boom.
Another guessed he was hearing rolling thunder.
When a woman feared it was a bomb or an earthquake, she called the police. But they had no answers, either.
No one in the Massachusetts Avenue Heights neighborhood of Northwest Washington knows what is going on at the house of their neighbor, the vice president of the United States.
But one thing is certain: They’re tired of the daily blasting at the Naval Observatory that has shaken houses, rattled windows and knocked mirrors off the walls.
"None of the neighbors object to any construction that is necessary in the Navy’s view," said Nancy Nord, a community activist who lives on Observatory Circle. "What we do object to is that there is no sense of the magnitude, no warning about something so intrusive to our lives and no clear sense how long this is going to go or when it’s going to stop."
The blasts, which last three to five seconds apiece, have been going off two or three times a day — as early as 7 a.m. and as late as 11 p.m. — for nearly two months, residents say. But neighbors have received so little information from government officials about the top-secret project that speculation is running wild.
The leading theory: A security bunker is being built for Vice President Cheney. The second most-popular guess: The government is digging tunnels to spy on nearby embassies. In third place: A helicopter hangar is under construction.
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If residents’ speculation is accurate and construction workers are digging deep into the ground, the project would be going through about 35 feet of common sand and gravel, according to federal officials at the U.S. Geological Survey. Anything beyond that depth would hit tonalite, an intrusive igneous rock similar to granite and common to this area.
Obviously, not only do the terrorists now know where the Dick Cheney Memorial (soon… wait for it) Panic Room is located, but the treasonous bastards at the US Geological Survey have tipped them off to the tonalite barrier that surrounds it.
This information will be of great value to their Jihadist army of Mole Men.
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Cheney’s expanding the underground chamber where he keeps fresh kittens, rabbits and children to feed on.
you know, in pharoah’s time, they would kill all the construction workers that worked on a secret underground lair like that. i bet, deep in his heart, that dick cheney is a little sad not to have lived in those days, and not to be living in them now.
Soooo, you think it’s scurvy that’s Dicks issue?
Who would have thought to look for the Veep at his residence? The mind boggles.
I want to know just what that shredding service was doing for Dick. Maybe his “memoir” is going to filled with stuff that he’s made up.
What makes you think the guys who built the bunker are still alive?
And the spare tonalite was used to coat Cheney’s bones, rendering him invinicble, don’t’cha know.
Given the fact that he’s gone on the media tour I don’t think he’s too worried about his safety. Perhaps people who send thousands to their deaths and shoot their own friends in the face ought to be worried about their personal safety.
Considering the mechanical nature of Cheney’s “heart”, what makes you think he didn’t live in those days. The ancient Egyptians understood that the internal organs were the most prone to deterioration…don’t you think Cheney’s preference for artificial replacements is, um, Pharonic?
Wait, Cheney’s real?! I thought he was a Bond movie villain. Lemme read that story again…yep, Bond villain, for sure.
Oh, that Joe Biden, what a gaffer! No one ever would have thought to look there!
For terrorists to take out the former VP now would be a real blow to the US how, exactly? A blow to the GOP, maybe, but I don’t think Al Queda plays US domestic politics that way. And don’t forget: Cheney was their #1 recruitment tool — if anything, they should drop my his house to give him a medal or something.
Another disinformation campaign, Bogg? You are shameless.
Everybody in the “right” circles knows those sounds are from the de-construction of Mary Cheney’s fight club.
Apparently the President himself lives in Washington, at a place called the White House. Fox told me Nancy Pelosi knew about this and texted Bin Laden himself. She needs to resign.
Cheney’s solution for the mineshaft gap?
Perhaps Biden is worried that Cheney’s still down there.
You just can’t feed men that age a diet high in cruciform vegetables and whiskey.
That’s out “Pricky Dick” Cheney!