Comments on: Sarah Palin is now a Jewish-American princess and we’re all gonna die

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:50:53 +0000

Palin went to the same book with “If I die, I die,” a paraphrase of Esther 4:16:

Yeah. Queen Esther. The hooker-with-the-heart-of-gold-for-the-Chosen-People, peddling her ass to the King for a rest-of-her-lifetime of caviar on toast-points–plus all that other God ‘n’ Cuntry stuff.

You could put somebody’s eye out with images like that!

By: MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel

MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:01:31 +0000

Loonier, definitely.

Little girls often dress up as Queen Esther for Purim, but it’s chutzpahdik for Jewish women to compare themselves to her. The fact that SP is not Jewish and apparently not grown-up is, like other facts, ignored.

By: gmoke

gmoke — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:10:26 +0000

I would think that Ms Palin would be more partial to the story of Judith, what with the field dressing of moose and fish guts and all.

By: HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:15:56 +0000

Remind me of the chapter and verse where Esther abdicated to work outside the system? Because I seem to recall the story going quite differently.

By: ignatov

ignatov — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:13:49 +0000

“What’s in the blue bag hanging from the cross?”

Alaska’s state flag.

By: cleek

cleek — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:12:01 +0000

Wiki:

Esther appears in the Bible as a woman of deep faith, courage and patriotism, ultimately willing to risk her life for her adoptive father, Mordecai, and the Jewish people. Scripture portrays her as a woman raised up as an instrument in the hand of God to avert the destruction of the Jewish people, and to afford them protection and forward their wealth and peace in their captivity.

Sarah Palin thinks rather highly of herself.

By: dsidhe

dsidhe — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:35:30 +0000

Um, isn’t Mauimom not, you know, a dude? Not that that determines whether Jennifer Aniston is hot or not, personally she does nothing for me and while I’m female I’m also bi as all getout, but guys, let us not assume everyone shares your tastes in women.

By: CatStaff

CatStaff — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:13:39 +0000

I have to admit that if someone were hurling bat anuses at me, it would make me go away.

By: PaminBB

PaminBB — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:20:34 +0000

I think that Sarah needs to change her name to Mary.

Also

By: JDM3

JDM3 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:19:11 +0000

RU you sure she didn’t just watch “The Silence”?

Naw, guess not.

You’ve got it nailed.