Good. Keep that genetic material away from anywhere it might actually grow into another bleating baby neocon fighting its way to an open teet on the great wingut-welfare sow.

Thanks Kleenex!

The slide show is well worth checking out:

Fapityfapityfapityfap. . .

Some brain bleach to go with that Kleenex, please?

When do we get shots of Sarah washing her car?

Ooh, ooh, I want to see her doing housework in that frilly little number.

So….John “Spathi” Hinderaker shared a “starburst” moment with Rich Lowry?

Time for a corndog, Ass rocket?

Palin is more likely to be in a Waffle House than the White House in 2013, no matter the effort of Runner’s World on behalf of Palin toward the latter.

The only problem is that if the Hindrocket ever spills a glass of water on the carpet a million little Hindrockets will sprout up screaming “Sarah! Me, Sarah!” in hideous munchkin voices.

I don’t take her very seriously as a 2012 Presidential candidate. Still, there is no denying that she brings a unique dimension to our often ugly political scene

One of those unique dimensions is an 80s hair style and taupe nylons under shorts.

(Once again, I feel moved to invoke the name of Saint Satchmo to clear the blog of bad perverse vibes.)

One of those unique dimensions is an 80s hair style and taupe nylons under shorts.
Palin definitely has that Daisy Duke (As portrayed by Catherine Bach) vibe. That fully mixed with Andy Griffith in “A Face in the Crowd.”

I thought Sarah’s shiny, silky legs were natural. What a waste of spunk.

I WANT TDOGGS

Such monstrous desecration of the American flag, which according to the US Flag Code must never be draped over furniture or used as a drapery or mat at any time. I guess we should expect no less from Mrs Palin, sleeping as she is with a secessionist.

Here’s a dimension (not so unique) to spice Hinderaker’s Friday night, though if it were me, I’d have photoshopped her face on this fantasy.

“Tummy-tucker”(r) “almost nude”(TM) pantyhose and Adidas?

I don’t think so.

The interview reflects her generous, good-humored personality, as well.

Yeah, like her making fun of the 72 year old McCain for being unable to run anymore. How generous….

Would those thousand little rockets be classified as “Knucklehead Children”?

I had the exact same thought, only mine was, “Jesus, why don’t you just tell everyone you beat off today?”

Which is why I’m not the Great TBogg.

The good news is that I made myself laugh pretty hard.

I have never read Runners World. So can someone tell me: Do they always have such insipid photo shoots, with the fake stretching and all?

Oh and I love how her blue star flag is in a window that seems to overlook a lake out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where nobody will see it.

Did you put that there just for us? Awww. You shouldnt have.

Given what he usually writes, Hinderaker might be one of the few men who is actually smarter when he thinks with his dick. Smarter really isn’t quite the right word because when it comes to thinking, his dick and his brain are just racing to the bottom.

More likely “melted snowflake babies.”

I really really hate you right now for planting that image in my head.

She came dangerously close to showing camel toe.

The interview reflects her generous, good-humored personality, as well.

generous? What’s generous about bragging about yourself? and – laughably – challenging Obama to a run, like some high school junior calling out the senior track team captain?

These were good quotes:

“So I was in heaven and there were plenty of hills so I knew my thighs were going to just throb and my lungs were going to burn and that’s what I crave.”

“When I run, I’m totally incognito because I’m not wearing the trough full of makeup. I can go running through a mob of tourists and they don’t recognize me”

1. So fucking stay there, Mrs Governor fucking Sarah.

2. They don’t give a shit about you, MGfS, so fucking get over it, asshole.

Palin definitely has that Daisy Duke (As portrayed by Catherine Bach) vibe.
Except for the fact that Catherine Bach is at least half-way, how you say, attractive. For some reason, I just can’t see Sarah without thinking of Gary Larson’s behives and horn-rims…

“So I was in heaven and there were plenty of hills so I knew my thighs were going to just throb and my lungs were going to burn and that’s what I crave.”

Jaysus, lady, drama much? Is this “Runner’s World” or a division of some bodice ripper publisher?

I guess in Sarah’s world, a run is never just a run.