If George Will was a cartoon he’d be the “Incredible Mr. Limped“

That shorter doesn’t do the column justice. Will cites not just the cartoon, but also the completely fantastic ravings of two National Review clowns.

Better shorter: To support something I pulled out of my ass, I will pull something else out of my ass–and then cite something that two other guys pulled out of their asses.

Um, his fucking career appears to be doing just fucking fine, thank you very much, what with the Georgetown fucking manse, the fucking WAPO sinecure, the fucking outrageous speaking fees, the fucking POTUS showing up to fucking blow him over fucking din din. WTF ru tawking about? That dweeby little POS isn’t worried bout shit. Geez.

PS Asshole probably gets a ton of free fucking baseball tix, too, miserable little reichwing fucking turdbite that he is.

JDM3,

But he gets Orioles and Nationals tickets, so I can’t be too jealous.

Why should Will’s career go into the toilet? He’s preaching to the choir and they love it. It won’t bother him to be marginalized into the extreme wingnut corner, along with Jabba Limbaugh.

In the history of developed democracies with literate publics served by mass media

What does this have to do with the USA? Or any other country, for that matter.

His column is truly a work of beauty. “I, George F. Will, drawing on the analytical powers of my fellow wingnut wankers, hereby declare ‘The Green Bubble’ to be burst. Make it so.” You’re a douche, George, but a clueless and embarrassing one.

On my theory that wingnut pundits genetically lack either sense of humor or creative sensibility, I rest my case.

Gestures — bringing reusable grocery bags to the store, purchasing a $4 heirloom tomato, inflating tires, weatherizing windows — “gained fresh urgency” and “were suddenly infused with grand significance.”

Stupid WWII Americans. They deluded themselves that rationing things like nylon, rubber, gas, butter, meat and sugar would make a difference in the war effort. They planted Victory Gardens and patted themselves on the back for it. Idiots. Those were just individual gestures infused with grand significance. Give up people. Private behaviors don’t add up to anything significant.

My Uncle Danny once told me, ‘never trust a man in a bowtie.’
He also said never piss into the wind. Both are solid pieces of advice.

Will’s career may be in the toilet, but in The Village shit floats and never gets flushed.

Anything about pissing on a man in a bowtie?

Jeezus, I just know I’ve got a pithy comment to contribute, but about midway through George Fwill’s column my eyes began to glaze over, and my brain actually stopped working for a minute. Now that I think about it, that pretty much happens anytime I read his columns.

If Will would just give in and have those cataracts removed he’d have fewer clouds to yell at.

Are you sure George Will actually wrote that column? He doesn’t quote a single French philosopher or dead ballplayer in support of his thesis that “The Good Family” is actually jocose and risible, no matter what those dullards at the New York Times think.

It’s always a little sad when Grandpa tries to prove that he’s as hip as the kids, especially when he’s trying to be like Jonah Goldberg citing old Star Trek episodes.

Don’t ever change.

And I stand by my earlier statement: George Will is Less Nessman, only less lovable.

Will is already far down this road — an earlier anti-global warming column was based on a Crichton novel. Makes you wonder who he cited to get his Princeton Ph.D.

I guess now we know who was watching The Goode Family — every conservative pundit on earth. No wonder it got a 1.6 rating. No one else has ever heard of it.

We drive hybrids and plant gardens not for the environment, but to make us feel better.

–George Will

I suppose this is a classic case of “Prius envy.”

Really? I thought we bought heirloom tomatoes because they taste better. If FWill was buying them out of environmental guilt, he is an utter fuckwit.

And even if your grocery store doesn’t charge you for not having reusable bags, give you a refund for using them, give them away free, and even if you honestly think there’s some grand conspiracy dedicated to lying to you about how long plastic lasts in increasingly larger landfills, I’m still astounded by the spectacle of human beings admitting they’re too lazy to put the five seconds’ work into bringing their bags back the next time they go to the store.

It strikes me as the same bunch of guys who think it’s too much work to go inside rather than peeing off the front porch.

I’ve used cfl bulbs in my home and business for years, and reduced my lighting costs by 75%. Not small potatos, especially for commercial lighting.
Mr. Will is a fool and a twerp.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know if you can use cfl bulbs in older lamps–made prior to 1950?

If you don’t care about the lamp, ask George Will to screw in the bulb and turn it on. Let us know how that goes, willya?

Aww, poor George! It’s apparent that GFW read Ginia Bellafante’s review of his new favorite cartoon show and got his wittuw feewings huwt.

The next line after the one he quoted: ”Who really thinks of wind power — an allusion to which is a running visual gag in the show — as mindless, left-wing nonsense anymore?”

Ouch, that one had to hurt! That’s why Will refuses to dignify her by name or respond to her actual points, instead taking a swipe back by accusing her of ”grating smugness”, a subject which he is, in fact, an authority on.