Boy howdy, Cabin Boy Hawkins has it nailed. And the fact that more people are willing to volunteer for the army is proof it isn’t dangerous.

In that case he’ll be a) volunteering; b) happy to stand by the confession that he fucks donkeys that will be required of him to make it stop. Right?

How does he type with no brain?

They just make it so much worse when they post pics of themselves. He looks for all the world like he should be driving down the highway with his brother Gale and Nathan Arizona, Jr.

The feeble one has a second post up:

“Is water boarding torture? No. You don’t see anyone volunteering to have bamboo shoved under their fingernails, do you?”

I expect if Bush had authorized shoving bamboo up fingernails, John would be defending it.

Oh how right you are. It’s worth seeing the large size.

Oh, that yob. Didn’t recognize him at Twitter scale.

He wouldn’t be as willing if I were in charge of the watering can.

“The very fact that so many people are voluntarily willing to undergo sexual acts is proof it isn’t rape” would make a great defense in court.

Retarded dipshit. KKKlassic republiKKKan youth. Asswipe.

This guy makes W. look like Enrico Fermi.

How many of these people volunteer to be waterboarded a second time?

So, by this logic, the only reason we waterboarded that one guy 183 times is because he liked waterboarding so much and knew that if he talked then the fun would stop.

I so hope Mr. hawkinsrwn is next (via Atrios and I believe Olbermann)

Bamboo:

Ann Coulter volunteered to have his balls sawed off.

I’m pretty sure it’s still torture to other guys.

Jim J. Bullock is on Twitter now?

More jibber jabber from John I don’t think too good Hawkins

A radio host is waterboarded. He suffers no physical damage and is promoting his radio show 2 minutes later. More proof it’s not torture.

Right wing radio jock, Mancow, thought like Johnny but after his six second artificial waterboarding experience, he now believes waterboarding is torture. Maybe Johnny needs to volunteer.

The very fact that so many people voluntarily smoke cigarettes is proof tobacco isn’t dangerous.

Some people voluntarily insert gerbils up their poop toobz, so it would not be torture for someone to do it to Hawkins either, we must conclude.

183 times.

In one month.

(but free colonoscopy! ha, ha!)

I believe the canonical expression would be poop chute, or “poop shootz” in LOLcat orthoraphy; otherwise, ride tone, bro!

The fact that people voluntarily donate organs means it’s okay to remove this jackass’ lungs and give them to someone who isn’t a waste of oxygen, right? The fact that some people voluntarily get piercings and brandings and some people put nails though their hands means none of that’s torture, either.

Or, the fact that some people volunteer to get waterboarded may just mean that if you volunteer, what’s happening to you is not the same as what’s happening to the people who didn’t volunteer. And if even that “lite” version of consensual waterboarding is enough to make guys like Mancow think it’s torture (when in fact it’s not since he volunteered for it and is therefore basically a BDSM game) might mean that when done involuntarily, it’s actually very, very bad indeed. Torture, one might even say.