Now, now, TBogg. It’s not nice to make fun of the batshit crazies out there (but it sure as hell funny).

The wingnuts will never be happy…satisfied…content…whatever…with Obama until he starts bombing some unfortunate little countries full of brown people. And even then, they’ll still hate him.

And so I say to William, “Fuck you, fuck you very much. Elections have consequences, bitch.”

Jeez…they can’t even start the pledge all at the same time.

Now, in fairness, he is trying his hardest — not a day goes by without American forces killing some random peasant in afghanistan. But, really, he should reach across the isle and just ask out aloud: WWBB — who would bachmann bomb? For all we know, it could be boston, and that might get tricky, what with needing the ted kennedy vote for health care reform. But still, he’d have asked.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat…

You go in the cage.
Cage goes in the water.
Shark Insanity is in the water.
Our shark Your insanity.
Farewell and adieu to ye fair winger babies,
Farewell and adieu sweet sanity!
For we’ve received a mandate to fix all your fuckups,
And so nevermore will we see you again….

Can you imagine what was going through Castle’s mind while listening to that nutball? “Where’d my Party go?” To the right and off the deep end, Mike.

If I’m a Hollywood script writer, I’m working on “Invasion of the Party Snatchers” right now. The lead roles – Steele, Palin, Bachman, Ensign, Sanford, Coburn, won’t require much creative writing.

When Fascism comes to America, it will be wearing a flag and carrying a cross. — Sinclair Lewis

Who knew that was meant to be literal.

“Smile, you son of a bitch!”

Yeah, it’s such a shame that Obama isn’t a uniter like Bush.

Can’t we revoke that dingbats birth certificate?

Thank god the Founding Fathers made this a republic and not a true democracy.

You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again.

And how did she get a “United States” birth certificate? Ain’t that a state thing?

Building on Douthats NYT article yesterday, I feel kinda sorry for my childrens children when, after whites become a minority, crazies like this will go absolutely batshit when they lose control of “their” United States of America, and there is no telling what they will do in their unhingedness.

My favorite moment was when they all went up to a shriek for “under GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I just got a really, really bad headache tryin’ to explain the birther thing to my husband.

Ugh.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat…

Never get out of the boat…

Fuckin’-A right.

…fuckin’ tiger, man!…

TBogg,

With ‘more dividery than unitery’ today and ‘Republican SexyTime Playhouse’ last week, you have put two incredibly wonderful brain worms into my little head…

In fact, I have been murmuring ‘Republican SexyTime Playhouse’ to myself all day today.

How about a breathalyzer/interlock dealie like they have on DWI convicts’ cars? Seriously, she sounds completely ripped. I’m tempted to ask if she would say that to The One face to face but she just might and I’d hate to force him to deal with a crazee whackadoo like that. The Buchananites/Nixonites have a lot to answer for.

“I want to know why free people are ignoring Obama’s birth certificate.”
You ask that question. I do not think it means what you think it means.

That was Sarah Palin in the video.

KIDDING!

But you watched again to double-check, didn’t you?

I already knew. Her voice didn’t have Palin’s annoying nasal quality. She didn’t use the word “also” also.

And how did she get a “United States” birth certificate? Ain’t that a state thing?

Didn’t you see the American flag she planted on the plastic bag carrying her birth certificate? That means it has been declared a United States birth certificate. And the Ziplock bag protects her certificate just like the plastic protects her couch back home.

Absolutely goddamn right.

Palin got out of the boat.

Alas, she wasn’t et by tigers.

One of my siblings works for Mike Castle. I think they’ll be turning “D” soon.

I am confident that the right will solidly reject the claims and standing of this woman on the grounds that she wears Mom Jeans and probably throws like a girl.

I did, since 1968.

“And how did she get a “United States” birth certificate? Ain’t that a state thing?”

Cereal box. Collect the set!

This is why I never ran for office.

You have to pretend to care what crazy/stupid people say and want. Had I been up there, I would not have been able to stop myself from asking the nutter, “so, did Obama’s mother and grandmother also time-travel back to plant a phony birth notice in the Honolulu paper, once it turned out he had political aspirations? Because that’s the only way your conspiracy would make any sense…either that or Obama’s mother and grandmother were psychic and knew that 47 years in the future he’d need a valid US birth certificate and so went through all these plots and machinations to dummy the record because he was actually being born somewhere else…which begs the question: wouldn’t it have been easier for his mother to just get on a plane and fly to Hawaii to give birth than it would have been to go through all this cloak and dagger to fake birth certificates, plant phony birth notices in the paper, etc. etc.? Why would it be so hard to believe that a woman would have flown home to give birth? You believed it about Sarah Palin, didn’t you? And she’s never produced a birth certificate.”

See, and after that, someone or several someones would be stalking me and attempting to assassinate me. That, plus, the stupid would drive me insane. Either way, I wouldn’t make it through a single term.

Does anone remember this gem from former President George W. Bush, when he gave his lackluster speech via remote broadcast to the GOP convention?

“Fellow citizens: If the Hanoi Hilton could not break John McCain’s resolve to do what is best for his country, you can be sure the angry left never will.”

Ah yes, the angry left……unlike those sensible, calm and reasonable folks on the right.

-G

When I hear the batshit crazy nuts out there I just think to myself that these were the same fuckers who thought Dumbya, Dick and Newt were god. If you questioned anything their gods did, you were called unpatriotic. If you asked for some consideration you were sat down and told about how elections had consequences and how Dumbya had won a landslide and should be able to spend his political capital. Now these fuckers can’t even take the first six months of Obama. Here’s a quarter dickheads. Call someone who cares.

My momma said to me a long while back you can’t argue or reason with crazy.

These people are fucking nuts.

If Thorazine doesn’t work lobotomies would.These people are a danger to themselves and the general public.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat…

Nah…just a bigger mop to sop up all the exploding heads…

Case in point: Liz Cheney on Larry King. According to Joan Walsh at Salon, she defended the birthers, causing James Carville, for probably the first time in his life, to be speechless. Larry gave her a second chance to step away from the crazy, but she persisted: “People are uncomfortable with a president who is reluctant to defend the nation overseas.”

I hope Castle had the good sense to be scared for his party. He may want to consider switching to be around sane people again. These people did.

Five Republican judges in Alabama switched to the Democratic Party on Friday, signaling a turnaround for a party that saw several judges go to the GOP in the 1990s.

Weeeeee! 2010 is gonna be fun!!!

I know who that lady was — Kyle Broflovski’s Mom!

Apparently, according to an eyewitness account I have of this event, the lady in red REALLY went nuts after the part that’s been videotaped and delivered some blatantly racist comments.

No, nothing broken about a guy who calls his wife a “fucking trollop” with plenty of press present.

Just another day at the office for the Republicans.

Oh, there’s a surprise!