Whatta buncha abject, unregenerate retarded fucking fucks.

Seth fucking Lipsky: Jesus H. Fuck

He mates with Amity. HMP, worse than Rose and his Rose O’Sharon CT: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09…..ucker.html

What’s more powerful? The organic internet solidarity of millions of netizens sitting in their mama’s basement eating pizza, or thousands of soldiers who are actually in Iran pointing loaded weapons at people? Golly, I can’t decide…

He’s not not licking toads…

Yeah. I’d have to put my money on the side with the guns.

Don’t these people get it?

I heard Amity’s next tome is a 1000 word study of the mating habits and migratory patterns of the narwhal. She doesn’t know anything about them, and is doing no research, but their cute tusk thingys remind her of the unicorns on her jammies.

Twit Fu. Really sums it up. Thanks, TBogg.

But what is this organic internet? Not protection against viruses and worms?

I understand she has recently listened to Rock Lobster and watched The Beast with a Million Backs, so her research is as complete as her last book

I don’t see how ‘World Leader hot air being in danger’; or c) is in any way connected to ‘guns > protesters’

Yeah, those baseeji and Revolutionary Guards who are busy beating the crap out of people when they’re not blowing their heads off are really susceptible to Twitter.

o/t

just spewed the ice tea – walking by Fox News, waiting for Sanford presser only to see them ‘launch’ their summer concert series – uh yep, you guessed it, Creed opens the season for them

Argh! I had blocked out of my mind that Douthat was married. Thanks (no, really) for reminding me. It’s mind-boggling that a woman would marry him because he’s a serious misogynist, but hey, so are many women. They better not procreate, that’s all I can say.

As for twitter, I think in this case, twitting in more applicable than tweeting. Twit.

You mean that Stryper was already booked?

And if the child should have his looks and her brains? What then?

A nightmare would come upon the land, and a pox on their coupling.

I’d feel particularly bad if Rose and Abigail have a daughter, but he is a Devout Catholic. Abi is a big deal newsie:

http://www.journalism.columbia…..lepage.htm

I think that we can all rest assured that Little Ross will continue to spit meager quantities of baby batter into the anuses of altar boys (It’s a Catholic tradition) or pretend altar boys (”Just say ‘Domine, domine, domine’ while I get the Crisco.”) rather than take a chance of engendering something greater than his editorializing appendage.

How am I supposed to respond to these posts in a timely fashion if they come out at 3:54 a.m.?

I thought the green was in solidarity with the poor Irish bastards in Hell’s Kitchen with hairy backs and asses. This had something to do with Al Qaeda and their weapons of mass disruption in the mountains of Iraq? That’s where Been Laided is. Sure is. I’m gonna where green too then.

damn man…that’s a particularly eloquent display of nastiness. Wow.

I am really, really angry today because the jizz-licking baboons in Sacramento have invoked an escape clause in the otherwise ironclad school funding mandates for California and so my local school district is facing a fucking 20% cut in funding. I’m too old to have a child in school now but gutting our schools is gutting our future. We’re a small district and we’ve already pink slipped three dozen teachers and we’re closing schools with the consequent crowding and dislocation for students and parents. My dear wife is an employee of the UC system and she’s looking at being furloughed at least two days a month while already doing the work of staff that has left or been let go. California now stands at 49th in per-pupil spending. This latest episode of greed, stupidity and complacency will put the seventh largest economy in the world firmly in the company of Somalia.
My wife and I come from a long line of poor people so we won’t go hungry: we already know the drill. The rest of the state won’t be so lucky. If this was the result of a natural disaster I could accept it and move on. As it stands, we’re being fucked because having 90% of the wealth of the nation just isn’t enough for the 10% of us who hold it.

Shit. As a former CA public school kid, who had a mother that taught in the public schools there for years, that’s sad news. I’m planning a move back and will start cracking some heads…well, as much as I can anyway.

Where are Ross & chunky Abigail’s brood? One gets the impression from Douthat that people w/o children should be put in the stocks after their marriages are dissolved. They’ve had over a yr. There should be one out & one in the oven at this stage.

Also: Do the two of them look 27, as claimed, or 42?

Shit, that fucking sucks. Gah. I can sympathize. Ratface Pawlenty just slashed a bunch of education-related funding that can ill-afford to be slashed.

JDM3, I am so going to regret asking this, but why do you call Ross Rose?

Dennis, I am one of those pink-slipped teachers (from SoCal, but still). Luckily, I just got hired back in my district, but it was touch-and-go there for the past two months. Our whole state is broken, our methods of getting funded are antiquated, and nothing is going to change until we get rid of the 2/3s majority requirement for budget approvals.

When a state government has to start issuing IOUs, it’s time for a major overhaul.

You have my complete sympathy. California is now consuming its seed corn because of the insanity that passes for a legislature here. We will soon join the panoply of third world places with great weather, fine beaches, and armed guards for the wealthy. We are now seven days away from issuing warrants in lieu of actual money to pay our bills. We have more people in our prisons than we have in our colleges and universities. We’re blessed with an actor for our governor and madmen from safe seats in our legislature. I am still enough of a hopeless optimist to believe that we’ll recover but, it will be in spite of rather than because of our state’s government.

Rose looks like a girl with a beard.

Beards also play a metaphoric role in his married life with his blushing nonbride, Abinormal.

Rosebud butts also play into it, see, eg, DennisSGMM @ 16, supra.

Why, Rose/Ross is like a Joycean portmanteau word! On that score, I’m at least convinced that he’s completely full of fucking shit.

Also dislikes and fears women, our Rose does, and like seemingly ALL straight republiKKKan men, would rather have sex with men than women. Odd, isn’t it?

When I think of Rose, these lines from “Miller’s Crossing” persistently come to mind:

You’re so goddamn smart. Except you ain’t. I
get you, smart guy, I know what you are.
Straight as a corkscrew. Mr. Inside-Outsky.
Like a goddamn bolshevik, picking up your orders
from Yegg Central. You think you’re so goddamn
smart.

Same fer that li’l bitch Jeff Rosen and his Marriage O’ The Damned. Ew. Motherfucking dipshit puswads all.

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