Somewhere on “Lon Gisland” a JCC is missing its mahjong club!

That was oddly stimulating… like watching those bizarre youtubes of truck drivers underestimating their height as they go under a bridge. But, hey, if you are going to bitch, doing it in yiddish is the classy way to go. Meschugena.

Beautiful Americans!

Actually, there were only 14 real protectors. The 15th was a plant from a Sirius radio show.

My favorite was the guy, who asked what he thinks of Jay Leno, replied “I don’t watch Fox News.”

Idiot America, indeed.

For the woman in yellow, yeah I know what schmuck means. Do you know what yenta means?

“Mouth raping, its not just cunnilingus anymore.”

Absolute morans.

Actually, it sounds like he said “I don’t watch… I only watch Fox News Channel”

(which is just as awesome, I think)

The foamers and dribblers claimed that Willow attended a “basketball game” (the Yankees??), and that Dave has a daughter (he doesn’t). And with all due respect, Ruthie, I don’t think those folks are bright enough to play mah-johng. Twister with only two colors, maybe…

The kkkommon kkklay of emergent ameriKKKa. You know, …

Not just a basketball game, but an *American* basketball game, which involves bats and gloves, apparently. We’ve been watch international basketball all these years – who knew?

Did you catch the 2 guys behind the last whiner in the vid? A fitting counterbalance to these Paliniacs. What’s funny is that Leno has made significantly more jokes about Palin than Dave has.

Dave ought to showcase these buffoons and have some fun with this faux outrage.

Only if both colors are the same!

From the reactions, you’d think Letterman had said “Jehovah”.

“Dave ought to showcase these buffoons and have some fun with this faux outrage.”

I saw the first 30 minutes of Dave last night, and he is having some fun with it, but not actually showing these nutjobs. He had one of his staff writers walk across the stage with a “Fire Dave” sign, looking for the protest. Dave gave him directions.

These are the same idiots that attended the Palin rallies during the campaign. The stoopid just burns. I knew Dave was gonna come out ahead on this one, despite having told a “joke” that was really tasteless, but then it’s easy to come out ahead of Gov. Barbie.

I found this video to be very sad. What empty, miserable lives these people must have.

Oh, and I am ashamed to be a member of the human species and to be of the gender female after watching this video. Leno, classy? Yeah, right. He made more than his share of jokes at Bristol’s expense.

Too bad nobody chipped in cab fare to run Ziegler up about 50 blocks and let him try his ’snap-snap-snap’ shtick up there.

And lady, it’s Yiddish, not “Jewish”. Ver derharget.

Verbal pedophile?

Just another case of Real Americans rearing their ugly heads. On the other hand we did find out where the PUMAs all went.

THe only thing missing from that video is King Douchebag himself, John Ziegler.

Actually, I do not know what “schmuck” means in Jewish and neither does she since there is no such language. The distinctive language spoken by most American and European Jews is Yiddish. Israeli Jews mostly speak Hebrew. I do know what “schmuck” means in Yiddish and I also know that she is a “meshuggah klafte”.

When the mighty aroused American public takes to the streets, I quake before their power. I especially hang my head in helpless shame before the unanswerable logic of the guy who screams, “You think you’re SOOOOO smart!!! You think you know SOOOOOO much (finger snap)!!!”

By the way, what does schmuck mean in Jewish, anyway? Does it in anyway describe, oh, say, John Ziegler?

!!!USA USA USA!!! Iranians can only dream of living in this corridor.

Is this what you call a tempest in a teabag?

All the women in that vid have Pam Gellar’s voice. Aaaargh.

P.S. The husbands of the shrieking ladies are home watching porn.

Everyone, in the country, is very frustrated and upset…

Hey, check it out, that Somepeople guy has a first name! But don’t you need cable to get Letterman out in the country? I’m pretty sure I heard that Everyone Somepeople went Galt, so he no longer has cable. Right?

And no, what does schmuck mean in Jewish?

If only Dave would close the borders for twenty years and stop being a socialist. Also, old people like Dave can’t be funny. It’s apparently a proven fact, or at least a FauxFact. Obama is really good catching flies and you really wouldn’t like single payer anyway, so let’s run that clip again.

Enjoy.

THe only thing missing from that video is King Sen. Douchebag himself, John Ziegler Ensign.

fyt.

‘Actually, I do not know what “schmuck” means in Jewish’

What, we have to translate into American for you?

Actually, my mother in law also called the language Jewish. Maybe it’s translated to avoid the German ‘yid.’

You know, it occurs to me that none of this would have had to have happened if Reagan hadn’t cut Federal funding for Homes for the Bewildered back in the early 1980’s.

Verbal pedophile. As someone who actually encountered a real pedophile in his childhood, can I just say this woman needs to shut her ignorant, nasty, cracker ass mouth.

like watching those bizarre youtubes of truck drivers underestimating their height as they go under a bridge.

I’ve seen the result of one such ‘encounter’ a long time ago, only it was a car carrier whose driver underestimated the height of an overpass when we passed by the result of his miscalculation.

Smashed cars with battery acid all over the place, you’re right, it’s just like that.

if Reagan hadn’t cut Federal funding for Homes for the Bewildered back in the early 1980’s.

Or if the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, Very Nervous had been able to continue to get Federal and State grants.

When I heard about this “rally,” I almost went to it just to taunt these people, I mean seriously contemplated it, but then, you know…I have a fucking life.

I recall hearing an old Jewish comedy writer for TV on some interview show; can’t remember which. He said they used “schmuck” because they could get it past the censors, and he giggled inside everytime he heard it on national TV. “Schmuck” = “Mr. Penis” in direct translation; in common current english, it means “dickhead”. Seems about right in this application, but of course who is it being applied to is entirely inverted; I think a mirror is required for proper usage here.

Not to blogwhore or anything, but one of the more verbally discreet protesters in that clip (the one who can’t bring herself to say that Letterman’s kid is a bastard) was wearing a button that said I’D RATHER BE WATERBOARDING. And a crucifix.

They call me MISTER PENIS

So, you’re saying a schmuck is actually a schvantz? Or maybe a schmekel?

So when is a schmuck just a putz? (And please, no Mets jokes!)

“Schmuck” = “Mr. Penis” in direct translation

I thought the Yiddish word for penis was “putz”. A few years ago, then Senator Al D’Amato got in trouble for calling Chuck Schumer a “putz”.

No, no, no; a schmuck is a dickHEAD, a schvantz is, well, a lot of fun in proper company.

There is some variability here, and context of course. Calling someone a schmuck means you are of the opinion that this person thinks far too highly of themselves and is a bit of a dick. Putz has more of a “loser” connotation, but dickishness is involved there as well.