Camille Paglia, who is so edgy she can’t even see the edge anymore, doesn’t need the steekin’ Northeastern Media Elitist preening bullies and pompous blowhards to know which ways the wind blows:
Unfortunately, it’s pretty obvious that Palin still lacks that cadre of trusted pros who are the invisible elves behind every successful national politician — the assistants who gather and vet material and who filter proposals and plan logistics. In a way, this is part of her virtues — her complete freedom from routine micromanagement and business as usual. She does her own thing with seat-of-the-pants gusto. It’s why she remains hugely popular with the Republican grass-roots base — as I know from listening to talk radio. Callers coming fresh from her rallies are always heady with infectious enthusiasm.
I ‘m old enough to remember when "seat-of-the-pants gusto" was called "pulling it out of your ass". But never mind that, Camille gets her clues from the hoi polloi. People who sit around all day listening to talk radio. The common clay of the west. You know, morans. She also knows that America loves a person who is ill-prepared, unstudied, and is not not burdened with details and knowledge and good judgment and all of that micromanagey whosie-whatsis and such and such. That person should be the President.
Also.
Of course you’d never know that from reading hit jobs like Todd Purdum’s sepulchral piece on Palin in the current Vanity Fair. Scurrying around Alaska with his notepad, Purdum still managed to find comically little to indict her with. Anyone with a gripe is given the floor; fans are shut out. This exercise in faux objectivity is exposed at key points such as Purdum’s failure to identify the actual instigator of Palin’s extravagant clothing bills (a crazed, credit-card-abusing stylist appointed by the McCain campaign) and his prissy characterization of Palin’s performance at the vice-presidential debate as merely "adequate." Hey, wake up — Palin cleaned Biden’s clock! By the end, Biden was sighing and itching to split.
Here we go again:
As to who "won" the debate, the partisan rantings are about what you’d expect, but the real polls are showing that the number of independents choosing Sen. Joe. Biden as the winner of last Thursday’s debate over Gov. Sarah Palin is nothing less than stunning. In fact a real-time poll sampling over 1000 debate viewer reactions found Independent voters swarming for Biden 3-1 or more.
Across the board, on question after question, Independent voters chose Biden as their overwhelming choice. The ratio of independents choosing Biden over Palin averages 2-1 in Biden’s favor — approx. 65% Biden – 35% Palin, but on two key issues – "VP responsibilities" and "Taxes," Independents preferred Biden’s responses over Palin’s by a remarkable 3-1 ratio.
Numbers have a well-known liberal Northeastern bias but you have to remember that Camille Paglia is a cultural critic, not a mathematician, so just shut up with your elitist numbers.




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So glad we have strong examples of journalistic ‘objectivity’ like Paglia’s to balance out the faux-objectivity in hit jobs like Todd Purdum’s. Can’t believe she actually copped to listening to talk radio. No wonder she has brain damage.
I was not all that impressed with Purdum’s piece because there really wasn’t much new in it. We already knew from multiple other sources that Palin was an ignorant, dishonest narcissist.
Rich Lowry isn’t the only one who sees starbursts when Sarah is on the TV.
Camille, no matter how much you praise her, Sarah is not going to let you kiss her.
Goddam fucking batshit kkkrazy retarded fucking fuck. Wish she’d get the fuck outa Philadelphia and go find a reichwing village in search of an idiot. Loony fuckung douche nozzle fucktard.
Don’t hold back, bud; it’s bad for your blood pressure. Tell us what you really feel!
Couldn’t have said it better, JD. The fact that I have to share this city with that blathering pseudo-intellectual causes me to wake up every morning with a foul taste on my tongue. Tastes something like burnt pork chops covered in castor oil.
Yeah, she cleaned Biden’s clock because he couldn’t get the hang of the wink combined with the Cheney sneer like Sarah did.
Of course it probably never occurred to Paglia that it’s difficult to have a meaningful debate with someone who is dumb as a box of rocks. I think I’m beginning to understand why Camille is a the new champion of the Conservative Base. Like many Southerners who long for a “re-do” of the Civil War so they can hide all of their matches from Sherman, she’s convinced that the Republicans could have won the election in 2008 if only the Dems hadn’t somehow “cheated,” by, y’know, taking the people who populate Internet blogs, and the economic effects of the conservatives’ political decisions, seriously. Plus rednecks will be so awed by her use of the word “sepulchral” that they’ll just assume it means “hatchet-job.”
“Palin cleaned Biden’s clock!”
Camille seems to have forgotten that Palin didn’t actually answer the questions posed by the moderator. She just went off on her own special tangent, using her talking points. By gawd, if she had to memorize ‘em, she was gonna use ‘em! She even admitted during the debate that she was ignoring the questions. No wonder Paglia luvs Palin — they’re both bat-shit crazy.
Wow,
She looks like her mother!
Oh good lord. What JDM3 said, times five.
If it hadn’t been for snap polling and the dial groups, Palin would have won the Vice Presidential debate and McCain would have won all three presidential debates. You could see the gasbags ready to hand each debate to the Republican candidate, but then the poll results came in and you could see them deflate.
I’m always amused at how the elite maintain their ability to stay grounded with the “common man”. While I appreciate the goal, there’s no way these upper-class twits (always cons or neocons) are going to connect with anyone in flyover country, they barely speak the same language; I’m not even sure if Paglia speaks English, if she does it’s some sort of tortured dialect filtered through an 1885 thesaurus for British royalty (they must’ve loved that at Yale). At least it’s not hard work, the Thomas Friedmans spend every vacation to Dubai or Bangalore talking with cab drivers and caddies, but the Camille Paglias don’t even need to leave their high-rise and mix with the mish mosh, just turn on the radio and they’re listening to America!
If you’re an elite, Ivy league PhD, author, and professor and you’re taking your cues on politics from the person in charge of tending the salad bar at the Midland, TX Golden Corral calling in to Michael Savage, you are doing it wrong. My point being that the knowledge should be limited to the intellect and experience of the person speaking (in this case “you’re going to need to use the shovel next to the puke bucket kitty litter to get to the stuff off the bottom of the 55 gallon drum of macaroni salad” sums it up nicely).
Really? I thought it was because she’s such a hot babe and she pisses off the lieberals.
Instead, it turns out they like her pants. Who knew?
Stoopid liebrul don;t know a salad bar from a buffet
Buffet Attendant
Golden Corral – Odessa, TX
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Crusty Dems need not apply.
Good old girl Paglia ought to go up to Alaska and talk to some of those “fans.”
There was nothing the state government needed more than paying for more paperwork.
http://features.csmonitor.com/…..old-palin/
That article was published the day before she resigned.
Yes, I think Paglia should go in country and interact with Alaskans personally rather than listening to the morans of talk radio. That kind of activity is called journalism, I believe.
”Crusty Dems need not apply.”
Just as well. Who needs to get caught up in that b’FAY/BOO-fete controversey?
Hello, Camille.
Tell me, what is the color of the sky in your world?
Camille is the unthinking man’s intellectual.
Paglia is just upset that Rush’s call screeners don’t also control the national electoral process.
One should read Philip Wylie’s chapter “Common Man: The Hero’s Backside” from “Generation of Vipers” to appreciate the stunning stupidity of a Camille Paglia.
Some read the book, others like the readers digest to chew it first. You have your “Pipple” magazine and you have your Mother Jones.
She also knows that America loves a person who is ill-prepared, unstudied, and is not not burdened with details and knowledge and good judgment and all of that micromanagey whosie-whatsis and such and such. That person should be the President.
After Bush destroyed any semblance of standards for high office, the Repigs thought they’d crank up the stupid even further to see just what America’s limit was.
“that cadre of trusted pros who are the invisible elves…”
Isn’t she referring to the nurses in the psych ward?
Also, too.
Seat of the pants gusto?
They sell “Depends” for that.
Some of us prefer to think of Camille as the “lite beer” of political discourse.
Palin still lacks that cadre of trusted pros who are the invisible elves behind every successful national politician
…ye.s.s.ss.sss..(hmmm) I knew she lacked something!!
I used to kinda like Paglia back in the day (please don’t hit me) when she more or less stuck to lit crit.
On behalf of bats everywhere, I protest this slur.
So did I, but that was years ago and before she was in Philadelphia. I think she got odd pretty fast, with a somewhat strange, mixed bag contraianism that seemed more calculated to draw attention rather than to make sense or to advance a coherent position on any body of literature. I thought “Sexual Personae” was tough going and unpersuasive. Just don’t think Emily Dickinson and the Marquis de Sade are sisters under the skin. The odd got old very fast in her political “analysis,” which is doubly irritating because the EmEssEm likes to use her as a token lib (because she’s kinda easy to dismiss and scares the hix) even though a lot of what she says seems pretty fucking fascist to me or just antifemale. To be a little bit fair, Fat Harold Bloom (who hates Harry Potter) gave “Personae” good ink, as did Anthony Burgess. She’s also published another book and a coupla essay collections, which is a lot for an ameriKKKan literary academic. But – I still think she’s a an attention whore and a goddam fucking crank – just read her on fucking Palin. I think she’d be great at Georgia Tech or Texas Tech. In Philadelphia, not so very fucking much.
Why the hell does Joan Walsh provide a forum for Ms. P @ Salon.com?
Shortage of media outlets for the bat-shit crazy? [I can’t help utilizing the slur I just protested.]
The Miller Lite of political discourse, natch.
My apologies in advance, but on first read, I thought the end of that sentence read “suck clit.” Oddly appropriate in this case.
Ah, Camille Piglia… The sainted Molly Ivins did a piece on her in 1991 which is just as true today as it was then. It’s a masterpiece, and should be read to Camille twice daily. Or maybe thrice…
She generates tons of traffic for Salon — 98% of it people howling and screeching in the comments about what a piece of crap she is, but clicks are clicks, you know.
I refuse to click on her, even to see what looney tunes idea she’s peddling, just because of that reasoning.
For those not inclined to click the linky, Molly ended her article thusly:
“Nowadays, when a woman behaves in a hysterical and disagreeable
fashion, we say, “Poor dear, it’s probably PMS.” Whereas, if a man
behaves in a hysterical and disagreeable fashion, we say, “What an
asshole.” Let me leap to correct this unfairness by saying of Paglia,
Sheesh, what an asshole.”
God, I miss her.
Selah.
When the Binghamton I-tai kicked some student in the ass at Smith her academic career path abruptly switched to the College of the Arts in Philly where she’s been confined ever since. She’s been overcompensating ever since.
I wonder if Joan Walsh will ever wake up and realize that all Camille does is froth about her crush du jour? Well, at least she has stopped blathering on about Madonna… I think. (If so, it’s a relief, probably most of all to Madonna.)
Oh, and here’s a more recent picture of her.
Ah. She’s that guy in Frank’s who looks like The Naked Civil Servant.