elitist

Ugh. I was curious-ish, but didn’t want to give her any clicks, so thanks T.

Ugh.

PS – How in hell did this happen? Is this gonna be a regular column? Did she write it her ownself? What was she paid?

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

I hate Fred Hiatt even more than I hate Miss Snow.

Jesus H. Fucking KKKhrist, she’s an ugly vicious, maggot covered toad what dropped outa the rancid taller toad’s ass of the dead and misbegotten and utterly unmissed Reich Saint Ronald Raygun. On her best days, she reminds me of Duessa’s unwashed, diseased nether parts; this was not one of them. As for WAPO, if I kept Rwandan buzzards, i wouldn’t insult them by using it for cage liner. As for Fred Hiatt, I’d hope he gets a really nasty, suppurating rash on his tiny nuts, but wtf, he’s already got Palin in his ass. Whatta fucking mictrogram of wormshit. Fucking wretched, murderous little fuckwit douchenozzle. With Mrs Governor Sarah Pee for a snoid.

The tagline confused me: “The writer, a Republican, is governor of Alaska.” Let’s see:

“The ‘writer’, a rancid douchenozzle, recently quit as governor of Alaska.”. There, FIFY.

I believe this guy was the ghostwriter.

She gives the bloody cows of the world a bad name.

The fuck you bring me into this for?

–Levi

Judy Kramer: Harry, you lied to me. You told me you were gonna go to that free speech meeting!

Harry Bailey: No, *you* lied to me. You told me there was gonna be free food.

Judy Kramer: Harry, what happened? you used to be the great rebel! The great leader. What are you afraid of?

Harry Bailey: Of being late for class.

Judy Kramer: Harry, in a few months the entire military industrial complex is going to have us in concentration camps in Arizona!

Harry Bailey: Hey, Judy, don’t knock Arizona. It has the least incidence of lung cancer, homosexuality and crabs.

She couldn’t get through a single op-ed without complaining about the media?

The media that just gave her a goddamn op-ed in the Washington Post?

Way to show your serious policy credentials, Sarah.

Geez, couldn’t the Post have given the column inches to Tony Romo to explain why he dumped Jessica Simpson? I’m sure it would’ve been more entertaining and definitely better written.

Also, I fully support a substantive discussion on the economic and environmental value of “cap and trade” programs. But I’d be better off just sticking my head in a doorway and repeatedly slamming it shut, than to try and understand what that ignorant slut* is saying.

(* tip ‘o the hat to Dan Ackroyd)

If there was any doubt she had presidential aspirations for 2012 I think this pretty much clears them up. We will now be treated to the ‘Sarah Palin as serious policy wonk’ re-brand for the foreseeable future. Lord help us.

Rightwing sockpuppet Palin whores for Hiatt.

Sounds like the West is a dangerous place to live.

It’s good to see that that journalism degree from Hawaii Pacific North Idaho University of Idaho Matanuska-Susitna of Idaho paid off.

Ah yes, my favorite college team – The Fightin’ Quitters!

Also. Bwahahah;

Which is why Sarah Palin spent that last three weeks waging snowbilly jihad on David Letterman and the kid who was slipping her daughter the “lower 48″, if you know what I mean.

When justice prevails, and Tbogg gets his seven or eight pages in Bartlett’s, I expect to see this quotation there.

Her state lives off the revenue from oil and natural gas, so she’s an expert on energy policy and the economy. Sen. Ensign’s state lives off the revenue of hookers and casinos so he’s an expert on marriage and statistics. I’m finally understanding how modern American “expertise” is determined.

Good timing too on the nod to nukular energy. Canada just abandoned their atomic plan as too expensive and dangerous…yesterday.
And I agree the “lower 48″ line is an instant classic.

“”And I agree the “lower 48″ line is an instant classic.”"

That’s what she said.

–Levi

Why are all the top GOP contenders for 2012 unemployed: Hucklebee, Willard and the Quitbull? Damn Obamanomics!

She has westerners “literally sitting on mountains of oil and gas”??

I think she is completely out of her figurative mind.

And who knew abundant coal had its own technology?

Am so a journalist

If you make T-shirts with that screengrab and that caption, I really, really want one.

WaPo hired the Name with the Fame but no brain.

Now we know she resigned to become a pimp for Big Oil, Big Coal and Big Nukes. It’s a very lucrative gig for someone whose principles and voodoo beliefs rival those of James Watt.

As for jobs, she clearly got the talking points memo and has been feverishly practicing. ‘Tis a pity, as I still think she’d make a great short term weather forecaster on K-HIK telebishun.

We will now be treated to the ‘Sarah Palin as serious policy wonk’ re-brand for the foreseeable future.

Serious policy wonks don’t bite the hand that gives them a venue to recycle their old position papers. That shit might fly on Greta Van Scientologist’s Show For People Who Find Katie Couric Too Abstruse, but who in the WaPo’s readership is going to buy that bullshit? The same people who are always jockeying for the same OpEd slot? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA no.

Westerners literally sit on mountains of oil and gas

No wonder my ass is so sore.

I’ve never taken a class in chattering. In fact, I didn’t know they even had classes for that. Seems to be something most people do naturally.

Is this gonna be a regular column? Did she write it her ownself?

I think this is what we can look forward to for the next 2-1/2 years [or until Sarah next quits]: Sarah camped out at the Heritage Foundation, taking classes in remeidal wing-nutter from Bill Kristol et al., and finding “friendly territory in the WaHo, USA Today, etc.

I think they’ll be some “how to handle an interview with a Mean Ole’ Journalist” seminars too, and then she’ll emerge in 2011 tan, rested and ready to go.

I can assure you she didn’t write this.

During Troopergate, the Anchorage Daily News published a PDF of the 3 page letter she wrote trying to get her ex-brother-in-law fired.

Her writing skills, the “Communications” degree notwithstanding, are on a par with an airheaded high-school sophomore.

Mountains of oil and gas? I don’t know where they find hydrocarbons in Alaska, but here in Oklahoma they tend to be be in flatter areas, being found in sedimentary rock formations as they are. But Sarah knows what she’s talking about–McCain and others assure us she’s an “expert” on energy policy.

Gawd, I’d love to see Al Gore write a response to this industry written drivel….and challenge her to a hi-profile debate on the issue. Think she’d accept? I don’t.

Color me unsurprised.

Of course she wouldn’t, but she’d whine about it for days anyway.

If it was ghostwritten, I might expect it to be more coherent than “Many states have abundant coal, whose technology is continuously making it into a cleaner energy source. ” I did check whether the stupid MS Word grammar check would flag it, but it flies under the radar. She probably just re-worded some winger think tank missive.

Also.

Didn’t she get caught “borrowing” an old Newt Gingrichrich speech and callin’ it her own?

I’d love to know more about how this came about. Did she find this herself and hand it in as her own? Or did someone hand it to her to hand in? Or did she start with a few words and an editor fixed it?

All of the above?

God I love you terrorists!

I vote for ghostwritten, but then run through an idiotizer in order to not be too obviously ghostwritten.