Yeah, try to diagram that tweet.

“ghost-twats” hahahaha.

Maybe they can write a 140-character autobiography together. Of course, it would take years. Writing a book is hard.

It is apparent that you have a special place in your heart for our Snowbillies. And it’s causing my sides to split.

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Itz a perfect fucking medium for reichwing fucktards. If you think Sanford’s crushed up spoony emails were to puke for, just fucking imagine a three way tweet with this borderline Alyeska femme retardate, Newt and Huck. Holy motherfucking Christ, that hurts just to fucking think about.

I couldn’t bear to look at Sanford’s e-mails. The excerpts from his “presser” were stunning in their inanity. As much as PR people get paid these days, you’d have thought someone would have rolled up a copy of the Congressional Record and cracked him across the windpipe the minute the word “soulmate” rolled off of Sanford’s tongue when he landed at the airport. But noooooo!

Read ‘em. Was horrible. Tweeter might have been the better medium but for the fact that Sanford’s not the sort of swain to stop at one or two. Nor three to four, come to that. Fucking billions of ‘em. Mighta worked better for the speeches – he could have realized how sick making it was if he weren’t thinking about his nekkid luvofmylife at the same time as he was while composing his Songs and Sonnets from the Life of the Milf from Ipanema..

. . . the right decision made as I enter last yr in office to not run again . . .

Wait a minute. So she’s not resigning after all–she merely decided not to run again? The woman is simply incoherent.

I was reading some Freeper response to Sarah’s resignation for a “higher” purpose, and most of them seem to envision her traveling around the country leading a sort of conservative political revival. They think if she and Rush made personal appearances campaigning for real conservative politicians, Democrats would be swept out of office in 2010 and 2012.

I just don’t think she’s smart enough to pull it off. And there isn’t enough money in the world to get Limbaugh to put himself out that way. Why would he put himself through discomfort, when he can make millions by talking on the radio for a few hours a day?

Is that a dead polar bear on her lapel?

The Mark Sanford Emails: A Textual Analysis.

Lovely. Makes me glad Bush II is a drug addled, drunken functional illiterate with zero keyboard skillz and no apparent wish to xpress hisself.

With apologies to Cormac McCarthy….

Just reading it makes me feel hung over and woozy enough to dismount and leave a trail of puke across the purple prose.

Me too, except I’d be the Designated Mopper. So I managed to get to the bathroom first.

I dare anyone to attempt to rearrange the phrases in that sentence in a way that is even less clear.

It’s hard to believe, but I think she may have resigned by mistake. She’s so incoherent, one can’t be sure.

RedState’s latest is to analogize genius Palin to Obi Wan Kenobi — vanishing just as Darth Evil Media Vader’s light sabre is about to impale her. She now enters the Conservative Spirit World, where she can give noble encouragement and, at just the right time, use the Force to re-enter reality and crush the Obampire.
Tweets from the Spirit World (like this one) are often garbled. It’s a bandwidth thing.

I assume Ms. Palin will be changing her Twitter name from “AKGovSarahPalin” now that she’s resigning the governorship, right?

She is clownshoes personified, for serious.

“You got short-form communication mixed with my stupidity!”

“You got stupidity mixed with my short-form communication!”

C’mon, at’s a trick question, right? Ya can’t polish a horse turd.

Is that lapel pin drawing attention to her boobs or is it an animal she’s shot from an airplane?

Mauimom @ 9
Unless I’m mistaken, that’s either a piece of Inuit carving mounted as a pin – yes, it’s a polar bear – or a replica thereof, or a piece of manufactured costume jewelry in the Inuit style. Any of which would be ironic in the extreme. Wonder how Native Peoples have fared under Palinism.

Wonder how Native Peoples have fared under Palinism.

I was thinking that the polar bears hadn’t had such a good run under her either.

The aspens are beginning to turn…

The only one who has had a “good run under Her” is Brad and his Pole-aris.
http://gawker.com/5054219/sara…..ls-at-last

Palin word games. Here’s some tweets with the resignation. Doesn’t look good at all:

Critics are spinning, so hang in there as they feed false info on the right decision I made to resign.

or: as I enter last yr in office with two weeks remaining.

or: We call ‘em snow machines up here.

So… years in Alaska are longer? Also?

Somebody pad the walls. I fear she has pulled a brain muscle.

Oh man, you’ve got to see this (scroll down for the trainwreck interview of Palin’s spokesperson by Anderson Cooper).

I dare anyone to attempt to rearrange the phrases in that sentence in a way that is even less clear.

“Hang in there…critics feed false spinning…I enter false info…not run again…”

Okie-doke, that’s my best shot. I would argue that mine is slightly less clear, but I couldn’t prove it in a court of law. You get to keep your money.

Wonder how Native Peoples have fared under Palinism.

Alaska blogger Phil Munger, who posts here at FDL as EdwardTeller, has been posting on this issue for awhile, both in Oxdown diaries – just doing a quickie look through at his Oxdown diaries, a few relevant posts can be found here, here, and here – and at his home blog Progressive Alaska. (And here’s another, non-Munger post on the topic.)

Basic bottom line: Gov. Mooselini found the Alaskan Native Americans to be useful background visual props for the purpose of political photo-ops, but she passed up a number of opportunities to provide genuine aid when it was desperately needed by some of the Native American communities. In other words, pretty much her usual MO.

Good riddance to her – assuming she doesn’t do a Brett Favre before the end of July, sans the professional competence – and here’s hoping the new guy is at least a bit of an improvement.

Oh, my. It does sound as though she just decided not to run for re-election and not that she’s resigned. When she said the Lt. Governor would be sworn-in at the “Governor’s Picnic” later this month, did she think he had to be sworn in just because…because…because why? Because she’s not running again?

Our brains are going to explode trying to figure out one coherent thought coming from this woman.

Itz a perfect fucking medium for reichwing fucktards. If you think Sanford’s crushed up spoony emails were to puke for, just fucking imagine a three way tweet with this borderline Alyeska femme retardate, Newt and Huck. Holy motherfucking Christ, that hurts just to fucking think about.

Dude, you’re a Michelangelo, a VanGogh, in your selected medium.

The polar bear is the symbol of the Alaskan Independence Party. To which her husband ‘accidentally’ belonged for seven years. To which she gave a speech congratulating them on their good works (or something like that). Also.

Critics are.
Spinning, so hang.
In there, as they feed.
False info on the right.

Decision made as I enter last.
yr in office to.
not.
run!
again.

When was this twatted, Tboggs? Because she was only going to announce that she wasn’t going to run for re-election when she first set up the presser.

Funny how all of the wingnut heroes are make believe….

Basic bottom line: Gov. Mooselini found the Alaskan Native Americans to be useful background visual props for the purpose of political photo-ops, but she passed up a number of opportunities to provide genuine aid when it was desperately needed by some of the Native American communities. In other words, pretty much her usual MO.

Given the fate of some of her other useful background visual props, they should probably count themselves lucky.