Jonah simply demonstrates once again what his abomination of a book conclusively proved. He cannot read, has zero comprehension, and no critical or analytical abilities. My stoner freshmen do better than he does.

He must figure that since people cannot finish his awful excuse for a book, he has no responsibility to read the Ginsberg comment in context or her many explanations to the wingnuttia.
He probably heard it from his Mother and thought, “She’s been golden so far.”

Lucianne’a vagina has a lot to answer for, just as does Yale University. I don’t think it should be nationalized, though.

That was the year he wrote the majority opinion in Buck vs. Bell (joined by Louis Brandeis) holding that forcibly sterilizing lower-class women was constitutional.

–Doughy Pantload [Emphasis mine.]

Well, actually Jonah it was about the enforced sterilization of people who were perceived as “imbeciles” (-who are a shade less astute than your average “moran”!) and other “mental defectives.” But hey, what’s the difference between the “lower-classes” and “mental defectives” when you’re from the “chattering Ivy-Leaguers’ Classes”–right?

Just think: If Lucianne had been sterilized, thousands of trees wouldn’t have been sacrificed in vain so she could tell her friends in the “Princess Classes” that her son was gainfully employed as a “successful author.” And it wouldn’t take a Xanax ladder and half a bottle of scotch for her to live down the failure at the end of the day. She might even have been a more productive member of society.

She might even have been a more productive member of society.

FIFY

Looking at that face makes me want to punch him–and I’m a fucking pacifist! Yes, I’m an angry pacifist, but still a pacifist. He is the epitome of being born on top of the ladder and thinking he climbed there. I can’t decide which asshat effete pasty-skinned intellectually-bankrupt conservative hack I loathe more–Douthat, Kristol, or Goldberg. What the hell. I have enough contempt for them all.

I suppose a post partum, 115th trimester termination respecting Jonah is “off the table”? That would clear things up, too. Ma Jonah may not be with teh drugs n’ alcohol if she’s a pure form sociopath. Ya know, like Lily Dillon in “The Grifters.” Come to think of it, Jonah may not be out of the parental woods yet. Roy Dillon wasn’t.

Whatta miserable fucking excuse for a family. Goddam scum sucking bottom dwelling anal parasites.

Word!

Abortion is such an ugly solution. Maybe Titan will hire Jonah for test purposes so they can perfect their waterboarding techniques. Jonah could use the experience as research for his next book: “Torture Never Hurt Anybody!”

Yale may have a lot to answer for, but not the Pantload. He is one of the first male undergraduates to attend Goucher College, in Maryland.

You’re forgetting Blow Job George Will. Born on third base, motherfucker thinks he hits triples like Roberto Clemente.

Fucking affirmative action, ya know? It was his mother’s birth canal to which I adverted, rather than the Bulldogs, Bulldogs, Bow Wow Wow assholes.

Wasn’t forgetting him. I think he has a modicum of intellect, so I was letting him slide by. Come to think of it, you’re right. He is a wanker. Put him on the list!

I think it’s a bit much to call him stupid. He has below average intelligence, but not significantly so. It’s just rare for people of his intelligence to be given positions where their opinion is heard on a wide range of subjects. He’s like a slightly better educated Glenn Beck.

Shorter book blurb:”Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but not the dullest either!”

It is as Jonah has said in his good book.

The white man is the Jew of liberal fascism I say.

Except their ghettos are nice gated communities.

Persecution complexes.

-G

Oh! I forgot to thank Tbogg for mentioning the dual biography of One-Hit Wonders Lockridge and Heggen! Tomorrow a copy will be mine! Thank you, sir.