Comments on: I drink your milquetoast

By: mikeybee

mikeybee — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:54:21 +0000

Onions!!
Rutabagas!

you kids get off my lawn!

: : shakes fist at clouds : :

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:47:10 +0000

As another member of the over-educated branch of lily-white hillbillies, I am so loving this little drama. All these high-born over-privileged never-hit-a-Goddamn-lick-at-a-snake white boys pissing all over themselves because of a slight danger of Gravy Train derailment.

One of the (many) ironies of this Stuart Taylor dust-up is that Taylor’s job is a sinecure - I mean what the hell else are you going to call a magazine that loses money and has no believable chance of reversing that condition? He’s a God damn paid propagandist for whitey status-quo and he has the lack of self-awareness to pick on Judge Sotomayor? How the hell does somebody that worthless FIND their place of employment each day, much yet get paid?

Oh, right, Taylor is an ass-kissing white guy. They always look out for their own.

By: treadlightly

treadlightly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:00:14 +0000

Stuart Taylor is not a mere douchebag. He’s certainly not an average, everyday, run-of-the-mill douchebag. No, Stuart Taylor is a huge, gigantic, colossal, unbelievably gargantuan supersize douchebag. If Jupiter needed a douchebag, Stuart Taylor would be several sizes too big.

By: Xenocrates

Xenocrates — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:34:26 +0000

Milquetoast language=genocidal dictatorship? I am confused. P.S. Your closing? Genius. Q.E.IndEed!

By: MichaelHarrington

MichaelHarrington — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:58:28 +0000

I can almost see Stu, sitting in his cubicle…trying to focus his wayward eyes on that Molly Sims calendar his editor got him for his birthday…thinking of the time, a scant decade ago, when going on MSNBC was a regular perk of his career.

He’d go on and shoot the shit with Tweety about what a terrible scumbag Clinton was and how he was so embarrassed to tell his kids what a blowjob was…I can almost hear him humming the theme to ”The Way We Were”

By: humboldtblue

humboldtblue — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:01:37 +0000

WE WHITE PEOPLE started the racism; give us the dignity of deciding when it’s over!

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

Sheesh the motherfucking nerve of … of these women, these dark-skinned usurpers, ragheads and assorted drug dealers DO NOT, and never will be equals in this society because, well, just because motherfuckers, that’s why!

It’s hard out here for a white man, hard I tell ya!

By: UgluksFlea

UgluksFlea — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:18:49 +0000

Well, Obama saying he wanted to be President when he was six when later he claimed he never really thought about it until after 2004 or so showed to the right that he also was also lying about being a secret muslim and not being born in Kenya and a socialist and the antichrist and a big poopiehead.

So, you know, 19 is actually pretty good in comparison.

By: leoklein

leoklein — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:41:39 +0000

She wrote this as a college student. WTF?

By: Cellar47

Cellar47 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:34:54 +0000

Stuart Taylor would be lucky to get a job shoveling shit if he weren’t white.

By: GWPDA

GWPDA — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:06:18 +0000

HEY!
FENWAY”S STILL A PUPPY! LANGUAGE, PLIZ!