Take you to the finest restaurants
then hit you doggy-style

New Yorkers, who only count as Real Americans when they’re being terror-killed by brown foreigners, speak out on how Emperor You’re Not The Boss Of Me Obama invaded their city and ruined a perfectly good Saturday night:

In typical Manhattan style, diners at a Greenwich Village restaurant Saturday night pretended not to notice the famous couple at dinner – until after dessert.

"Nobody bothered them," Rachel Levit of Manhattan said of the First Couple. "They sat and had their private meal.

"When they stood up to leave," she continued, "this blasé New York crowd stood up and exploded in spontaneous applause."

As President Obama and his wife, Michelle, ate their date night meal at the classy Blue Hill restaurant, most of the others at the eatery tried not to stare.

"He was amazing," Susan Korchak said. "It was great. She was very tall – statuesque and gorgeous."

"They’re a very special couple," her husband, Richard, said. "It was their date night and it was our date night, too."

With a table right next to the Obamas, the trick was tougher for Dana Hubbe and her daughter Chloe, 8.

"He was so nice," Hubbe said, gushing.

She said Obama asked her daughter how old she was and whether she liked living in the city.

Michelle Obama had two martinis, and the President had the wine that accompanied the tasting menu, she said.

Hubbe said she couldn’t help but compliment the First Lady.

"I told her, ‘All politics aside, you look amazing,’" she recalled. "She said it was all about Pilates."

Levit said the President didn’t make eye contact with the rest of the room during dinner and was locked on his beautiful wife until he got up: "And then he said, ‘Hi, guys.’"

Eva Fleischer of Manhattan was excited just to eat in the same room.

"I can’t wait to call my daughter in Atlanta and tell her," she said.

Diners said they were searched by Secret Service before going into the restaurant. The entire block of Washington Place was closed off and residents said they were ordered to keep their windows closed.

"We were going to [take a picture]; I was going to try to do it on my phone," Fleischer said. "The restaurant people did not want us to do that … we respected that."

It doesn’t take much to read between the lines when Dana Hubbe said "’All politics aside, you look amazing" to understand that she was actually condemning the administration’s socialist tax policies while at the same time  contemplating the possibilities of plunging a salad fork into the President’s neck, thereby saving America.

I, for one, breathed a sigh of relief that Obama did not demand any foreign terrorist condiments or yell out for some mother-fucking iced tea because, as everyone knows, you can’t take these people anywhere.