Comments on: Now Leaving Missionary Territory

By: wavydavy

wavydavy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:28:41 +0000

Douthat is a man who has seen a woman in her bra and panties

What, he was present at the Savana Redding strip search? I can’t imagine any other circumstance where this might transpire. I mean, really — are there women (including Mrs. Douthat) who would actually show this to him voluntariy?

By: TimO

TimO — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:11:54 +0000

Someone’s sleeping on the couch this week.

By: tsynnott

tsynnott — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:19:58 +0000

“Yeah. Ross Douthat just used his weekly New York Times column to suggest anal to his wife.

This will not end well.”

Or, perhaps she’ll be happy in the end.

By: pseudonymousinnc

pseudonymousinnc — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:45:57 +0000

And for an example of Douchehat showing that he’s as incoherent a speaker as he is a writer, this.

By: pseudonymousinnc

pseudonymousinnc — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:05:34 +0000

Jesus wept, what a ridiculous pair of privileged fucking taint gobbling scrote stroking piss swallowing corporatist motherfucking pitiful little douchewads.

As Samuel Butler said of Mr and Mrs Carlyle, “it was very good of God to let [them] marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing.”

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:23:29 +0000

The Police incident involving the Busby supporter happened a bit north of Casa de TBogg, in one of our more exclusive–and I DO mean “exclusive” in the literal sense of the word–wingnut areas.

By: asiangrrlMN

asiangrrlMN — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:37:21 +0000

I know, I know. But I would only do it (er, him) for my country, so it doesn’t really count. By the way, the word you are looking for is closeted. Many Republicans seem to be afflicted with that particular affliction.

Plus, my best friend and I used to talk about who we would do if it would get them out of politics. Neither of us would do Cheney, so see, I DO have standards. When I resurrected the game during the campaign, I said I would do Palin only if her mouth was taped shut.

By: JDM3

JDM3 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:01:23 +0000

Ahem. If you do him, you validate the proposition. That said, darn good of you, offering to take one for the team. However, I really do believe that Rose is part of some weird Third or Fourth Sex: straight republiKKKan men who dislike women but marry them, have reproductive sex with them but in actual practice prefer sex with other men without ever identifying as gay or bisexual. I don’t get it, but that;s what I see. He’s rather blow a guy in Union Station than go down on Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon. Fucking nuts.

By: hackworth1

hackworth1 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:50:57 +0000

blasé attitude toward pornography or premarital sex

I am proud of my personal blasé attitude (cited by Asshat) because I don’t wish to impose my sense of morality on others nor do I endeavor to instruct other people how to live (as Asshat and conservatives tend to do).

By: hackworth1

hackworth1 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:45:05 +0000

As Nehring observes, our hyper-educated, socially-liberal elite is considerably more romantically conservative than its blasé attitude toward pornography or premarital sex would lead you to expect. The difficult scramble up the meritocratic ladder tends to discourage wild passions and death-defying flings.

Let’s consult with a couple of conservative experts whose cocksmanship has been recently unsheathed - Sanford and Ensign.