Comments on: I am become Couric, the destroyer of worlds

By: ThingsComeUndone

ThingsComeUndone — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:02:41 +0000

How do you prepare for a Katie Couric interview watch Meg Ryan movies and brush up the cute?

By: timtimes

timtimes — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:05:28 +0000

More Sanford. Less Palin.

Enjoy.

By: Marion in Savannah

Marion in Savannah — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:24:31 +0000

SWEEEEEET!!! TBogg seems to have attracted a cute baby troll. Aw, isn’t it cute?

Heard a joke recently:

What does someone who is locked in a room with the thermostat set to Sarah Palin’s IQ say?

Shit, it’s FREEZING in here.

Thank you. Try the veal. I’ll be here all week.

By: hackworth1

hackworth1 — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:52:33 +0000

Letterman certainly has the right to ‘joke’ about whatever he wants to, and thankfully we have the right to express our reaction. And this is all thanks to our U.S. Military women and men putting their lives on the line for us to secure America’s Right to Free Speech - in this case, may that right be used to promote equality and respect.”

In Palin World you have the right to say anything you want to say as long as what you say promotes equality and respect* as defined by Sarah Palin The First Dude and the Terror fighters of The United States Armed Forces.

The brilliant Dubya was more concise - “There should be limits to freedom”.

And Ari Fleisher - “Be careful what you say”.

*promotion of equality and respect does not apply to rape victims seeking abortions, female workers demanding equal pay, OR to any LGBT individuals.

By: DrDick

DrDick — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:51:02 +0000

Indeed. See it all the time with my students. Unfortunately some of them speak no known human language. Much like Palin.

By: EvilDrPuma

EvilDrPuma — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:17:13 +0000

And this was a written response. She writes just like she speaks! Gawd.

This is a surprisingly common tendency attributable to a truly mediocre education.

By: Cliff105

Cliff105 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:05:05 +0000

Sarah Palin. Shit. We’re still only on Sarah Palin….

By: heydave

heydave — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:01:14 +0000

I got no friends ‘cuz they read the papers…
They can’t be seen.
With me.

By: CheapSunglasses

CheapSunglasses — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:57:41 +0000

Hoo-wee! This boat is a mess.

By: Lori

Lori — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:19:51 +0000

“Well, in as much as there are people who have pets, which is to say, Americans, but also the people of the world, it is important to recognize that freedom, which is to say democracy, is a choice, but also something we must defend, where such, a person, should recognize that dogs are friends, and such, this is to be valued.”

You’re very skilled Nylund. I couldn’t do Palin-speak if my life depended on it. But, you have to work our troops in there somewhere to make it truly authentic. See Sarah’s response to Letterman’s jokes about her and Bristol:

“Letterman certainly has the right to ‘joke’ about whatever he wants to, and thankfully we have the right to express our reaction. And this is all thanks to our U.S. Military women and men putting their lives on the line for us to secure America’s Right to Free Speech - in this case, may that right be used to promote equality and respect.”

And this was a written response. She writes just like she speaks! Gawd.