The other day I pointed out that:
…thousands of political bloggers who have never lived outside of the city in which they were born and who have absolutely no experience in Middle East affairs will now tell you what this all means, how this will impact the region, and what to expect by drawing upon their extensive background in World of Warcraft and a hardly used MCSE certification.
I obviously neglected to include Star Trek fanboys.
Michelle Malkin Employee of the Month, Cap’n (Special) Ed reads this:
Obama’s approach to Iran, including his assertion that the unrest there represents a debate among Iranians unrelated to the United States, is an acknowledgment that a U.S. president’s words have a limited ability to alter foreign events in real time and could do more harm than good. But privately Obama advisers are crediting his Cairo speech for inspiring the protesters, especially the young ones, who are now posing the most direct challenge to the republic’s Islamic authority in its 30-year history.
and has a Malkinesque Meltdown:
This is the most despicable, self-serving, and arrogant spin I’ve seen yet from this White House, and that’s saying something. Obama gave a speech, and suddenly the people of Iran discovered that they’re being ruled by tyrants? Never mind that two weeks passed between the speech and the uprising, and that the very obvious trigger for the unrest was the incompetent manner in which the mullahs rigged the election for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Never mind the fact that this President took a full week to even sound like a watered-down Nicolas Sarkozy, let alone the leader of the free world.
Fuck Yeah! Also. Wolverines! Tribbles!
Oh wait….
Barack Obama spoke in Cairo two weeks ago. The Middle East has been roiling since. The street scenes in Iran have pushed the surprise pro-Western victory in Lebanon’s elections out of the headlines, along with Benjamin Netanyahu’s pained, precondition-crippled acceptance of a two-state solution and the enraged Palestinian response. Two top Israeli intelligence figures scaling down the Iranian nuclear threat from looming Holocaust to mid-range risk — a major story for a calm week — has gone almost unnoticed.
So did Obama set this off, or was he like the king in The Little Prince who ordered the sun to rise at the precise moment when it would have done so anyway? With that come two more questions: Will the crisis in Iran shake up the region even more? And what should Obama do in response?
Let’s go a step at a time. And assume that the requisite qualifier — everything could change in an hour — is present in every sentence.
First, the Obama Effect: The standard, and well-founded, view is that Iran has come apart on its own. Under President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the regime has been more oppressive than under his predecessors — harassing intellectuals, journalists, and bloggers. Young Iranians have supported reformist candidates in past elections; this time their vehicle was Mir Hussein Mousavi.
That said, Mousavi did attack Ahmadinejad for destroying Iran’s international image with his delusional statements, especially his denial of the Holocaust. Were Bush still president, suggests Meir Litvak, a senior fellow at Tel Aviv University’s Center for Iranian Studies, the criticism wouldn’t have resonated. Iranians would have felt, "What difference does it make how we look in the world? The Americans despise us anyway." Facing Obama and his call for dialogue, "how Iran is seen is important, at least to some Iranians."
Psssh. What would a senior fellow at Tel Aviv University’s Center for Iranian Studies know of such things? I would totally go with the former call center manager from the Midwest…which is just like the Middle East only more to the left and, like, up a little.
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Wolverines are cute and cuddly.
Also.
My daughter dated a relative of the Shah. That must make me an expert on the Middle East.
Yeah, Obama will never sound as preznitial as Bush did. Ol’ Shrub was a master of soaring, world-changing oratory…
Strike that. Reverse it.
Honestly, Special Ed’s diatribe makes a lot more sense in the original Klingon..
Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam (which, when translated, becomes “I will eat all my Cheetos and wipe my hands on my pajama bottoms”).
How’s Mr. Ed and the rest of the RW blogosphere going to react to another 7-1/2 years of Obama creating reality? You know, while they’re reacting to this, he’ll be busy working on the next change. I don’t think they’ll adapt very well. They were much more comfortable defending an idiot and apologizing/justifying every criminal act of that administration. Sure, they’ll complain and criticize…but as the successes and international support/admiration grow for Obama (and, by extension, us)…I’m thinking they’ll go the way of the Dodo birds.
You know, this Leader of the Free World shit really pisses me off.
I can’t find the original but there was some self-serving quote from the early days of the Bush Reign of Error about how they were changing history and the left would be forced to just watch and wring their hands. Elections have consequences. Also, payback’s a bitch.
Also, why do these people allow pictures to be taken, let alone shared?
What’s the problem with
specialCaptain Ed?I mean, other than the fact that he’s not a captain of anything larger than a bathtub dinghy, and he’s never actually been to the region so far as anyone can tell, and he’s also a total fuckwit–that’s no reason to point out that he knows less about the region than people who
A–live there
B–have been there
C–study the region
I mean really.
Well OK, he is a complete duchenozzle, but why compare him to those trekkies? WTF did they ever do to you? I mean, that’s like comparing trekkies to child molesters, dude.
Dude, don’t make him get out Tron guy.
So, was Ed one of the guys who a week ago was screaming at Obama for NOT changing everything in Iran by making a speech? Because that’s sure what President John McCain was saying.
It’s hard to keep up when you’re not a moron.
Is this who fucks furries and plushies?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
heads, the right wins. tails, Obama loses.
Well, small blogosphere. That pic? I personally know both those guys. The one in red, I’ve known since high school. I danced at his wedding. And I can absolutely tell you that, as dorky as they both look, they are both significantly smarter and more self-aware than Cap’n Ed.
Edit: Come to think of it, redshirt actually did a stint in the Navy. The real Navy. Unlike Ed. Ptttthhhhhhttttt
Whatta bout the plushies and furries? Is that Indiana, by any chance?
I think Special Ed needs a vacation. He has been on the front lines at his keyboard for several years without a break. Perhaps a nice, secret right wing trip to Argentina or naked hiking on the Appalacian trail.
How is it spin if it’s only said in private and utterly unverifiable conversations? Also, I await his spittle-flecked denunciation of Ari Fleischer, who credited GW Bush and not even privately.
Don’tcha know I can see Tehran from my Google Earth as well also.
How the hell did you get a photo of the Malkin wedding party?
Aww man, don’t hate on the Trekkies. I guarantee you that anything you like is also enjoyed by douchebags.
Wait. So Cap’n Ed’s problem is that the Iranians were so incompetent when stealing an election? Is he admitting he was privy to the Bush conspiracies of ‘00 & ‘04? I think so.
We demand the truth!