She’s fast. Maximum stupidity in 0-to-140 characters.

sweet! thanks for this T! I now know that my own Governor, in Washington, also twitters. Guess who I’m never voting for again… No one who has time to twitter useless crap should be getting paid by me.

I’m sure most of theses clowns have semi-literate staffers w/ tiny fingers to twit for them.

Which constitution “mandates” improved access & infrastructure? Sounds like socialist bullshit to me.

You see, it’s litigation that prevents the State of Alaska from meeting it’s burdens not incompetence and malfeasance by it’s half-witted, beauty contestant Governor.

Wow, they were so right about that “Information Age” stuff.

What they didn’t predict was that the information would be stupid fucking useless bullshit clogging up my brain and robbing precious time from the rest of my life.

I could be drinking instead. At least there’s a point to that.

Twitter is perfect for Sarah. I don’t believe she has ever been able to hold onto a thought of 140+ characters for more than a few seconds. Anything that longs drifts away into the ether and is replaced almost immediately by thoughts like “Math is Hard”, or “Do my boobies look big in this baby seal fur bra>”.

Am I the only one who thinks that the Republicans are ultimately going to regret jumping on this whole twitter thing? I’m not sure that serving up the stoopid in bite size little pieces is going to serve them well in the long run…

The “twit” is the operative part. Luntz must be going nuts.

So is her daughter.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

When I saw the title my mind flashed to “The Last Basselope” I was horrified at myself, until I clicked. Palin + Twitter!? I didn’t know what horror was.

I won’t believe that it’s her unless I see something like “Just got this totally sweet, brand-new ‘official state bizness’ SUV. Go me!”

I’m looking forward to the Adopt-a-Moose program.

Isn’t it the conservative litigation that usually prevents fulfilling constitutional mandates of this sort?

This really is amusing, coming from a woman who has spent most of the last nine months trying to avoid her CONSTITUTIONAL MANDATE to govern Alaska.

Local Hawaii papers report that our Resident Idiot Governor, Linda Lingle, “has yet to request stimulus funds.”

This while she’s furloughing state employees, particularly those in education and health care.

Linda Lingle = proof that Hawaii’s education system is crap. [I.e., people here are so stupid, they vote for her.]

Ya know, I know…my mom lives in Hilo, so I know whereof you speak…just thought I’d let you know, some of us do know that your tiny paradise suffers some of the same problems folks do down in Alabama or central PA or central CA…hang in there…

“The Last Basselope” was so sad…I always think back to “Old Yeller,” which, though devastatingly sad circa 1957, has never purged what was for me the most heart-wrenching element of “The Last Basselope,” wherein death, as the universal and irresistible force, wrought such devastation on Mr. Bassett and his eternal love for Ms. Jackalope.