Anti-Letterman protesters outside of Ed Sullivan Theater
if you subtract all but fifteen people

Today, with the whole world watching, hundreds of thousands… okay, thousands….well, maybe just hundreds…. oh, fuck it,  fifteen losers showed up outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater to wave their FISTS OF RIGHTEOUS FURY at people waiting in line to see David Letterman:

A protest rally against David Letterman over a failed joke about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her daughter attracted more members of the media than protesters Tuesday afternoon.

A crowd of 15 protesters upset with the late night comic held signs and occasionally shouted as they stood across the street from Letterman’s studio.

But they were often hidden from view by the more than 35 members of the media there to cover the protest, and out-shouted by a few very vocal counter-protesters.

Radio talk show host John Ziegler — who is behind the FireDavidLetterman.com Web site that organized the protest, and who is an outspoken supporter of the former Republican vice presidential candidate — told reporters that the turnout at the event was not representative of the number of people who have responded to his site and e-mailed.

But, you know, those people who emailed John Ziegler (who is the Lord of Fail) were there IN SPIRIT. They just  couldn’t be there in the flesh because they were probably too busy, um…. OVERTHROWING THE MULLAHS IN IRAN by twittering the fuck out of them. Or something.

Democracy! Whiskey! Slutty flight attendants! 

Also. Wolverines!