I see they’ve given up scraping the bottom of the barrel and are now digging under it.

What’s next, Ziegler making a YouTube video crying “Leave Sarah Palin alone!”? I mean, that is the logical next step isn’t it?

I’m ashamed to visit a site that attacks Sarah Palin’s hair. Also. This kind of hateful spite should result in an immediate banishment from the intertubes for TBogg forever. The whole series of tubes should be protected from this kind of anger and that kind of humor. Because if we attack Palin’s hair, we invite attacks on the Obama hair and no one wants that, least of all this life-long Democrat. Let’s leave her hair and her kids alone, in that order.

Sincerely,

Concern Troll

If hair had consciousness it would want to fall out of that head.

Sarah’s wondorous locks, which probably smell like unicorn farts after unicorns have eaten angels and moonbeams and bacon

bahaha.

I am Sarah Palin’s hairdresser in Alaska!

Funniest element of that statement is the exclamation mark.

I’m picturing this.

What for do you pummel us with Twitter? Any “medium” that can be used for discourse by someone whose attention span doesn’t exceed 140 characters is to be shunned.

And, as for people who go around criticizing other people because their hair is thinning/has thinned…fuck ‘em. I’m bald, and I’m fucking beautiful, except for my toes, which are, admittedly, grody to the max. Oh, well, nobody’s perfect.

Methinks the hairdresser protests too much. Here’s how it probably went down. The NYT called her and she jumped on the opportunity to get quoted. In her desire to help Sarah, she thought the ‘thinning hair’ story would be framed in a sympathetic light. Backfire. Now reverse course and blame media for her silly story. Sorta like how Sarah would do it. Also.

I really hope the NYT scribe taped the call for the record – otherwise, only the hairdresser knows for sure.

Her hair is being uprooted by something snuck sneakily in her cigars.

Surely Nate Silver is working on a statistical analysis of this.

I’m guessing she’s still got a full bush, though. Doesn’t seem like the type of gal who trims down there in the naughty parts. Probably musky too.

Palin-Bush-Muskie sounds like one of them government expansionist too-big tickets.

This is all Bill Clinton’s fault!

Wait, what’s up with Sarah Palin’s hair? Man, you go out for two hours and all hell breaks loose on the internets….

This is the dawning of the age of couldn’t care less…

Or in the case of that first Tbogg first ”sentence,” The age of Hilarious…

Or in the case of Her Lady of Perpetual Ubetcha and Her BigMedia fluffers, This is the Fawning of the Sage of Polaris

Twitter is a medium that just needs to die. Holy crap I hated reading that stream of consciousness drivel even when it was written by someone with literary talent and a first-rate mind (Faulkner); I refuse to subject myself to the vapid brain-droppings of the hoi polloi. (Can I be an elitist liberal now, even though I went to public schools all the way from kindergarten through a PhD?) In general I love technology, but sometimes people just do things with it for no better reason than “hey, I can do this!!!”

P.S. “My mother is a fish.”

TBogg, how do you do this day-in and day-out? Don’t you have a day job that requires you to maintain some nominal level of sanity?

Wait till they get a load of that time Putin took his ”ugly head” and ”reared” it into Saint Snowmachine, calling Her a babushka.

Sayrah is really gonna Go willie Gault on Vladimir’s scrawny ass now, dontchaknow? All this floundering around and righteous indignation over the most petty of the petty is simply a warning shot across the bow of ’ol Vlad to not Mess With Exus.

If I was a lawyer for the NYTimes, it would take ever fiber of my being not to send a letter to little miss MallHair saying, “You got a problem with what we printed?

Vidal So-sue-me.”

Palin’s hair isn’t thinning; she’s just losing all of her extra “pregnancy hair.”

Looks like Rich Lowry contributed to the Beehive’s Go Sarah “Cheerleading Corkboard” page…

Hawt dayum, that site is filled with win, as the kids say.
PALIN IN 2012, WITH MOAR BLINGEE AND PINK!!!

OK, I’m slightly high right now, but that site scared the fuck out of me.

UPDATE: Instalanche! Welcome, Instapundit readers…feel free to look around, we’re the go-to folks for all news Palin. Glance through some of our featured posts to the right, and come back if you like what you see.

Oh, Jesus. Doesn’t that motherfucker have some classes to teach at his state-run university, or something? This is the kind of crap he considers worthy of highlighting (as opposed to making fun of)? What a jackass.

OMG is nothing sacred anymore? As the sainted Tony Manero would say, “Not the hair!”

P.S. You know who else is bald? Mussolini, that’s who. Someone should alert Jonah Goldberg.

You guys are as funny as H*ll. Thanks for my morning wake-up giggle.

Ohmigod! Sarah’s hair is thinning? How did I miss this?

I tried to load that page, and Firefox crashed. Obviously, it has more sense than I did.

i took the weekend off from the interwebs (detox) and look what happens: unicorn farts… the hairdresser’s popular front of alaska mobilizes…

there’s no point in doing drugs any more — this reality stuff is better than any chemical high. big props to sarah & her clown posse for keeping it real on the tundra.

so… is she going to start a HairPlugPAC and raise bazillions?

She’s got the same amount of hair, it just looks thinner because her head is rapidly expanding.

Why is Caribou Barbie turned around on the front page of that silly site? Is it because she turned her back on Alaska? Is she looking for that bridge to nowhere she took the money for but never built? Maybe just keeping lookout for the coming hordes of commie Ruskies that will be pouring across the Bering Straight any time now?

OT, via the Princess:

“elected is replaceable;Ak WILL progress! + side benefit=10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site”12:39 AM Jul 17th from TwitterBerry

Does this mean we will finally get to see the real Sarah Palin? The world awaits.

Tbogg,
As a former Catholic, I have to point out that referring to Trig as “lil Baby Jesus” would be a sacrilege, which is pretty darn grievous. Unless, of course, you have actual evidence that Trig is, in fact, the second coming of “lil Baby Jesus”, and I just don’t think you do.

You’ve been warned fella.

Good grief. I take a week off and Palin is STILL all over the innertubes?? It is funny though. Sad. But. Funny.

Who cares?

By the time I got here, “Palin hair thinned” had shot up to 850,000 Google hits, while the ever-popular “Palin thin skinned” tallied 6,740,000 hits.

When $P gets less “politically correct,” I will cover my eyes and peer out between my fingers.

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel
Proud TriG Truther since August 2008

I foresee this as the beginning of a very, very long marathon of Palinistas trying to keep the fauxrage going as long as possible. I’m wondering when they’ll finally get around to the Old Town Ale House’s painting (this link SFW, the page that it links to with the Palin painting, not so much).

My father, who was bald, used to say, “Grass don’t grow on a busy street.” If the corollary is equally true, then there is no reason to assume that Bible Spice need ever worry about her mane.

Well tbogg was not the first to use the image since it was Palin’s own staff that said a photo-shopped pic of Trig was a malicious desecration, which seems to imply that he is sacred and to be worshiped.

Of course, being Palin’s staff, they may just not understand what the term desecration means.

Holy shit I needed that laugh. Thanks, guys.

Proving once again you can’t spell “Twitter” without “twit.” And thus we learn why I refuse to participate in that stoopid little intertubes trend.

And please make it just a trend.

The good news is that thanks to the internets, she doesn’t have to worry about yellow teeth.

”just bend….and snap!”

Harry R. Sohl

Okay, sacrilege is a bit much–even if high-larious. But I’m still wonderin’ –-just in a voyeuristically hypothetical sort of way–-how much the Rethugs WOULD pay for Trig if Palin auctioned him off on e-Bay to pay her legal bills.

My father, who was also bald, also used to say that when I was living at home, pre-college days. Me, being a smartass wiseguy even then, would respond, “That’s becaue it can’t get through the concrete.”

So, I’m not sure what the future hold’s for Sarah’s hair.