Comments on: Sure, we’re losing money but we make up for it in volume

By: TheDarkAvenger

TheDarkAvenger — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:56:16 +0000

Can you rightwingers make any money with yours?

By: frederic

frederic — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:14:27 +0000

Do you leftwingers ever get tired of listening to your own bullshit??

By: StringonaStickformerlyMakeItStop

StringonaStickformerlyMakeItStop — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:46:20 +0000

True Philip Anschutz story I got from a direct observer this week: they had planned on the grandkids coming to visit for a week, so they bought new, expensive bicycles for each kid. Kids weren’t interested, so they threw them away, still in the boxes.

And that, my friends, is a perfect example of why the rich are not like you or me, and they don’t give a rat’s ass about the planet or any of us who live upon it.

By: KevinHayden

KevinHayden — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:30:34 +0000

I thought the weekly standard in GOP circles was to sleep with their staffer’s wives. Which would also be a money loser on pay-per-view, akin to watching a guy fishing with a short limp pole.

By: lifewithbill

lifewithbill — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:37:02 +0000

By ‘make up for it in volume’, I have to presume we’re talking about gas.

Which, btw, is measured in cubic feet.

By: Bustednuckles

Bustednuckles — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:40:37 +0000

All seriousness aside, the Right wing is trying desperately to reorganize,to wit, the WAPoO fired Froomkin today, leaving a cornucopia of right wing fuck tards to grace their pages.

They are more desperate than Jonah Goldberg at a strippers convention.

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:08:04 +0000

I can just see it now…. A month from now, the dispossessed K-Lo knocks on the door of Casa TBogg and makes T an offer he can’t refuse: Fork over the rest of L&TC’s education fund and maybe The Weekly Standard could be persuaded NOT to run that picture of the 3-way with Fenway and Beckham “doing the nasty” with the slutty poodle from up the street.

…At which point TBogg, exploiting the power of the Intertubes, will advertise the same pictures as a pay-per-view feature over on Red State, and make a killing; proving once again that Republican men are so desperate, they’ll fwap at anything.

By: oldtree

oldtree — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:36:40 +0000

Brilliant. Aren’t there still a lot of stock certificates at the bottom of outhouses that they can dig up and clean off?
That would be an adventure they could get Horrendo Revolver on. I can see it now….”Here we are at the bottom of the 4 holer that Al Capone had installed at his summer place, and what is that over in the corner?” “Ladies and Gentlemen, a Foox Noos rexclusive, we found something this time!”
The new owners can invest in Horrendo’s great find and throw the rest of their money in the hole too.

By: anwaya

anwaya — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:56:38 +0000

Update: in a late press release, Clarity Media announced that in the first of several cost-cutting initiatives at the Weekly Standard, Mr. Kristol has agreed be replaced as editor by the Pets.com sockpuppet.

By: bonkers

bonkers — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:52:11 +0000

To think so many fellow Liberals still argue with me when I say most BigMedia outlets don’t give a ~~Kristol’s~~ rat’s ass about profit. The overwhelming majority of BigMedia exists today to push ideology on the electorate so that John Q. Nascar keeps voting against his own self-interest.

That’s the triple truth, Ruth.