Oh my God — it’s full of Zoeys!

All I saw was Sen. Hair Gel. I must be… differently abled.

I know. Who notices wallpaper anymore, really?
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Yeah, she’s cute.
But she cant hold an candle next to her sister Emily.

Whoa, is that “analgirl?” I think I might have to go see that movie now.

Count me as a hater I fear. While Zoey is nice to look at and has a sweet singing voice and all, her acting has 2 settings: 1. wry hippster mumbling and 2. all big eyed, wandering around like a duck with a head injury.

This is the conversation that’s happened in my house quite a few times:

Wife [watching TV]: Is that Zooey Deschanel?
Me: No, that’s Lizzy Caplan.
Wife: Oh yeah, from “Mean Girls”.

I think Hollywood’s big enough for two saucer-eyed brunettes.

Yeah, I just saw her (Lizzy) in True Blood. She played Amy the elitist liberal vegan psychopath.

Sorry, but I’m busy stalking her co-star, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I first saw her in “Elf.” She did a nice version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” over the end credits with Leon Redbone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..re=related

Tbogg,
At Wonkette’s place, I believe that is a ad for the current Zoey movie. If you would like to decorate your place with Zoeyness (and I believe you do), why don’t you contact those folks and see if they want to do business with you? I’m sure most of us would be glad to supply a reference concerning your prominence in the progressive blogosphere. Assure the Zoey ad people that you will drool over Her Nibs in posts on a daily basis, which means they will be getting a double bang for their bucks.

Of course, how the Missus Tbogg might feel about this is your problem.

“wish to have sweet, yet hot, softcore sex with her someday”

Uh, TBogg, doesn’t Mrs TBogg read your posts? Do you have one of them thar “open marriages?” I know if Mrs. Smedley read some of my lustings, I would get a stern talking-to look and a quiet house for a few days.

I had no idea Emily “Bones” Deschanel was her sister!

The whole Deschanel family is in the biz…Mother Mary Jo is an actress who played Donna Hayward’s mom Eileen on the legendary Twin Peaks. Father Caleb is a veteran cinematographer/director who has directed both his wife, in 3 episodes of Twin Peaks, and his daughter Emily in on episode of Bones.

Caleb was the cinematographer on The Black Stallion, quite possibly one of the most beautiful films ever shot. That’s why I’m a fan.

Zooey was a much better Trillian than the blonde in the BBC TV version of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”. And She & Him are great, one of my favorite discs of last year. What’s not to love?

It’s no joke over at Wonkette – Ken has already put the banhammer on at least two folks carping about the ads.

Y’all stalk Zoey. I’ll stalk Emily. Everyone happy now?

Yeah, I think Emily Deschanel is amazing. I started watching Bones because of David Boreanaz (what can I say, I’m a huge Buffy fanatic), but fell in love with her almost immediately. It helps that she plays a brilliant, literal-minded atheist.

Julia Stiles made a short film called “Raving” which is bouncing around utoob in five parts. The last one features Zooey singing “Hello, Dolly!” under the Brooklyn Bridge at night, backed by a Dixie four piece. It’s fabulous.

Her exposure reminds me of Judd Apatow or Amy Winehouse – extremely talented undoubtedly and wonderfully eclectic when compared to the usual band of morons – but enough already, I need a break!

And she especially needs to stop with the manicpixiedreamgirlwhatever roles, seriously. It’s time for her to stretch her acting talents beyond another flaky indie fantasy date.

I think she’s adorable. She also played the big sister in Almost Famous, one of my all-time favorite movies of all time. Also.

P.S.—The big sister was not a MPDG. “This is a house of lies!”

Doubters unsure of Zooey’s talents should check out All the Real Girls, where she plays a sheltered young woman in her first relationship opposite Paul Schneider. They’re both great in it.

She’s also very good in Manic alongside Joseph Gordon-Levitt, her co-star in 500 Days.

“And she especially needs to stop with the manicpixiedreamgirlwhatever roles, seriously.”

I agree, but she does play other types of parts; it’s just that her diverse work is in little-seen projects, while her major motion picture roles tend to be “the kooky friend” and “whimsical dream girl.” If you look at her IMDb, she’s had a range of roles that weren’t friend or girlfriend parts: she was a teacher in Bridge to Terabithia, the scheming Lady Larkin in Once Upon a Mattress, the Dorothy figure in a revisionist version of The Wizard of Oz called Tin Man, a depressed and estranged daughter in Winter Passing, and in Manic she played a mentally ill teenager. She’s been in a ton of movies over the past few years, so if she’s typecast in her higher-profile work, I don’t think it’s for lack of effort on her part.

By “we” you mean you and Mrs. TBogg, right? Because–and not to give you the impression that I’m stalking you, necessarily–that might be kind of hot.