Comments on: Eagle Sperm and the Grand Unification Theory of Crazy-Sexy

By: TheDarkAvenger

TheDarkAvenger — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:48:10 +0000

I like the little “1960s educational short film” music, but then

it leads into the carwreck that is Dr. Helens’ voice.

By: spcedwards

spcedwards — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:02:10 +0000

I only lasted 5 minutes into that “compelling video report” but all I got outta it was:

Monkeys + 1.7 years* = Fatherhood.

*OK, in all fairness he did mean 1.7 million years. However, given that he is a right-wing nutjob how does he reconcile the fact that he believes the earth is at least 1.7 million years old when any good wingnut will tell you that the earth is only 6,000 years old?

By: Hatmandu

Hatmandu — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:38:12 +0000

Sides, Dr. Helen’s voice gives me a headache and I don’t think even Marcus Bachmann would want to bang her.

Yep, her voice is like a railroad spike piercing your skull, but here’s how I got through it. Just close your eyes and pretend it is an episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Barney Fife interviews Floyd the Barber. The voices are spot on, and it’s just as funny!

By: RPorrofatto

RPorrofatto — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:38:15 +0000

Wow this is gold. If I were, say, CBS or the NY Times, I wouldn’t watch this, because they’d see PJTV’s ad telling them that for only $5 a month, this kind of stuff will actually bring about the demise of the MSM. They don’t promise entertaining, informative, or even watchably sane TV for that five bucks, but the destruction of all other mainstream media. They really know their audience.

By: JDM3

JDM3 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:42:21 +0000

Why the fucking fuck does no one interview a real mann like Marcus Bachmann fer Reichwing Fathers’ Day? Not only has he got up on Michelle five times and fostered twenty three grrlz with her, he’s also degayed a buncha potential male breeders. Sides, Dr. Helen’s voice gives me a headache and I don’t think even Marcus Bachmann would want to bang her.

Goddam retarded fucking fucks.