I’m running into variations of this horseshit on Baseball related message boards. I hate finding out that people you thought knew what they were talking about are actually wingnuts.

You know, I knew Tbogg, Tbogg was a friend of mine, and this is way cool right on. Also. Totally chill, dude.

Whatta buncha of whining, piss in the bed, shit the sheets, degenerate fucking shit licking coprophagic jerkoff lower than pond scum reject asshole profoundly indecent destructive self involved little shits these puswads truly are.

BLOWJOB BLOWJOBB LOW JO BBLOW JOBB LOWJO BBLO WJOB BLOW JOB BLOWJOB
That being said, I’d like to thank JDM3 for reminding me of “coprophagic”. Read it somewhere long ago before ever hearing the term BLOWJOB (can you say that on the intertoobes?) Thought it was icky. Seems to be the new Republican now. Perfect description.
However, I don’t think one could get all of that “whining, … little shits” into the conversation with one of them before they wandered off and got lost, so I’ll just use “coprophagic little shits” when referring to them, if I ever have to.

JDM3, I really like your work.

As long as the top 1% of earners in this country are only getting 20% of the wealth it behooves us all to forgo whatever we must until these stalwarts are getting at least half of the money being made. Anything else is class warfare, bitches.

Nobama isn’t satisfied with 1000 Points of Light, he’s demanding 2000 Points of Light. Will the fascism never end?

Not only did Obama RUIN the All-Star game by asking people to volunteer for these socialist programs, but he stood next to Stan Musial so that the crowd would appear to be cheering him (Obama, that is)! Is there no end to the perfidy of this left-handed Negro Communist?

Woah! Conspiracy alert! Bud Selig gave Joe Biden a blowjob campaign contribution.

I truly hope Erick can get to the bottom of the Islamo terrorist dark-hued foreign born pretend President scheming to destroy America’s pastime, with the Commissioner’s approval, no less. My God, policy statements on the MLB website! What’s next? Public executions in Yankee Stadium? Banning beer sales after the 7th inning? Forcing everyone to throw left-handed?

I see that at MLBgobeyond.com Obama is joined by noted islamofascistsocialist Presidents Bush Sr and Bush Jr, urging Americans to interrupt their teabagging to help the cripples and weaklings who can’t make it on their own.

Yes, yes, Presidents get to throw out first pitches even when they throw slow girlish balls like Obama instead of the steady, fast pitches of men like George Bush.

Yes, real manly athletes don’t lead their college team’s in scoring like Obama..
They do stuff like this.
Rah, Rah, Sis Boom Pet Goat!

F*cking funny.

-G

I second the JDM3 appreciation, even when he/she isn’t channeling Chunky Reese Witherspoon.

Is that a megaphoney in Bush’s hand?

i love the smell of hate and fear in the morning…

Or illegal, brutish stuff like this…

http://procrastinet.com/archiv…..rpunch.gif

Really? Was EE-son really serious comparing pitches? I wonder what he thinks of W’s jump shot.

In fact, I wonder what Erickson’s fastball or jumper looks like. I dare Le Blob Rouge to go head to head with the Prexy in any game involving balls.

“I dare Le Blob Rouge to go head to head with the Prexy in any game involving balls.”

I’m willing to bet Erickson would win *some* of those.

*cough*

rethugs like Erickson are too many to support that type of volunteerism. Their new doctrine seems to be “as white males we were born to rule and that gives us the right to rule as cruelly and irresponsibly as we would like”

arseholes.

Man, that’s a beautiful post.

Gimme a G…A…N…N…O…N!!!

WHAT’S THAT SPELL?!?!

GUCKERT!!!

More Preznint ManlyMan:
http://politicalhumor.about.co…..leader.htm

the steady, fast pitches of men like George Bush.

Wow, no typos — pretty good, considering Erick typed this with one hand.

Erik bin Erik could always prove his prowess by pitching batting practice to the Macon Music. . . oh wait, he can’t, they folded.

Besides, no one whose baseball franchise used to be known as the Peaches should be calling someone else “soft.”

How many MLB seasons did Erickson himself pitch, again? You really have to wonder about someone who descends into sad-sack-of-shitdom so far that he tries to evoke the purported manly manliness of Captain Codpiece without really acknowledging W’s actual involvement with MLB.

The not-so-secret factor that controls whether a President can deliver a nice pitch to the plate or not is the bullet-proof vest the Secret Service forces him to wear. It simply does not allow him to throw a true overhand pitch, instead you have to throw this kind of goofy half-sidearm pitch.

I saw replay’s of Bush’s pitch in 2001, his arm motion was much the same as Obama’s. he just managed to get a little more air under the ball, it is not like he was channelling Cy Young.

Erick seems to be having this odd flashback to Mission Accomplished when wingnuts everywhere got this odd tingle up their leg while marvelling at W’s ‘package’ in that flight suit. ‘Sure Bush was a miserable failure as a President. But man he threw a mean curve ball!’. Yeah, whatever.

Yes, yes, Presidents get to throw out first pitches even when they throw slow girlish balls like Obama instead of the steady, fast pitches of men like George Bush, who can throw strikes even when he’s being booed loudly by 41,000 fans.

Fixed.

Yes, yes, Presidents get to throw out first pitches even when they throw slow girlish balls like Obama

Not only that, but Reagan once struck out Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Ty Cobb, Pete Rose, and Mickey Mantle….all in a single inning!!

And then did more blow than Jose Canseco.

At least Obama pitched from the rubber… http://rangers.fandome.com/vid…..rst-Pitch/

All things being equal, the first pitch was such a sorry. t-ball level affair that I thought to myself, shit, the nuts are going to compare it to Bush’s efforts. Deja vu.

Me to Wingnut:

Documentary was on Sundance: As the ice melts, the northwest passage is navigable in summer months without ice breakers. Territorial disputes have commenced. Inuit peoples are a political trump card for Canada as these native peoples maintain intrinsic land and water rights. They and the Canadians are good friends now. They seek, as others do, to benefit from new commercial opportunities.

Wingnut:

Except for Glenn Beck, I don’t watch much tv. Obama is pursuing a one-world, one nation goverment.

Don’t hold back, tell us how you REALLY FEEL!

A really wise man once said..”In America Americans can go to their bunkers and never come out, also Republicans are fuckin’ idiots.

If there was booing, and who listens to the crowd that damn close anyway, it was probably a j’acket! moment because of the White Sox apparel flaunted in Bush-league stadium.

Best use of “copropaghic” in a sentence I’ve seen since, well…ever.

I just love how Erick the Red feels the need to obsessively compare penis sizes pitching styles of President Obama and his predecessor.

Is it a code?

Anent

Yessuh, yessuh, Presidents git t’throw out fust pitches even when they throw slow galish balls like Obama instead of th’ steady, fast pitches of min like Jedidiah Bush.

But one thin’ Jedidiah Bush did not git thet Bareeck Obama is gittin’ fum Majo’ League Baseball is a platfo’m t’espouse his policy posishuns. Some of us’d like a few areas in life whar politics, like th’ Mets, git shet out. This hyar sh’d be one of them, dawgone it.

So, the girlie-man theme or meme is part of the strategery to retake the gov’ment. It’s oh so atavistic.

Though there is a difference between licking and eating, shit-licking and coprophagic could be considered redundant adjectives.

Nice Tbogg, take a shot at those pitiful Pirates. Wanna talk about the Steelers or Penguins?

Wanna talk about the Steelers or Penguins?

Not really, mocking the Pirates is just more fun. Plus, the Penguins aren’t really gay because they were broken up by a hot-blooded female penguin who totally stole away one of the gay guys and now the other gay Penguin is crying silent tears of remorse and loss.

Yeah, every time they build a new stadium, they suck even more. They had five three hundred hitters working at Forbes Field in the day: Matty Alou, Manny Mota, Roberto Clemente, Willie Stargell, Donn Clendenon. Today, not so much. But a rillly, rillly great stadium. LOL.

I’d be interested in seeing some “girl” like, oh, let’s say the L&TC, pitch against a manly man like Erikson, so we could see for ourselves what he means by “…even when they throw slow girlish balls…”

Erick son of Erick, fuck you. No, seriously. Fuck you. Oh, and, fuck you.

humboldtblue, that was the best interspersing of gay penguin breakup, Jerry Springer-style, into a discussion of sports that I have ever seen. Of course, it’s the only such interspersing I’ve ever seen, but why quibble?

P.S. Yeah, well I didn’t fucking like seeing George Will in Bud Selig’s private booth, but I had to watch that, didn’t I? Yes, I did!

P.P.S. Word, xpurg8d. Jennie Finch v. Erick son of Erick? Bring it.

Thank you, Hatmandu. We never tire of being reminded of W.’s rah-rah days. When he did whatever he did at the Texas Rangers, baseball cards bearing his image were handed out, cards that cluttered the wet floors of the Rangers’ men’s rooms. It would be a poignant image, except for the fact that it’s about W.

Ya know, that’s not the most butch image I can think of, a male cheerleader jock sniffing and rah rahing fer fucking “Bulldogs.” Neither, for that matter, is trotting around on the deck of an aircraft carrier in a cinched up flight suit when ur not gonna fly a big Top Gun, Tom Cruiser jet airplane. Reminds me a little of Max Eastman on Ernest Hemingway: ” a literary style… of putting false hair on the chest.” Or more specific to Bush II, the lady doth protest too much
(h/t Queen Gertrude).