Even a stopped calendar is right once a year.

Actually, no, captphealy–not if you’re looking at days of the week, due to the combination of a year having a left-over day when divided into weeks, plus the influence of leap-years.

And there’s plenty of things to criticize the prez about–maintenance of the surveillance/secrecy society, not moving forward on LGBT issues–but Kristol’s we’ll-get-behind-him-if-he-does-something-that-we-know-he-won’t-do bluff isn’t convincing anyone; even if Obama did do something as disastrous and dunder-headed as interfere in the Iran electoral mess, Billy would shit himself twice and then insist that the inevitable consequences were the fault of Obama not bringing back Rumsfeld and Condi and the whole sick crew.

The obvious response to the crisis in Iran is to cut taxes. And drill in ANWR. And fire David Letterman

And criminalize abortion.

And continue to discriminate against teh gays.

Don’t get these guys started. They’ve got so many good ideas.

Hmmm, no comment on lobbing a few cruise missle over there or armed intervention? Kristol must be slipping.

Memo to White House re: Iranian election
1) Solicit Bill Kristol’s opinion as to appropriate action plan.
2) Do opposite.
3) Enjoy success.

If we don’t start drilling for oil off of Malibu and deport all of the illegal aliens within ninety days then Ahmadinejad has made a fool of Obama.

Presuming ahead of time that Obama will fail to exercise leadership, and cataloguing this episode pre-emptively as another in a list of Obama failures, would be a mistake.

Oops. ElRusbo obviously didn’t get Billy K.’s memo. He spent the first 1/2 hour of his hatefest today blaming Obama for Iran.

When rethugs can’t coordinate their talking points, ya know they’re in deep doo-doo. It used to be their strongest skill. Now they’re devoid of any skills whatsoever. Wait…..there’s always hypocrisy. They still do that really well.

Pedant.

Swear to fucking Christ, I could stop fucking swearing if these motherfucking fucks would just STFU and go the fuck away.

I wonder how many protesters Ahmadinejad would have to shoot before our neocons fall head-over-heels in love?

The task now is to explain what the Obama administration (and Congress) should be saying and doing, and to urge them to do what they should be doing.

Noted Mideast expert Bill Kristol urges everyone in the Obama administration to dress up like it’s St. Paddy’s Day and wear big “I Heart Mousavi” buttons, thereby guaranteeing a massive Revolutionary Guard crackdown and unbridled hardline dictatorship.

Hey, at least that way American wingnuts get to keep their Persian bogeymen — and that’s really what it’s all about.

KLo to step aside as NRO editor.
This too must be Obama’s fault.

No. We must drill off the coast of Florida. Who cares if there’s any oil reserves there! The wealthy wingnut contingent living near the mouth of the Miami River need to see that finally the Libruls are taking this seriously enough to impact THEIR property values.

Odd, innit, that those Senators representing Gulf Coast states haven’t pressured their own state legislatures to drill, baby, drill. There must just be a lot more oil here in California. Yeah, that’s it. Otherwise I’d have believe that they’re hypocritical, jizz licking, Blue State hating, syphilitic, inbred little vermin who are for sale to the highest bidder.

if you are an author or reader you might not notice much of a change.

As I wrote at Roger’s place a while back:

another conception somehow shocked me more than all the rest- a scene in an unknown vault, where scores of the beasts crowded about one who had a computer displaying NRO.com and was evidently reading aloud. All were pointing to a certain passage, and every face seemed so distorted with epileptic and reverberant laughter that I almost thought I heard the fiendish echoes. The title of the picture was, ‘Kathryn Jean Lopez is the editor of National Review Online.’

NRO was edited?

Kristol the concern troll…

I guess we can only hope these motherfucking fucks never STFU and go the fuck away.

Don’t do it, TBogg. Kristol WANTS you to throw him in the briar patch.

And then climb down and give him a handy.