I have no idea how you read this asshole. It’s especially tasteful to see in one so young. His mentality should be housed in, well, Bill Kristol’s body. You keep on reading Douthat so I don’t have to bother.

Right before he tho’d up on it, he was calling his pea dick “The Decider.” You can also trust me when I tell you that his brain is no bigger than his dick. Wish he’s stop sexting me. It’s just too much.

Goddam fucking retarded fucking fuck.

Signed,

Chunky Reese Witherspoon

Was the bloated health care a reference to Chunky Reese’s breasts coming out?

I have a hard time reading shit.

I understand the Times calls that section “Opinion,” but isn’t it understood that it’s supposed to be “Informed Opinion”?

Conservative pundits were “Joe the Plumber” before Joe ever arrived–stupid, uninteresting, media by-products.

Ross Douthat’s Column Today

vague generalities – check
no supporting evidence – check
liberal cliche’s cast about – check
‘We suck, so dem’s gotta suck more’ meme – check
conclusion made that has absolutely nothing to do with the above paragraphs – check

Off to Press!

Signed,
The New York Times Editorial Staff

Thank god I read someone elses NY Times and dont actually pay for it. I can’t believe they found an even lower bottom feeder than Kristol.

Well, maybe if they got Pam Geller…..

If everyone gets health insurance coverage, does that mean we have to give William McGuire $2.2 billion? Because I’m agin’ that.

“But with choices like these, liberals may find themselves pining for the days when somebody else was the decider.”

He’s kidding, right? I don’t care what the Republicans think, want, object to, wish for, opine on. I just want them to go away…maybe Sanford can lead them all on a forever hike down the Appalachian Trail.

They really, really don’t get it, do they? They are despised and laughed at.
Liberals would rather have Daffy Duck leading this country before we get another Republican.

Would love to see a five-year graph of readership/ratings of WaPoo, NYT, CNN, Pox Newz, versus Liberal blogs, The Nation, MSNBC, Ed Schultz/Stephanie Miller/Hartmann, etc.

Massive downward slide for the places that keep diddling with Kristolnacht and Douchehat while firing Froomkin, and massive upward gain for all the Liberal places. But remember we’re always told there’d be more Liberals in BigMedia if that’s what the public wanted. So instead, Karl Rove and Newt Gangrene still have basically unlimited airtime on any network they want. Kristol’s Weakly Standard has never made a profit.

It’s clear BigMedia exists today to keep John Q. Nascar voting against his best interests, and for increasing profits of the already mega-rich, .01% of the population, like Dianne Feinstein.

(Pox might be a straight line during this time, but is beginning to fade as their viewers begin to die off).

Douthat has clearly evolved beyond the old dictum to write what you know. Today’s soi-disant (Eat French, bitches!) conservatives seem to feel that yelling that they’re really, really in possession of the perspective and values of America is belied by all of those Real Americans trudging to the mailbox in hopes that their unemployment insurance check somehow arrived a day early.
The NYT and WaPo have taken it up the ass so many times that their farts now make no sound.

“[Pine] for the days when somebody else was the decider”?! Stop, Ross, stop, before I spill my breasts again!

[clean-up. Aisle 8.]

I hear ya, Bonkers. My increase in blog reading, Ed Schultz, Rachael, etc corresponds exactly to my decrease in reading WaPoo, NYT (Judy Miller drove that nail home), and all the rest. Print media killed it’s self, and I won’t be attending the funeral.

Would love to see a five-year graph of readership/ratings of WaPoo, NYT, CNN, Pox Newz, versus Liberal blogs, The Nation, MSNBC, Ed Schultz/Stephanie Miller/Hartmann, etc.

Ask and it shall be given unto you:

MSNBC’s “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” beat Fox News’ “The O’Reilly Factor” in the key Adults 25-54 demographic for the first time ever last week.

“Countdown” averaged 477,000 viewers (A25-54) vs. O’Reilly’s 472,000 (excluding Tuesday’s primary coverage). This marks the first time that MSNBC has beaten Fox News in O’Reilly’s 8pm time slot since June 2001.

Circulations as of September 30 for daily and Sunday with one-year changes, along with a chart showing 5-year results and percentage changes, are after the jump.

The latter demonstrate all declines, BTW.

about 52:45 minutes in, Brian Lamb asks Douthat about “this Wonkette thing”

Thanks! That’s beautiful. Guess the “free market” is deciding.

Now in all fairness though, maybe we give the NYTimes some time to realize the “Douchehat Bump?”

Gist? I’m not burning my eyes with that. Tx.

Douchehat’s right. I do wish Gov. HappyTrails was my “decider.” He seems like he wants to enjoy life. Free spirit and all that:

Sunday was “Nude Hiking Day” on the Appalachia Trail. Kid. You. Not.
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com…..74627.aspx

I mean, who can blame a guy for skipping out on his four sons on Father’s Day (and not telling them) when there’s naked hiking to do!

And he does seem obsessed with pork, so perhaps he wanted to squeal like a pig?

Mr. Sanford once carried two piglets onto the floor of the House chamber to symbolize his opposition to what he considered wasteful spending. One of the piglets promptly defecated; lawmakers were not amused.

http://www.brendan-nyhan.com/b…..eally.html

(there’s video at the link…amazing)

Yes, Douchehat, Gov. Deliverance is my preferred decider.

Damn, actually read Ross’s excretion, and WTF?!?! It’s makes such little sense and lacks any sort of writing acumen that it should be grounds for termination. Seriously…how morAnic is this:

And just as Bush-era conservatives couldn’t really make tax cuts pay for themselves, Obama-era Democrats aren’t really going to be able to finance universal health care without substantial middle-class tax increases, or substantial spending cuts.

Douchehat misconstrues some CBO reports and that don’t even support his claims. I was surprised to see they’re guessing a $1 Trillion price tag OVER 10 YEARS for national healthcare. So it would cost substantially less per year than we pay for the Iraq Occupation each year? Hell yeah, bring it on!

Not to mention all the savings which aren’t factored in the reports, so Ross basing his arguments on these reports that actually disprove his central thesis is quite humorous.

Love his robotic boogeyman of “substantial middle-class tax increases,” which is demonstrably false anyway. At least Bobo Brooks can turn a phrase and seems to be able to formulate his own thoughts from time to time, but this twerp is pathetic.

Lamb asks him about the Chunky Reese Witherspoon anecdote in Douthat’s book. Douthat sputters and splatters a reply.

Tx

The initial problem with the old “write what you know” canard, in the case of Douchehat, is that he doesn’t know a damn thing.