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Carrie Prejean, who is, like the third or fourth hottest Smart in the Republican party, was on Matt Lauer’s All Gals Gabfest and she was in full martyr mode and we think that the next time she gets a manicure she should ask the manicurist to stab her palms with those little cuticle snippers to complete the whole package although that could impact her ability to carry a tray at her new job at Hooters, so maybe not.
Also. Matt had Sarah Palin on which means that he was bogarting 40% of conservative hot Smart all on one show but there was no hot oil wrestling because they were in different studios and, besides, that would have been totally sexist so you really didn’t miss anything and you’ll just have to wait for Cinemax After Dark tonight like the rest of America.
I think that about covers it.
(Added) Also. Palin shows up on Wolf’s show while standing in front of, like, a corral or something but they’re not feeding ponies headfirst into a woochipper behind her or anything, so there’s nothing to see again.
This is her best tour of the non-Real America states ever.
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She couldn’t hold a candle to the old Miss South Carolina. Such as, American people like me think she was a dipshit. But in the context of the pantheon of wingnut smartness, she was right there with Doughy and Beckola.
Isn’t there a saturation point of stupid so that eventually things simply HAVE to get smarter?
This kind of crap really makes me want to withdraw from the world entirely.
Okay, now I’m going to have nightmares about Sarah Palin and the rest of the GOP special needs amazon women hot oil wrestling in my bedroom.
No, not wet dreams. Nightmares. Really. Like, “Ann-Coulter-gave-me-a-hickey-but-then-I-woke-up-screaming” kind of horror.
It is rather amazing. I like to think of the current state of the Rebpublican party as the fallout stage after Nuclear Wingnut Armageddon. There has to be some sane conservatives hunkered down in bunkers, waiting for the all clear sign from the Stupidity Winter.
I hear Fox News girlyman Shep Smith is fast-tracking himself to get fired for misplacing his Ailes-approved blinders, so…resume time, Carrie!
And yet another contender for the Whore of Babbling title.
So did Ms. Prejean show off her stigmata?
I await Donald Trump’s angry rebuttal press conference: “I paid for those tits, Miss Prejean…”
If Sarah and Todd would quit thrusting their kids into the public eye, maybe people will stop talking about them. Carrie is busy thrusting other things into the public eye.
Thrusters are a go! Umm, just to add to the misery that is our Golden State, in addition to claiming that we must deny health care to our neediest and most vulnerable citizens, including children, the elderly and the mentally ill, ol’ Arnie the Fucknut is now proposing that we privatize our prisons as well.
Instead of ditching the horrible three-strikes law; instead of releasing tens of thousands of non-violent offenders, what we really need is to bring in some Blackwater wannabe’s so that we can go back to the way things were in the olden days, complete with gladiator-style inmate clashes, torture and inmate-on-inmate rape that goes unprosecuted.
I don’t have enough hate in my hate reservoir to properly hate all of the people who truly deserve my white-hot rage.
Palin turned her family into a national soap opera out of political ambition and now she’s cry’n ‘cuz they’re the butt of jokes.
Screw political correctness — right, Sarah?
Then there’s nothing wrong with jokes about A-Rod and the Abstinence Mom…
“Ponies headfirst into a woodchipper…” is why I love this site, except that now I have to wipe the Diet Coke off the computer.
AGAIN.
Ponies headfirst into a woodchipper only sounds unseemly as the first four or five begin to lubricate the mechanism.
Once that little rainfall of pony mane dusts the morning snow, it is a lot like the Scalia’s family Christmas card.
Palin would be perfect speaking agianst a background of the woodchipper scene in Fargo if it would end with Marge Gunderson handcuffibg her. Retarded, stupid, cheap, hustling POS that Sarah is. Fucking dirtyass fucktard.
I think Smith has been off the Kool Aid for a while now. He was hostile to Joe the Plumber a while back, exposing his ignorance about Israel and basically dismissing him.
Buckley wins