Hard times have hit the Wingnut Welfare cocktail circuit per Jonah Goldberg:

Having taken the teabagging movement as far as he could, Grand Supreme Ultimo Sucker of the Scrote, Eric Odom is spitting out the bit(s) and moving on to another phony-baloney money-sucking rightwing front organization. But first, an atta-boy for the teabagging troops:

Charlie Evans: Is that a girl?
Captain James T. Kirk: That’s a girl.

This is where some of my employees spend their time when they should be working.

The NiteLite faction of the Republican party is trying to keep terrorists from moving into THE FORECLOSED HOUSE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU!

On the homefront it’s been just me and the dogs so I’ve been solo basset wrangling all week and, boy, are my arms tired.

Since we are living under a Creed cloud:

Sean Hannity is a regular guy just like you… if you make $20+ million dollars a year.

In America you’ll get food to eat
Won’t have to run through the jungle
And scuff up your feet

At some point Republicans are finally going to admit that they hired Michael Steele to head the RNC because of the color of his skin and not the content of his character.