I blame your hip-hop-loving colleague Ackerman, who, bafflingly, is Lake’s BFF.

Thank you for my “What the Fuck!?” moment of the day.

Since I don’t get twitter, and never plan to, here’s my comment:

“The Cuervo gold, the fine Colombian…”

And, oh yeah, please don’t die, Tbogg.

For a dead man you find teh bloggie goodness better than most, tbogg.

Why can’t the neo-cons just stick to what they do best: hatred and bigotry, and leave things like decorating to the gays, and the rhymin’ to the people of color?

Complete the sentence, if you please: Jonah Goldberg is to Goebbles as…

Is Rick-ross like Rick rolled?

Signed, UnTwittered

Look out kid/I saw what you did.

The pressure rises/the blood it boils/tbogg pops a pill/con’s still make him ill.

Jesus T, this is just self-abuse.

Still, I can’t wait for Con-D to respond to this shit with a bomb of her own.

And I mean a real bomb. She’s probably still connected enough.

Still, I can’t wait for Con-D to respond to this shit with a bomb of her own.

Con-D? Isn’t that a brand of rat poison?

Ya gotta love that Rick Astley wrote the glowing bio of moot for TIME’s Most Influential People series. It appears Mr. Astley was grateful for any publicity, even in the form of a 4chan meme.

I visited New York last fall to do a surprise live Rickroll as part of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. I thought it would be a really good and funny thing to be a part of.

Rick is a lot classier fellow than I would have thought.

No, D-Con is a rat poison. Con-D is a poison rat.

Recently neo’s frontin’, ain’t saying nuttin’
So I just speak my peace, keep my piece,
Tbogg with the demonic piece, with my peeps,
Packin’, askin’ who want it, you got it Tbogg flaunt it,
The Wingnut bullshit, we on it.

Notorious H.A.T.

neo need mo’ war
fight like attica
condi lame, semi-sane
oughta be fanatica

dude, she helped The Most Successful Traitor in American History
lie us into a major war, whaddaya want?

q: why is condi childless?
a: because she has aluminum tubes

also, i would pay cash money to see the youtube of mr. lake
doing his own material

twitter n. 1. an rss feed for those whose attention span is
limited to 144 characters

MORE HOMELAND DEFENSE HAIKU….

neocon rapture
dying in the red sunset
what a fuckin’ waste

It’s like watching Phyllis Schlafly doing hip-hop.

my brain…it hurts!

An older image is now appearing where the hipless-hopless one was, but in any case, why do neocons deny they are neocons?

Condi Rice was an integral part of a neoconservative administration.

I’ve run into this many times and don’t understand it.

when will the mf’ers …just die …

Too much credit, T.

They’re actually trying for that hip new style that’s coming from the likes of Ginsberg and Corso.

Further proof that you can’t twitter without the twit.

{waves hands in air without fear of repercussions}

I’m sorry. After years of totally agreeing with you, after longing for the return of the “Peggy Noonan Stalker” logo, after following you around the intertubes, at long last I must disagree with you. I love this aspect of Twitter. One is bopping along, pretending that folks are way more normal than they are, and in 140 characters reality slaps you upside the head. It’s amusing and healthy.

Now I see the answer to the GOP’s prayers for deliverance:
Palin/Rice 2012

That ticket should do especially well in the Deep South.

Rick Ross? Rick “I know Pablo, Noriega, the real Noriega. He owes a hundred favors” Ross? And what the heck does that have to do with Brent Snowcroft?

I guess that means Rick Ross isn’t in AIPAC’s pocket. Still not sure about Dennis.