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Marty Peretz’s little attack shitzu, Jamie Kirchick was at Doggie Day Spa all last week and he’s just now getting around to making yappy noises about Joe Klein calling Charles Krauthammer a "douchebag on wheels" or something last week. Jamie doesn’t have any interesting or original points to make that others haven’t already made other than the fact that Klein finds Kirchick ""overwhelmingly limited". Awesome. So Kirchick uses his Moonie Times perch to write Klein the snippy note that he would have totally slipped into Klein’s locker after homeroom if they were still sophomores.
Jamie yips:
Mr. Klein derides these individuals as "Professional Jews," an epithet that applies to any of his co-religionists with whom he disagrees. (Full disclosure: Several weeks ago, Mr. Klein wrote, in response to a column I published in another newspaper, that I was "overwhelmingly limited," an insult I’m still trying to figure out. Given his propensity for adolescent name-calling and mockery of people for their innate traits, I should consider myself lucky he didn’t call me a "Professional Queer.")
Oh, SNAP!
But then I saw this:
Um. The gays just called: you’ve just been traded for Charlie Crist and season three of The L Word on DVD.
Sorry. It just wasn’t working out….
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No,God, please, I’ll tell you the location of the dirty bomb in Manhattan, no more…”I Can’t Go For That”…Please, waterboard me instead….
Makes me too sad to curse at a self hating fairy, particularly a self professed pro.
“She’s a Rich Girl”!
Jamie can’t figure out “overwhelmingly limited” because…? Shoe fits nicely, nitwit.
To work for the Wedding Singer is to become a golem/scribe in defense of the people of Israel, just like in the old legends………..
Perhaps “overwhelmingly limited” was a compliment.
H&O’s Adult Educaton sounds appropro:
Its afternoon in the homeroom and theyre about to let you go.
And the locker slam on the plan you had tonight.
Youve been messing around with a boyfriend maybe better left alone.
Theres a wise guy that you know could put you right.
Now I’m going to have that crap stuck in my head the rest of the day.
It’s so stupid, I gotta laugh.
And what yacht would that be, the S.S. SeaDweeb? I believe that is docked right next to the S.S. Nickle Suck at the Newark, NJ ship yards.
Is he double-dating with Marty Peretz?
Well, it’s nice to have a conservative call sexual orientation innate, anyway.
Shorter Kirchick: No Brain, No Pain.
Calling Charles Krauthammer a “douchebag on wheels.” And the problem is…?
I’ve been hanging out with you “vituperative bloggers” of the radical left for too long.
T, the gays totally punked you with that trade.
I can’t beleeeeeive an editor let that go into print.
There are an awful lot of syllables there.
Kirchck: “Alongside not talking with your mouth full and wiping, one of the elemental lessons in manners…”
Wiping? Ass-wiping?
Is that considered a matter of ettiquette these days? “A gentleman always removes any fecal matter from his person before arriving at the dinner table.”
Alongside not talking with your mouth full and wiping,
Is that like chewing gum and walking at the same time?
Sometimes they just write themselves.
Gah! Thanks for the audio virus/ear worm!