Sarah Palin breaks open her High School Musical day-planner and makes plans for August 8th for her coming out party … in pencil:
Details of Sarah Palin’s plans after she steps down as Alaska governor emerged Sunday after a California Republican group disclosed that the former vice presidential nominee is slated to appear at a private gala next month.
Since announcing she plans to resign July 26, Palin hasn’t made clear if she intends to return to private life after leaving office or will begin laying the foundation for a possible presidential bid in 2012.
Republican Women Federated of Simi Valley said in a statement that Palin is scheduled to appear at the group’s 50th anniversary gala at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library on Aug. 8.
Group spokeswoman Pat Saraceno said the invitation-only event is closed to the media.
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Earlier this year, Palin was offered a speaking role at an annual congressional fundraiser in Washington, which turned into a will-she-or-won’t-she mystery about whether the Alaska governor would even appear. Organizers replaced Palin as the keynote speaker after she wavered over accepting the invitation, and Palin said she never confirmed that she would speak. The governor eventually appeared at the dinner but did not address the crowd.
Saraceno said she respected Palin’s right to change her plans at any time. She said in an e-mail that correspondence with the governor’s office has been "positive but cautious," but she added, "we know she will come."
Unless someone with a more bitchin’ car invites her to the prom….
Also. It gets better:
The master of ceremonies for the event will be conservative radio talk-show host and filmmaker John Ziegler.




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How long do you give it before Todd takes Ziegler on a “hunting trip”…one from which one of them does not return?
[Emphasis mine.]
How much you wanna bet Ziegler picked up this neat little trick after posting bail and the fine for trespassing on USC property? Of course when no one from the MSM tries to crash their little party, they’ll whine about liberal bias in the media.
What a rockin’ good way to kick off a Palin’s higher calling: a closed event in fucking Simi Valley. This sort of thing is in every way more important than finishing her term as governor.
As long as that swimsuit remains of that “woman,” believe me, nothing about the South will be rising again. Thank goD.
St. John McInsane’s legacy will be unleashing Paylin upon America.
He’s a POW all over again. POW=Prisoner of Wasilla
Saraceno said Palin “embodies the values that we hold dear: faith,
I guess the African witch doctor who cast out the demons covers that part.
family,
Family values, like unwed teen pregnancy.
country first
Unless Alaska secedes.
and service.”
Unless, of course, that service gets to be too hard, or costs too much, or stands in the way of other opportunites. To, uh, be of service.
I’m wondering if even Palin likes Ziegler.
I see a restraining order in Mr Ziegler’s future. He gives me the creeps,ick.
Hey, could be like “The Hunted.” Toad could be like Tommy Lee Jones, only stupid, sociopathic, resentful and inarticulate. Betta yet, Toad could play the wife in “The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber.”
Goddam fucking murderous retarded redneck snowbilly fucktards. And Ziegler’s worse. Fucking anal parasite but without the charm or wit.
Just one? I’m sensing more of a mass production line cranking them out…
If she resigned from her job, what does she do for money?
I don’t have that option.
Rumors that Ms. Pitbull is considering starting a new version of the rethug party have me feeling all star-bursty inside.
Props (do the kids still say that?) for the Papa H. reference, even though I don’t quite get it…
Wait until Myth Alaska finds out that this event is closed to the media. Don’t these Simi Valley twerps understand that the only reason Bible Spice is going to show up is to get her picture taken and get talked about in the news?
How soon do I hope that it happens, or how soon do I think that it’s likely to happen? Because if it’s the latter, not too soon. Professional trolls like Ziggy know better than to get into difficult-to-escape situations with people that are used to shooting things that bleed. It’s not so much a conscious plan as it is a survival instinct.
Bullwinkle is one of my favourite cartoon characters and I object to his name being sullied this way.
Margot Macomber = Toad Palin
Francis Macomber = Mrs Governor Sarah Pee
Robert Wilson = John Boy Ziegler
The Charging Wounded Water Buffalo = The Spirit of ameriKKKa, Awoke From The State Of Nature
When Margot fears Francis is leaving her, dreadful hijinks ensue involving a “shooting accident” with a big bore Mannlicher Schoenauer rifle. Finis for Francis and for the ameriKKKan Buffalo. Toad and ZiegHeil toddle off into veldt. I think the shorter form may be the synoptic piece at the beginning of “The Snows of Kilimanjaro,” but I find Hemingway sometimes elusive.
You did a bad, bad thing…
/sarc
Jeez, TBogg, and first thing on a freaking Monday morning do I see this no less.
Can’t you put up a more tasteful photo, like Hugh Hewitt’s t-shirt covered man boobs, or that stupid Maglalang cheerleading video.
Ugh.
restraining orders
like papal indulgences
warding off Ziegler
Dial 1-888-jerkoff and ask to be hooked up to the internet cam to find out.
I think there’s a $1000 access fee.
“The master of ceremonies for the event will be conservative radio talk-show host and filmmaker John Ziegler. “
Because, god knows, there’s a guy who has a way with the ladies, right? Republican Women (Federated, mind you) of Simi Valley. Yup, you can’t get a whiter crowd than that.
Careful, or TBOGG will put up that picture of Hindrocket deep throating a corn dog. THAT is guaranteed to ruin your day (not to mention your appetite):-)
just think ..all that pasty lumpy so-called beauty on display in the photo is what gives billy kristol and his ilk a hard on …
ugh ..