Ya find da pumas in da strangest places.

In the picture which one is the wax figurine?

Aren’t there laws against that sort of thing?

Lemme see, the Declaration of Independence actually says:

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security

So, dumbass, exactly what are the abuses you have suffered? Liberals have mocked you, yet words ‘are all I have, to take your heart away’. Or something.

I got a choice comment yesterday from a, well, commentor, self-named wolverine (Red Dawn fetishist, no doubt) who said this:

We live in AMERICA. Everyone is entitled to express their opinion.

And I replied:

Free speech doesn’t indemnify one from stupid speech, and in point of fact, often encourages it. Open your mouth to speak, put pen to paper, and you’ll be judged by others, so do it carefully.

JimRob might well follow my sage advice, restated as follows:

If you say Teh Stoopid™, people will call you one it. Deal with it.

Jebus, Tbogg–how the hell do you read this stuff without having your brain sue for separate maintenance?

The republiKKKans put the yuks back into derangement and significant mental illness, as with Jim Bob, while slashing and eliminating the funds to ease both. Kinda a very lowrent, trashy, anal sadistic, fire setting, wet suit wearing triple jerkoff pathtetic, woman hating inhumane ass licking pus swallowing shit head way to go about it, but so it goes, as has been said. Three toed emotionally crippled taint lapping motherfuckers. Jim Bob is one sorry fucking self hating ridiculous asshole. RNC leadership is worse. Dickbite taint lapping murderers.

PS KKKhrist on a KKKracker, looks like Mann Coulter just fucked him. He looks butt addled.

If there is a single freeper who isn’t brain-damaged, racist, fascist, freedom-hating, reactionary, unAmerican and just a plain asshole I’ll eat my Obama lawn sign…

I love their “We live in AMERICA. Everyone is entitled to express their opinion.” whines. Freekrepublic is proud of how quickly anyone who disagrees with Rimjob gets banned. They they complain when someone points out how bigoted they are…

Freeper: (says something unbelievably racist and hateful)

Liberal: Geeze dude, that’s pretty racist!

Freeper: WHY ARE YOU SO INTOLERANT?! YOU’RE TRYING TO STIFLE ME FREEDOM OF SPEECH! STOP OPPRESSING ME!!! ALSO, N********!

I was trying to identify that doofus look on JimRob’s face, and figured that he was enjoying some faint stirrings (a blast from the past) from the closeness of the lovely Ms. Coulter, but by gawd I think YOU nailed it! So to speak.

OT but oh, so good:

Driftglass shows President Obama how to do it.

Our first unalienable right is the right to life. Protecting Life and Liberty shall be of paramount importance to our central government. Roe v Wade and all congressional acts, regulations, court opinions allowing legalized abortion or the taking of innocent human life are hereby rescinded, overruled, repealed, nullified and voided. Life is fully protected by the U.S. Government.

Emphasis, as they say, added.

If “life is fully protected by the U.S. Government,” then that means no more capital punishment, no more use of deadly force by the police or military, right?

VonZeppelin – You need to better understand conservaspeak, where innocent life has nothing to do with the people you see and everything to do with embryos, fetuses, and any other “unborn” phase. Once that life is born, it has inherited original sin and is no longer innocent so anything the US Government wants to do with it is copacetic. In other words, their “life” is not the same as our “life.”

Forgot – if our “life” is in a vegetative state and they can make a big issue out of any court proceeding to end that life and allow a natural death, then that “life” becomes one of their “innocent life” by means of not having a brain (or having an increasingly shrinking brain), particularly if they can use this to raise tons of money, get loads of media publicity, and generally make asses of themselves in the public square. In other words, life = preborn and Terry Schiavo. Rest of you are on your own, biiiitches.

a Red Lobster gift card

It’s also good at Olive Garden!!! Also.

Excellent point on the winger use of the the word “life,” BCMT. When Mr. Robinson redesigns the entire American polity, he should make it clear that taking guilty life (illegal immigrants, persons of darker hue, junkies, Islamofascists, liberals and other scum) is okey-dokey. They’re not really “life” in the same way that conservative white folks are anyway.

I’m certain I’d look the same way this doofus does if I just realized that skeletonized freak was behind me with one claw on my shoulder.

Apparently, people on government disability get all the good drugs.

Maybe this is something that’s Obvious to others, but for the longest Time I’ve been amused/puzzled by the odd wingnut Practice of seemingly Random word Capitalization. As I read JimRob’s Declaration of Wingnut Independence I think I get it. When Wingnuts write something they think is Important, they try to affect the style of our Founding documents. It’s like a Profundity Booster Shot. Even as I’m using it to mock the Wingnuts, I find it’s really quite bracing. Now that I’ve discovered this simple way of Boosting my Self Esteem, I’m going to use it all the Time.

I click through the links just to check whether these folk are that delusional. Not that I don’t trust T but, jeebus, really? They said that?

Yes, they did. These people crazier than shithouse rats.

BCMT,

Let’s made a trade. We can imprison for life all death-penalty candidates who in my opinion ”need killin’” – and in exchange the Supreme Court does not prevent any State from outlawing abortions after 20 weeks, except to save the mother from death or serious physical injury.

See, now you have to decide. What’s more important to you: Saving the individuals on death row, or preserving the right to torture-murder babies?

A moral quandary – for you.

I’ll bite. It’s not a moral quandary for me at all. Woman’s body is her own, period. Her life matters more than a bunch of cells. Most fetuses aborted after twenty weeks are done for serious reasons. Women do not have abortions on a whim, despite what misogynist assholes like you think. If you want to outlaw abortion, than you don’t really think a woman has the right to control her own body and her own life, therefore, you do not value her life.

No death penalty at all. Besides the fact that our system makes it impossible to mete justice fairly, it is not right to take a fully sentient life, period. And, for assholes like you concerned about the money, it’s much cheaper to keep someone behind bars for life than it is to sentence them to death row.

See. It wasn’t so hard for me because I can actually think, unlike you. Cheers!

trace, I was Wondering the same thing Myself. Somehow, it makes an Idea Really Important if you capitalize it, apparently. Plus, if you put the “idea” in quotes, then it’s “diminished.”

Very Strange.

Rush Limbaugh – Interim Grand Poohbah

Sarah Palin – Secretary of Poohbah, cuz she’s a gurl

Hannity – Knob polisher

Glenn Beck – Constipational Expert

Neil Boortz – School superintendant

Dick Cheney – Master Blaster

Pat Robertson – Head of Christian Relidgun

That black RNC chairman – parking attendant

The enormity of the derangement is stunning and almost humourous…almost.

“Sarah Palin – Secretary of Poohbah, cuz she’s a gurl”

and cuz she’s good lookin’. If she wern’t good lookin’, she woudn’t qualify. Also.

Wait, are these guys gonna also stop making it impossible for women to get abortions *before* twenty weeks? Because if the only clinic is three states away and you’re broke, you may not manage it in twenty weeks, considering it may take you six weeks to know you’re pregnant and ten or so to figure out the “crisis pregnancy center” staff are lying to you, and to save up some money and make some arrangements. Also, are they going to stop refusing birth control, emergency contraception, and accurate information about abortion to women? They stop telling rape victims that no one gets pregnant from rape anyway, and they stop telling women that abortion causes breast cancer and suicide, and they agree to fill prescriptions, and they stop pretending they’re women’s clinics so they can show you “Silent Scream” and call your house and tell your abusive husband you’re trying to get an abortion, and they stop barricading clinics, gluing door locks, picketing while screaming “Don’t kill your baby” at anyone who enters for any reason, and stop shooting gynecologists and stop bombing clinics and otherwise forcing them to close down so that very few women, in fact, now have access to an abortion regardless of trimester, and maybe we’d see less need for abortions after twenty weeks.

Otherwise, this little compromise seems a bit one-sided.

Bet Brian77 is a penis ameriKKkan as well as a dick.

Winger compromise:
Heads: I win.
Tails: You lose.

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that every GOPer on the Net thinks his Royal Pronouncements has the same size audience as Rush did during the Clinton scandal?
Also if everyone is now listening to Fox and talk radio why is ClearChannel Rush’s owner in financial trouble? Why is Sinclair Broadcasting which owns mainly Fox TV stations in trouble?

http://www.desmoinesregister.c…../-1/NEWS04

Television station owner Sinclair Broadcast Group Inc. has warned it may be forced to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection as it struggles with continued declines in advertising spending and a hefty debt load.

The Baltimore company, which owns 58 TV stations in 35 markets, said in a regulatory filing Friday that the recession was continuing to hurt its advertisers, including those in the automotive industry, which have historically accounted for a quarter of the company’s total ad sales. Also, as of March 31, the company had $1.33 billion of total debt outstanding, and holders of some of its notes may require Sinclair to buy back nearly $500 million of that debt within 18 months.

Coulter in houndstooth. She can try with the tweeds but no amount will class up her act.

P.S. Not to be roilingly looksist, but click for the larger size and gag at her long but not swanny neck. I can’t imagine anyone purring over that, not even Bill Maher.

What is funny about this (allegedly) male freak and Ann Coulter is that Ann is twice his size. (And her Adam’s Apple is 4 times his size.) I had heard about Robinson but had never seen a picture of him. Like most right-wing males, he is SO effeminate!

Book Salon up at the Mothership with Scott Page’s The Difference hosted by Cosma Shalizi

Coulter looks as if she is starving herself. Look at her left arm – it’s just bone.

Maybe the right to have a life a life is protected a life where sex does not lead to motherhood and forced marriage.
I assume that David Vitter, Mark Sanford and Jon Ensign have all been asked if they have used birth control with their other women and or paid for their abortions?
After all 3 guys 3 different women no close calls and these affairs went on for how long? The ” Math” looks iffy?

Robinson’s face looks alcoholic. Too many broken capillaries. Although the sun can cause this, he doesn’t look like a guy who gets much of that.

Dear Lord … that picture. Get Coulter a cheeseburger and Robinson? A mortician.

I didn’t know Jim Robinson hung around with Dee Snider…

Hey Jim is your dick as big as Ann’s?

Robinson’s face looks alcoholic. Too many broken capillaries.

Heh, indeedy… They’re what a friend of my used to call “grog blossoms.”

WhenI look at Coulter in that picture, I think ‘Lyndie England.’

BTW, This American Life aired a story about Ms. England that was very fair and worth hearing. http://www.thisamericanlife.or…..sched=1304

I’m really confused with the whole “despotism” and “soft tyranny” thing. I keep hearing about Marxism, about teh Radical Left. ORLY? It makes me feel like I missed a crucial civics class somewhere along the way. Or maybe they’re just idiots.

Is This American Life the best show in all of media? Might be.

For someone who keeps blathering on about the rights of the People of the United States, JimRob has absolutely no respect whatsoever for the United States system of Government or for elections held in accordance with the Constitution and the laws of the various States. Really, think about it; he acts likes he’s cornered the market on what it means to be an American, but he’d spit on the results of valid elections, because what he really wants is his own little monarchy. The system doesn’t work because his choice didn’t win. What an a**hat.

Jim Robinson is really a moderate. Think about it:

You easily make money from extreme rightwing blogging. You only need a small audience because the wealthy right will support you and the poor right will give you the little money they have to see their looney views on the internets.

So you make money and slowly tie the Republicans to looney extreme right views, thereby helping the moderate cause.

I don’t think I have ever seen Coulter in anything other than the little black cocktail dresses she seems to wear no matter the time of day or venue; photos of her in those are so ubiquitous that you have to wonder if she wears the damned things to church or to play golf. Is the houndstooth an attempt to be more earthy and fit in with the rabble like this grog-blossomed fellow?

Seriously, I’ve dealt with enough old alcoholics to recognize the look, and he’s got it in spades.

You know, if JimRob would trim up that mustache to, say, an inch wide, get a white steed, and dress up in Mid-evil armor while holding the FR flag…that’d make a pretty striking photo. Anyone know when his autobiography, My Struggle, is due out?

Can anyone make out the ring(s?) on Mann’s left hand?

Wait, so he’s actually arguing that Hillary Clinton should be President instead of Barack Obama? And he hasn’t been tarred, feathered and run out on a rail for it by other Freepers?

Wrong finger.

Unless you’re thinking it’s a World Series or Super Bowl ring.

THE PROBLEM WITH EXTREME RIGHTWINGERS…

…is simply that they focus too intensely on dangers. For example, they see the towers falling on 9/11 and obsess about it until they think America is in danger of collapsing too. Then they think moderates must be blind: “Didn’t you see the towers falling? Don’t you see Muslims repressing women?”

The solution is to patiently and repeatedly point out that America is invincible at the moment, that bombing Iraq and Iran kills women, etc.

Their habit of focussing on dangers is also obvious in the gun-control debate. “If they take our guns, then we’ll be defenseless against all the dangers out there.” The solution is to ask why people in other countries with low gun ownership feel safer, etc. (Not that I’m against gun ownership.)

i’ve got a bet going with my daughter as to who the guy behind jim is. i say it’s edgar winter, she says it’s marilyn manson.

Isn’t it clear to one & all that Coulter is a trannie? Is this never discussed because of respect for LGBT rights? If so, could some LGBT folks drop in & give the okay for such a discussion?

Pete: I think your daughter’s right.
* * *
But totally off-topic, if JimBob can spew crap onto the intertubes on a daily basis, why is he on disability? According to the conservatives on the Supreme Court, he should at least be applying for secretarial jobs!

Blow that picture up into a poster and it would not only turn kids off of alcohol, coke and speed, but also promote abstinence.

You know, come to think of it, I never say Ann’s birth certificate. Perhaps a little kerning is in order.

Regardless, he/she is not going to age well…..

Why the long face, Ann?

I love how he insists that not only would this be a “peaceful” process, but that it would require “millions” to march on Washington. The same “millions” that were presumably at the teabagger’s clusterfucks in spirit. Yeah, good luck with that, Jimmers.

discoclark66 July 19th, 2009 at 7:59 am
a Red Lobster gift card

It’s also good at Olive Garden!!! Also.

Funny you should mention Free Republic and the Olive Garden:

http://www.first-draft.com/200…..ition.html

Tommy