Comments on: Insane Clown Prince of Alien Race of Lizard People sues blogger

By: robspierre

robspierre — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:09:54 +0000

As a member of an alien race, the entity calling itself “robspierre” resents this lizard-people stereotyping thing and ANY association of alienness with Republicans.

His natural form does not resemble any of the life-forms on your world, and the form he manifests in your presence is indistinguishable from your own.

Moreover, of all the galactic races with which he is familiar, only YOUR species has allowed anything as revolting as a Republican to flourish.

Expect to hear from his attorneys.

By: ChrisVosburg

ChrisVosburg — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:26:14 +0000

Margaret writes: Can we assume then that he’s tried it?

It’d be irresponsible not to.

By: MarkH

MarkH — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:45:11 +0000

Kafkaesque with big shoes, a big red nose and a lizard tongue. Sounds fun.

By: MarkH

MarkH — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:42:37 +0000

Well latte da.

By: DrZen

DrZen — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:34:21 +0000

The guy’s a fucking arseclown. He’s welcome to sue me. I’ll plead justification and the costs will probably bankrupt him.

By: Margaret

Margaret — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:32:43 +0000

To the best of my knowledge Michael Patrick Leahy is neither a clown nor is he insane, additionally he is not a member of some alien race of Lizard People, nor does he enjoy letting other men dip their scrotums into his mouth in order to achieve sexual satisfaction.

Can we assume then that he’s tried it?

By: Marion in Savannah

Marion in Savannah — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:20:08 +0000

The comment will never be approved, but I did try to tell him that as a retired appellate printer who worked on cases up to and including the granting of certiorari by the Supreme Court I found his complaint one of the funniest documents I had read in years. Thanks SO much for the linky, TBogg. I’m still snickering!

By: ChrisVosburg

ChrisVosburg — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:31:20 +0000

Uh, yeah, it would appear from the complaint that he is representing himself (and wrote up the complaint himself as well).

Favorite part:

“Given the well know track record of Grasmick’s Facebook friend Shauna Daly, the Research Director of the Democratic National Committee, as a bare knuckles political operative who specializes in digging up dirt on political opponents, Leahy has the right to discovery of all communications of any kind between Grasmick on Daly to
determine what, if any,…”

Oh man. HOT GRASMICK ON DALY ACTION!

WOO WOO!

By: sluggo

sluggo — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:27:45 +0000

What entertainment….

Rush, Newt, Bohner, Sara, the chairman of the Republican party (not to mention the entire cast of FOX News) - and now the Blogging Lizard Person filing lawsuits…

Laughter is a real help in bad economic times.

Thanks guys.

By: gtomkins

gtomkins — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:35:30 +0000

What are they teaching in the schools these days?

Obviously no one ever made Leahy read the Bickerstaff Papers in school. Even without that instructive example from English Lit, you’ld think he would be able to think this through sufficiently to see that suing somebody for libel for comparing him to a lizard person could not come to any good end except for onlookers interested in mocking him.