Koan:
Koans often appear to be paradoxical or linguistically meaningless dialogues or questions. But to Zen Buddhists the koan is "the place and the time and the event where truth reveals itself" unobstructed by the oppositions and differentiations of language. Answering a koan requires a student to let go of conceptual thinking and of the logical way we order the world, so that like creativity in art, the appropriate insight and response arises naturally and spontaneously in the mind.
Zen master Sarah:
"Don’t know what the future holds. I’m not gonna shut any door. That — who knows what doors open. I can’t predict what the next fish run’s gonna look like down on the Nushagak [River]. So I certainly can’t predict what’s gonna happen in the next couple of years," Palin told ABC News.
Palin hinted that whether she holds elected office again, she does not intend to live a quiet life made up entirely of family fishing trips. "I don’t need a title to be the one to usher in what it is that needs to be done in our state or our country."
[...]
Palin said there is a difference between the White House and what she has experienced in Alaska. If she were in the White House, she said, the "department of law" would protect her from baseless ethical allegations.
"I think on a national level, your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out," she said.
There is no "Department of Law" at the White House.
Also.
Alaska Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski said after Palin’s resignation that she was "deeply disappointed that the governor has decided to abandon the state and her constituents before her term has concluded."
Palin responded Monday by saying there’s a double standard. She brought up the fact Murkowski left the Legislature when her father, then-governor Frank Murkowski, appointed her to the U.S. Senate seat he gave up to become governor.
"The double standard that’s applied here is a bit perplexing. … Didn’t Lisa Murkowski leave office to go take her dad’s seat? (Govs.) Huntsman left, Napolitano just left … ," Palin said, referring to governors who took positions in President Obama’s administration.
Palin said she is embarking on a "different, more effective path" than finishing her term. Asked how, she said she didn’t know at this point, other than to campaign for political candidates who represent the values she supports.
It may very well be that we cannot begin to comprehend the ways of the Palin because we are unable to forgo our "conceptual thinking and… the logical way we order the world". Then again, maybe she’s just a babbling idiot.
To be safe, I’d go with the ‘babbling idiot’ one….
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Seriously, she doesn’t see the difference between someone leaving a term of office early because they’re being promoted to something higher and someone leaving because they have really vague plans “to campaign for political candidates who represent the values she supports”, and also because they don’t have a “Department of Law” that apparently makes ethics complaints vanish magically, like that device that Evil Kirk had in “Mirror, Mirror”. That’s not some sort of koan any more than it’s Paglia’s free-form jazz vocal stylings; it’s letting your ignorance-freak flag fly, just to see who salutes.
Ah, Paylin musta been doing some of dat reeding now, dontcha kno? Looks like she found that book…oh what’s it called…oh yeah:
Zen and the Art of Snowmachine Maintenance…or something like that.
Ahh, grasshopper, you must learn to turn the words inside out, and then upside down, and then dig through the empty spaces between the words, and then think long and hard and then arrive at the true meaning. Which is that Sarah is a babbling idiot. Oh, you got there already.
For the past few days, I’ve had this little ditty running through my head:
MSM: [singing] Brave Maid Sarah ran away…
Sarah: *No!*
MSM: [singing] bravely ran away away…
Sarah: *I didn’t!*
MSM: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, she bravely turned her tail and fled.
Sarah: *I never did!*
MSM: [singing] Yes, brave Maid Sarah turned about, and valiantly, she chickened out.
Sarah: *Oh, you liars!*
MSM: [singing] Bravely taking to her feet, she beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Maid Sarah.
When the Department of Law finally rescinds gravity, one shall see that not only salmon spawn in the river of ideas and that fish, indeed, now safely navigate door knobs to higher callings.
Sarah says she isn’t a quitter. We report, you decide. Check out this handy little chart:
Sarah Palin – Fighter or Quitter?
Granted, she quit as Town Councilor to run for Mayor and quit the Ted Stevens foundation to run for Governor, but this record does not inspire a lot of confidence in her devotion to jobs or contracts.
Mother: QUIT
(surely beginning at the Repub Convention, and likely before given the problems of her two oldest kids)
Is she seriously equating just up and leaving with no apparent plan to being offered a cabinet position or a national leadership post? Narcissistic delusion…
Please read the following comment using your best Sam Kinnison (RIP) voice.
Uh, Sarah, can you tell us what could be a “different, more effective path” than being the most powerful FUCKING person in the entire GODDAMN FUCKING state?
Aughhhhhh! AAAAUUUUGGGGGG!
She is the artist of her own life, reality just a pigment of her imagination.
Hey, here’s a thought: if all those ethics allegations really were baseless, and if they really were costing Alaska all that money, couldn’t she, as governor, try to reform the process? Maybe she could try to get the Alaska state legislature to make it harder to make frivolous complaints. Maybe she could get Alaskans to vote in new restrictions. I don’t know how things get done in that state, but it seems like the governor should be able to use the bully pulpit, if nothing else, if all she really wants is to help Alaska.
But then again, anyone who thinks that there’s a “Department of Law” is a stupid fucking moron, so never mind.
In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
Resolved that Palin is way, WAY out of her league and leave it at that. Teh stupid hurts my brain too much.
As I remarked over @ the Lake, calling her “bat-shit crazy” is an insult to bats everywhere.
Lovely. What’s the sound of one brain cell thinking? Answer me that, grasshopper, and you’ll know the secret to life, the universe, and all things Palin.
It’s striking how Sarah & her massive ego increasingly end up using the royal “we”, both in her quote above (“I think on a national level, your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out,”) and in her resignation rant the other day: (“My choice is to take a stand and effect change – not hit our heads against the wall and watch valuable state time and money, millions of your dollars, go down the drain in this new environment. Rather, we know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time, on another scale, and actually make a difference for our priorities – and so we will, for Alaskans and for Americans.”).
Or is that simply the voices in her head wanting their share of the action, too?
As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.
Careful there, pal. I have a letter from the Department of Law saying they’ll sue you if you say bad stuff about Sarah.
“As I remarked over @ the Lake, calling her “bat-shit crazy” is an insult to
batsshit everywhere.”FTFY
By listening to two relatively short interactions with her, the first press conference, and her “follow up” to try and clear things up, we can all very clearly see that she is a real idiot who should not hold office at any level in the government.
Someone needs to ask the voters of Arizona if they still want John McCain making important decisions on their behalf.
I am become Sarah, the destroyer of words
I can’t predict what the weather will be on the next Fourth of July, so there’s no way I can predict if I’ll be trying to climb Mr. Everest next summer or begging for money outside the public library to support my meth habit. Or maybe I’ll already have been raptured away to a higher place.
Well, this does free Sarah up to do Tina Fey impressions at RNC fundraisers.
What is the sound of one hand jerking?
What is the sound of one jerk hamming?
There is actually a “Department of Law” in Alaska. It’s what they call their state Attorney General’s office.
“I don’t need a title to be the one to usher in what it is that needs to be done in our state or our country.” Uh, sweetie, somebody without a title who tries to usher in change is called a community organizer.
But you all can call me Jesus. Also.
Good lord. Someone duct tape the woman’s mouth and put her out of my misery. You betcha.
She’s a poet-warrior in the classic sense.
And I was wondering when Tina Fey was going to get tired of this very freaking long skit. Also too, Tina thanks the dude man for all the fish.
“When Katie Couric made her stutter,
She ran away on legs of butter,
When Putin spied across her fence,
She screamed and hid in thicket dense,
As all the world doubl’d o’er in laughter
She swore to bravely leave thereafter,
When ethics lawyers came to call,
She bravely escaped oe’r the wall,
[deep breath, all together now]
BRRRRRRRRRRAVE LADY SARAHHHH!”
I could go on for days.
Every time she says “gonna” I want to slap her.
Candidates for high office enunciate, bitch!
I fought the Department of Law
and the Department of Law won.
If all of these ethics charges are costing the citizens of Alaska money, I assume Alaska’s “Department of Law” is paying for her defense.
So, why the need for the Sarah PAC that she claims is for the costs of her defense?
Maybe someone told Palin (I rather doubt she actually read anything … too many words and all) about all those great right-wing websites where all the ‘productive’ people were threatening to “go Galt” on us and she got all inspired and thought “what a great idea! I’ll go Galt and then everyone will realize how much they need me and make me
QueenPresident!!!”Or maybe it’s just that she’s just too f***ing lazy to work at anything even remotely resembling a real job for any length of time.
By the way, is the title of this post a tip of the hat to They Might Be Giants?
Volcanic laughter erupting here. Very clever.
Governor is a title? Do all of them wear swimsuits for this competition? I must have missed a few of them and am greatly sorry about it.
“is the title of this post a tip of the hat to They Might Be Giants?”
Well I hope so. Otherwise Tbogg has gone barking mad.
Also, TMBG rules.
i think she’s running for Desparate Houswife