Ahem….

from the semi-reliable source:

Kenneth Winston Starr (born July 21, 1946) is an American lawyer and former judge and solicitor general who was appointed to the Office of the Independent Counsel to investigate the suicide death of the deputy White House counsel Vince Foster and the Whitewater land transactions by U.S. President Bill Clinton. He later submitted to Congress the Starr Report, which opened the door for Clinton’s impeachment based on charges arising from the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

Now, I believe you were saying something funny?

I don’t think E Pluribus is offering up a detached, balanced, nonpartisan view. In fact, not one wee fucking bit and I think he’s a goddam fucking retarded scrote lapping republiKKKan asswipe. That said, I’ve concluded to fucking ignore his sorry running dog ass. kthxgbai

OK, I admit…I don’t vote Republican. But I am curious as to why Republican voters keep ordering up hypocrites, liars, embezzlers, war mongers, page jumpers, diaper wearing johns, and wide stance toilet trollers to represent them. Maybe the problem lies with the typical GOP voter and his/her incapacity to make good character calls. They did, afterall, vote for Bush-Cheney…twice.

“We police our own …”

Oh, no! They’re going to stone him to death, I just know it. Oh dog! Can’t they just have some mercy on him? I mean, after all, as JC said, “Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.” Oh, wait a minute. I think Sanford will be okay.

I am curious as to why Republican voters keep ordering up hypocrites, liars, embezzlers, war mongers, page jumpers, diaper wearing johns, and wide stance toilet trollers to represent them.

You forgot the bigots.

E Pluribus Onan?

So touchy are they… As for judging: I think Sanford beat Larry Craig on style points, even if he did give some of his advantage away by coming out and confessing in full at a press conference. I’d give him a 5.6 and thank him profusely for giving the term “hiking the AT” a new meaning.

Re. the hootenany in Atlanta: now that Sanford is presumably bigot non grata there, does that mean Senator DeMint (R-Neanderthal) is their big ticket item? He’s certainly every RedStater’s wet dream, check out his all his love n’ compassion.

Now, I’m normally not a gambling man (the Lord forbids it and all that), but does anyone here care to take odds on DeMint’s chances of making it to August without some sort of wetsuit/hiking trail/toe-tapping/crystal-meth man-whore incident blowing it for him?

Of course we don’t get to judge. That’s their job.

Did anyone read Mrs. Sanford’s published comment? Do these people not have PR folk or secretaries or someone who can make them appear to have passed 8th grade English? Not as alarming as pure Palin-speak, but certainly shades of it in Mrs. ‘My Husband’s Been Gone for Four Days, But I Don’t Really Give a Flying Fuck’s’ missive.

…I think Sanford beat Larry Craig on style points…

Yeah, now that you mention it, I think I would pick Buenos Aires over a Minneapolis airport bathroom stall for a romantic getaway.

I’m unclear as what this Unum-skull character is saying. Certainly we don’t want to make things worse for the four boys who didn’t have daddy home for Father’s Day because he was doing the mac(daddy)arena in Argentina.

But we shouldn’t be concerned that a sitting governor, who’s still guv by the way, takes off unannounced for South America, using a taxpayer-funded vehicle, uses tax dollars to fly to Argentina to schtup his concubine, is completely incommunicado while an ENTIRE STATE wonders where the Governor is, and lies every step of the way including during his “admission” press conference?

This isn’t worthy of investigation? Can any Repub readers help me out here?

“Because shut up is why.”

So “we police our own” is code for “we let our electeds hold mawkish press conferences and remain in office?” Helluva police state you’re running over there, GOP.

RedState will be gathering in Atlanta on August 1st at the Grand Hyatt Buckhead. To get a firm count on attendees, please fill out this form and show your commitment to attend by locking in with $15.00Registration TypeAttendee – $15.00

Here is the list of people we have invited to speak, though not all of them have confirmed yet:

Governor Mark Sanford
Senator John Ensign
Joe the Plumber
Senator Larry Craig
Congressman Mark Foley
White House Correspondent Jeff Gannon

oh the endless victim-ness of it … lol .. you can hear the sneer ..

fluckin’ idiots …

Have we confirmed “Maria” is in fact of the opposite, um, gender?

It’s not often we get anti-gay Family-Values Republicans getting caught in apparently heterosexual affairs. This is two in a week.

Here’s a bit of mockworthy work from Eric the Red. Yesterday he was all about defending the honor of Sanford against the slanderous speculations of the media. Today it was mea culpa time. But he screwed it again as he tried to cut the hiker cheater some slack.

I think one thing I have noticed in the past five years is that Democrats and Republicans tend to elevate politicians to such a level that there is no accountability. It is insular. There is no support group, no small group of friends, and no authority that can guide, admonish, and correct politicians privately.

We have each other. I’m off in a bit to hang out with friends from my Bible Study. Sanford probably has none of that. … Nor John Ensign.

I guess Eric was too distraught to listen to the mountain traipsing Latin bombshell fondling governor’s presser?

Sanford said that in dealing with his affair, he’d been working with a group called “C Street,” which he described as a “Christian bible study.” He said he’d been part of the group when he lived in Washington as a congressman earlier this decade.

And last week, we wrote about Ensign’s own ties to C Street.

I’m looking forward to Eric’s mea culpa of the mea culpa. Hell, it could go on forever.

…in addition, the RedState team have several exciting late-breaking events on the agenda

* Motivational message and private sessions with Pastor Ted Haggard
* Dress-up Theme Party hosted by Sen. David Vitter
* “Truth or dare” games with former V.P. Dick Cheney
* Financial Management workshop with Alan Greenspan

I judge that is pretty rich coming from the choads who have stood judgment over pretty much every Democrat in public life and then want to give Vitter, Craig, Sanford, and all the rest of their sanctimonious perverts a pass. I judge massive fail.

Does the phrase “cognitive dissonance” ring a bell?

But if “Hiking the AT” is GOP shorthand for “screwing some exotic bird in Argentina while the missus is trying to explain to the four boys why daddy is missing on Father’s Day” then I’d hate to find out what “I’m off in a bit to hang out with friends from my Bible Study” really means to a neo-con clown.

Whatever you really do when you hang with your B(ible) S(study) homies, Eric, be sure to wear a condom…

I don’t know if this is peak wing-nut, but it’s getting close. From the comments on EPU’s item:

To suggest that Republicans, who didn’t try to change the taste of food, or dictate to Americans what they could drive, are imposing their beliefs on others, while Democrats are some force for freedom, displays an ignorance, or willful deceit, on the part of anyone uttering such nonsense.

Yes, it certainly isn’t Republicans who are trying to change the taste of food itself!!! Hokey Smokes, what incredible conspiracy is this? Anyone gotten an e-mail or anything about it? Because it sounds like fun.

Democrats have never tried to change the taste of a poop sandwich, which is what the caterer has decided to serve up at RedStateAtlanta.

Of course Democrats are trying to change the taste of food! Don’t you know about Obammy’s Dijon mustard conspiracy?

Yeah, you war-fighting librals.
You keep electing those idiots who want health care and we’ll see who wins.
We don’t need no lousy 3 governors. We are gonna make other governors just as good , or better.
So, stop talking shit about Billy Kristol since he is a neo-con and you’re not.
OK-we like little boys and other people’s wives. I guess you queers aren’t man enough for that.
Not Ross Douthat man-like, anyway.

thank him profusely for giving the term “hiking the AT” a new meaning

Hiking the Argentinian Trollop.

Yes, it certainly isn’t Republicans who are trying to change the taste of food itself!!! Hokey Smokes, what incredible conspiracy is this? Anyone gotten an e-mail or anything about it?

I did get an email about this but I couldn’t read it because it was covered in Dijon mustard.

Eric the Red State is in (or around) the ATL, right?

Probably annoyed that Sanford dropped by on the way to the Argentinian Tail without saying hello.

Good handle, ItchyBrother!!

Since republicans like their RINO’s, I believe it ts time to pull out another acronym: CINO. Christian in Name Only.

Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged, asshole.

Or something like that.

CICO would be effectively meaningless, since the overwhelming majority of Republicans hold theft, false witnessing and coveting as sacraments. They are down 3 commandments from the get-go.

The whole “loving thy neighbor” thing doesn’t work out too well for them, either.

Erick bin Erick is a Macon City Councilman. Macon is 90 miles–and 90 years–from Atlanta. (That smell is pulp wood processing.)

Sudden thought: I do hope he’s not doing this Rote Kapelle Red State thing on the city’s dime.

Cue Brittany Spears video: Leave Republicans aloneeeee!

Yes, it certainly isn’t Republicans who are trying to change the taste of food itself!!! Hokey Smokes, what incredible conspiracy is this? Anyone gotten an e-mail or anything about it? Because it sounds like fun.

Well, not always. The Bushites and Republicans have been selling us chicken shit and insisting it tasted like chicken salad for years.

What these nerdtrolls are screaming about…I don’t know. Maybe if we can check another planet.

You know, Eric doesn’t look half bad in that blue dress.

Needs cleaning though.

Did I miss the memo? Why change to Palin pics in this post and the previous?

I bet bassets broke into the server…

WTF are you babbling about ??

My best guess, he thinks transfats are tastier rather than cheaper. Still pretty rich coming from the party of dereg. Given what Monsanto and Dole and ADM have turned the strawberry and the tomato into already, I can’t imagine how great it would be to let them have a completely free hand.

A democratic government may screw with you for fun–or to keep your brains from being smeared on the road in a motorcycle accident, for example–, but republicans will screw with you for profit. Guess who’s working harder at it?

we have a long history of punishing and purging our leaders who prove unworthy of trust.

Right–all of Nixon’s post-Watergate books were bought by Democrats. Gotcha.

Last night this post has a screen capture of the redstate text, and this morning there is a pic of Palin with Vikings.

Just wondering why the change, plus the previous post had a screen cap of a twitter post, and now has a pic of Palin. What gives with the change there too?

Just asking questions… babbling to myself I guess. Feel free to ignore this lurker if I offend.

I was wondering the same thing! It’s like invasion of the Palin people. Run for your lives!

My idea of punishment is something other than being hired by the American Enterprise Institute, making incessant paid talk show appearances, or being recycled as a possible candidate for POTUS.

Tbogg has a certain, uh, fondness for the naughty librarian/slutty stewardess look. Also.

Okay, T, I’ve covered for you…when you get back from your hike in Argenti Appalachia you’ll have to do your own ’splainin’.

nawwww.. marked .. no problems .. i just didn’t/haven’t seen the palin pics w/this topic .. i’m still seeing the same screen capture of the redstate drivel i saw last night ..

ergo .. my question .. lol

It’s an interesting take on democracy. If the only citizens allowed to hold an elected official accountable are those who put him into office, that kind of defeats the whole “of the people, by the people and for the people” thing, doesn’t it?

Try clearing your cache and then refreshing. The Palin pics should appear.

does anyone here care to take odds on DeMint’s chances of making it to August without some sort of wetsuit/hiking trail/toe-tapping/crystal-meth man-whore incident blowing it for him

The ones I really want to see taken down are the sanctimonious, preening Lindsay Graham & Mitch McConnell.

Joe Lieberman would be icing on the cake.

Yes, it certainly isn’t Republicans who are trying to change the taste of food itself!!!

They just change the name. Remember “Freedom Fries”?

Not to be stupid — well, I am stupid — but how does one clear the cache?

[Currently using IE, but Firefox also available.]

I took the liberty – hope this is OK with you, TW -

You sent this to Urban Dictionary, but it is not yet published.
This is your last opportunity to check it out before it gets reviewed by editors.

hiking the appalachian trail

Screwing some exotic bird in Argentina while the missus is trying to explain to the four boys why daddy is missing on Father’s Day.

Mark’s not in the office today, he’s out “Hiking the Appalachian Trail.”
by Thingwarbler on Jun 25, 2009

tags: appalachian, trail, argentina, sanford, governor, awol

The image file swap was fucken hillarious. I’d also change the subject if I was interrupted by Palin and her hoards of walkiries.

Please, “XINO”.

nawww smartlady ..didn’t work ..i still get the redstate screen capture .. no palin pics .. i’m running chrome at the moment … maybe i should come back in IE 7 [?} mode ..

phase-shifting … 3..2..1.. now ..

using IE .. look up at top left .. right click on tools .. select “internet options” from the menu ..click .. in the dialog box check the “delete browsing history” [or clear history on exit ..depending on which version of IE you’re running] click on the command box … to delete browsing history .. and i’m in IE now and still no palin pics .. just redstate ..