Comments on: Uptown Saturday Night

By: wavydavy

wavydavy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:24:54 +0000

New Yorkers are all commies, foreigners, and faggots, so what did you expect?

As a New Yorker — Manhattanite, even — I must take extreme offense at this comment.

I mean, really — how could you forget that we are also drug-addicted atheistic abortionists?

By: cynick

cynick — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:52:29 +0000

Honey, shall we watch ‘Medium’ tonight to pay homage to our spiritual side, or do you want to pay homage to the irreverent kid in you and watch ‘South Park?’ Oh, wait. There’s a special showing of ‘Finian’s Rainbow.’ That would be a real timesaver, ’cause we could pay homage to our black, white, Irish, mythical and smoking sides all at once.

We are taking no more nominations for the snarkiest comment EVAH

By: cynick

cynick — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:50:31 +0000

What, you think Bush could not fuck up while on vacation?

Oh, ye of little faith!

By: HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:56:31 +0000

He takes his wife to dinner and a show, they bitch at him. He stays at home and watches Star Trek, they bitch at him. A brother can’t win.

Bonus Points: SelfHatingGayMan refers to Obama as “Evita”–your take on his post was, if anything, restrained. To GPW: Oh, Mary, just because you’ve got your little claws out doesn’t mean that you can tango with a tiger.

By: MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel

MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:40:05 +0000

Don Francisco is Jewish. Really. His parents fled the Nazis and went to South America.

I just had to point that out. One finds so few blog references to “Sabado Gigante”!

By: Gozer

Gozer — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 03:30:09 +0000

Weren’t there some criticisms from these douchenozzles shortly after the inauguration about how the cruel Obama worked himself and his staffers for such long hours? That he started his day at 8 and often worked *gasp* pass midnight!

The harsh taskmaster.

By: redoubt

redoubt — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:13:02 +0000

No, what he could do is DVR Sabado Gigante and skip ahead to the singing contest, the trumpet man and Don Francisco’s hats. (Don’t ask me how I know this.) Sasha and Malia would get a kick out of that part, I bet.

By: bushbehindbars

bushbehindbars — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:09:57 +0000

I know. I grew up in Texas (moved to NYC when I was 17, never lived there since), and pretty much all my relatives would love nothing more than to spend all day watching nascar and eating corn dogs and pork rinds while drinking copious amounts of coors light. I’m so fucking sick of backwards-assed pig-ignorant motherfuckers flaunting their stupidity and xenophobia, somehow feeling ’superior’ to those who have actually struggled to achieve some degree of enlightenment, compassion, and understanding of the larger world. Remember the whole kerfuffle over Obama eating arugula? Or the oh-so-elitist mustard-ordering incident? These douches need to be put in their place, being made aware that prideful ignorance is really not attractive or worthy of emulation. Fuck them all.

By: VonZeppelin

VonZeppelin — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:25:06 +0000

As an Oklahoman, I resent that remark. We don’t even have NASCAR racing here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to WalMart. Think I’ll stop by Taco Bell for something exotic on the way home.

By: soonergrunt

soonergrunt — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:07:19 +0000

You do realize that you just described the average Oklahoman’s ideal Sunday afternoon, don’t you?
The corn dogs are important. They’re easier to eat than nachos when you’re missing teeth, and they don’t have that mexican name.

My neighbors think Taco Bell is foreign cuisine for God’s sake.