I haven’t been over to BigHo in some time now and I see that Editor in Chief (No. Really. They have an editor. An ‘in Chief ‘ one too. Awesome.) John Nolte has a bone to pick with that Sasha Borat Bruno-Cohen guy:
One of the great Hollywood con jobs of the last five years was in convincing a mostly indifferent American public that a film with fewer domestic ticket sales than “Click,” “Mission Impossible III,” “Over the Hedge” and “Superman Returns” was some sort of cultural phenomenon. Wildly profitable? Sure. But any reasonable analysis of a modest $127 million haul shouldn’t be described as anything nearing a “phenomenon.” Luckily for “Borat” (2006) the right people were on board to hype up this nonsense-machine.
Actually, Borat which stayed in release for twenty-one weeks, generated a total of $260,000,000 worldwide against a production budget of $18 million was a bit of a phenomenon since it lacked the requisite explosions and computer-generated smart-ass critters that dominate the multiplexes. But what is even more phenomenal is Nolte’s uncanny ability to pick box-office winners. Take An American Carol for example.
Here’s Nolte writing as Dirty Harry reviewing AAC:
For the record, the cut I saw of An American Carol was not the finished cut. As a matter of fact, I was told it was the first cut. So you can safely assume that the film has improved since.
Political satire is a tough genre requiring a wire walker at the helm with the talent and maturity to avoid the dual pitfalls of sanctimony and pretension. John Cusack couldn’t do it. War, Inc. was an embarrassment that wallowed in both of those pitfalls and could be a case-study in what not to do. David Zucker, however, not only pulls it off with An American Carol, he does so rather brilliantly.
Yes, I said “brilliant,” and I mean it. Anyone who’s seen Airplane! (1980) or The Naked Gun (1988) knows that Zucker has genius in him, but to transfer that genius so successfully into the Making A Statement department caught me completely by surprise. But first and foremost, An American Carol is absolutely, laugh-out-loud hilarious.
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I do not believe that it is up to conservative audiences to make conservative films and filmmakers successful. What I believe is that it’s up to conservative filmmakers to make films we want to see. Just being “conservative” isn’t enough. We’re not cattle. We expect quality for our buck. Whether liberal or conservative, a film cynically produced is still a film cynically produced regardless of which side of the political aisle it emanates from. Deliver the goods and we’ll come. Otherwise…
Zucker delivers … and then some. You’ll love this film. This one’s for us and damn if it doesn’t feel good for a change to be delivering punches instead of sitting there taking them. At 83 mintues(sic) (79 without end credits) the film will fly by…
An American Carol, with a production budget of $20 million (!), pulled in a whopping $7,013,191 (or $2 million less than Borat did opening day) before it was mercifully euthanized after six weeks.
John Nolte appears to be a film critic ("Deliver the goods and we’ll come") for people who don’t go to movies.
Nice work if you can get it…





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Too bad K-Lo isn’t the chief editor.
‘KLo in the BigHo’, has an appropriate ring don’t you think?
Zucker is a wingnut eh? I had no idea. Nolte is just another mook.
And happy birthday, meatbag.
Boy Tbogg, you just got ripped off by Josh Marshall (7/8 11:05PM post) and without even getting a h/t. “As I think a number of others have said, I’ve always thought Palin’s character was essentially that of a grifter.”
“As a number of others have said…” I read quite a few “others” and the only one who said it that I know of was the Boggster, the man with a Ph.D in the human condition!
HA HA HA HA HA! But seriously, I have three words for this wanker: (1) Diebold, (2) lemmings, and (3) Wal-Mart.
Hee. Nolte hollers that we aren’t cattle, and disproves it by sheepishly loving on a dumbass, unfunny movie because it’s conservative. That Borat is a cultural phenomenon is only partly about box office–you here references from it all the time. I was just in an internet thread where someone had a vag like the sleeve of a wizard. But if you are only in right-wing threads, maybe you don’t read those references.
Geez, how’d I miss a POS like “An American Carol”? And why’s he bitching Borat? He hacks on teh gay and likes to make fun of elderly Muslim men. The republiKKKans should like that. These retarded fucking fucks make my head hurt. They got no predictability and their spontaneity is more like fucking irrationality. I guess to that extent, they’re consistent. Motherfucking deranged, dangerous assholes.
Yeah, this is a guy who should be writing about Hollywood and the film industry.
A fair point re: cultural references. Also, it’s worth noting that $127M domestic is pretty damn good for an R-rated movie.
It’s the same line of thinking which insists that, because McCain-Palin got any votes at all, Obama must be quaking in his loafers at the thought of Caribou Barbie running against him again. If the GOP literally went bankrupt, they’d insist that they were “going beyond traditional politics.” Big Brother’s got a new motto: DEFEAT IS VICTORY.
BTW, Tbogg, Google Ads served up a link to Timothy Plan just now; I assume that the connection was the ad banner, which talked about “X-rated” investments. Most amusing.
Oh, and pursuant to my second para above, I noticed that, on the Timothy Plan site, they use the spelling “pörnography”, probably to get around text-based web filters. It’s not just porn, it’s metal porn!
If this is the quality conservatives demand for their buck, anybody who wants to amuse them has a ridiculously easy job. This wasn’t so much a movie as it was 80 mins. of conservatives lining up to take a whack at a picture of Michael Moore taped to a pucnhing bag. An American Carol was not a movie on par with Airplane! or Naked Gun. It was on par with Meet the Spartans or Date Movie. David Zucker was only one-third responsible for Airplane!, by the way, so it annoys me that he gets to ride 100% of the coattails when he directs another Scary Movie sequel or crap like this.
Did I mention that I disliked this movie? I’m afraid a nuanced point like that would have gotten lost.
By the way, remember when the box office returns were so awful, the filmmakers cried “CONSPIRACY”? Best part of the movie, hands-down.
Being a film critic is the best job in the world. As a former semi-pro in the field, I got to see all the movies I could eat, got to meet a lot of very cool people, got some good swag, a (small) payment for service rendered, and got to spend a few minutes on the radio each week delivering my opinions. To paraphrase Bonnie Raitt at the Lowell George memorial, I miss that job more than I miss being five years old.
Dirty harry sez, “sacred cows like the ACLU and Islamic-terrorists finally get the good, solid satiric going-over they so richly deserve”
Terrorists? Oh, come on! Who considers violent criminals to be sacred cows?
And the comments are well worth reading:
“I’m definitely going to go see it this weekend. I’m also going to buy 3 or 4 additional tickets, just to boost the box office for the weekend in my small way. And then I’ll do that again the next weekend.”
Oof. Makes that $7 mil box office take even more pathetic.
“If it makes more than all the Hollywood Bombs For Terrorists[?] combined, and McCain/Plain [sic] win….. expect to see heads exploding like Mars Attacks! Order popcorn early, there’ll be a run.”
Welp, heads are exploding alright, but not the liberals’ heads!
“In our area, Regal has two cinaplexes within 1/2 mile of each other — one with stadium seating, the other old and decrepit still smelling of cigarette smoke. Guess which one ran An American Carol.”
I’m guessing the shitty one, what with the well-known liberal bias of movie theater owner/operators.
“I would like to congratulate the people who’ve bought tickets without showing up to the cinema, though. A thorough round of applause to you guys for tackling our current economic problems head-on. I hope you congratulated yourselves by reclining and lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.”
Ooh, snap!
The AV Club reviews the commentary track from the American Carol DVD. Sample:
[Co-writer/producer] Friedman says, “You kind of yelled a lot.” Zucker: “Well, directing’s tough.” Friedman: “It is tough. And if you have to direct and you’re a dick, it can be so much tougher.”
Was this review written by Chief Editor Korir?
I saw the trailer of AC, and it wasn’t even stupid funny or insulting or whatever. Give.Me.A.Fucking.Break. If conservatives want to buy seven or eight tickets to that piece of shit, then let them. Idiocy at its finest.