Because no Republicans have ever been caught in a sex scandal…oops, can I get a mulligan on that one? If only there was a “#questionsonlyErickEricksoncan answer” channel….hmmm, a new Twitter Trend?? Course, the answers would be few and far between…”Blame Obama”…”Sarah Palin was treated unfairly”…”yes, I do have a tiny penis”…

I’m 40 years old, but I have no idea what is going on here. I now officially feel like an old fart.

Seconded, and I’m only 24. What the hell is Erick the RedState going on about? A Google News search for “Ed Rendell” gives me nothing.

Someone musta told fucking Ewik that Fat Greasy Disgusting Back Combing Republicrat Ed Rendell fucks around a lot. That was old newz when he was DA of Philadelphia County.

So what?

The reich oughta love Fat Ed: lotsa legalized gambling, busted state budget, standard awful DLC bulshitter, stares at women’s tits when he meets them, runs his paws through buffets without using the serving utensils, laid off state employees, made a home for ArlenTheBushSnoidSpecter… what? Mebbe that last is it?

Goddam stupid, inarticulate corporatist taint licking atrophied testicles inna fer shit hotel in Hotlanta in August dumbass motherfucking shitbird turdbite. Go give some dipshit repbubliKKKan jerkoff some fucking coffee mugs, ya dumb shit, ya. Tubby gets a lot fer free while Ewik is still wacking off over his stuck together collection of Mrs Governor Sarah Pee pics. That it, Ewik? Rose Douthat been closer to second base than you, Ewik Tiny Red Rocket, Red Rocket, fizzle dick dumbfuck.

Wasn’t Erick the Weak under under attack at his own blog last week? Is this a diversion? Or was that Ace? I can’t keep track of these things. Makes my Islamocommyfascist brain hurt. Anyway, as a Philadelphian, I could give two shits about what they do to Rendell.
What JDM3 said.

JDM3 rules

Anyone wanna bet he’s building an FAQ for his Atlanta conference? Red State guys need to know what the local hookers are charging and is it too much?

Don’t hold back, tell us what you really think! And keep doing it — as Teddy Partridge sez, you rule!

Do you pay for the full hour if it only takes you 90 seconds…

bhahaha. He’s entertaining. Just not in bed.

Listen, bub, she’ll give a discount if you let her laugh at you, before, during, and after. If she has to keep the laughter inside, you pay the full amount.

Ha ha.

“Oh, and by the way, you’re banned.”

Chris Matthews LOVES Ed Rendell, so I just assumed all of those things. But in my mind it wasn’t as good as the way JDM3 says it.

Well, I’m not gonna give JDM3 a blowjob. Enough’s enough.

Okay, okay.

“Fizzle dick dumbfuck” does carry a certain poetic symmetry that I’ll be shamelessly stealing in the future.

Gov. Ed “You’ve got a friend in Pennsylvania” Rendell? Could this be the same Ed Rendell who thought it would be a great idea a couple of years ago to spend the conveniently discovered $40 million “budget surplus” on something fiscally sound–like building race tracks, instead of putting it toward something totally frivolous–like education? Would this be the same Ed Rendell who lives in a state whose major growth industry is elder-care facilities; where you can be batshit crazy and blind in one eye and a doctor will still certify that you’re okay to drive and sign contracts without understanding word one; and where it’s virtually impossible to get a doctor to sign off on a conservatorship for elderly parents–and then whines when attorneys sue the shit out of doctors for malpractice? That Ed Rendell?

JDM3 as three Haiku poems:

Stuck together coll
Lection of Mizz Gub Sarah Pee
Pics That it, Ewik?

Rose Douthat been close
Er to second base than you
Ewik Tiny Red

Rocket, Red Rocket
Fizzle dick dumbfuck, fizzle
Dumbfuck, Red Rocket

That is perfect shorter JDM3!

As for Rendell, I have no clue WTF Erick son of Erick is going on and on about, nor do I really care.

This must be an imposter RedState Erick for we already know how RedState would respond to such allegations:

“To majority media and other Democrats Republicans: we police our own, and you don’t get to judge. Drop dead.

By all means report the facts. I’m sure you’ll be happy to cover every salacious detail. Have at it. Be sure to cover the pain and suffering of Governor Sanford Rendell’s family. While you are at it, cover the depth to which all South Carolina Pennsylvania and nation-wide Republicans Democrats and conservatives liberals rightly feel betrayed.

Beyond that, just shut up. Shut your lying, hypocritical, power-above-patriotism, hyper-partisan, two-faced, shamelessly double-standard bearing pie hole.”

The saddest part of Erick Erick Erick Erick Erickson’s questions to Rendell is that Erick, etc., has never directly experienced any of the things that he’s asking about.
Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Why, yes, that’s him, Fuckstick Fat Fast Eddie Rendell. Smells bad in person, stay upwind always and stay away period if you’re female and want your breasts unogled. Why the EmEssEm features him as a liberal is as sinister as it is incomprehensible. Chris Matthews is a loudmourh, jock sniffing bitch fer polticos of the reich. He probably swallows for the Eagles. Whatta fucking jackass. Rendell thinks Matthews’d be a great Dem senator. With ArlenTheBushSnoid Specter and Bob “Right to Life, What Women?” Casey currently repping the reich here, Fat Smelly Ed might well be right – there’s some room fer improvement. Fuck. Don’t go near a buffet he’s been at and don’t shake his hand. Also.

I can’t believe I know this, but what they’re referencing is that story about Spitzer’s madame double-dipping with another governor. I dunno where they got Rendell out of that hot mess but I guess it’s the current hot theory.

Mainly I just wanted to give kudos for the Mean Girls reference. An underrated and wholly quotable work of comedy gold, that movie is; and one that becomes closer and closer to our political reality every day.

Gee! Maybe if Erik hurries they can book “Fast Eddie” as a guest speaker for his little wingnut shindig in Hot-Lanta!

I don’t know why Erick doesn’t ask his mother these questions.

I feel like I came in about 30 minutes before the movie ends…

You? I’m 58. I wrote something like your response, once, to a post
at The Poor Man, how I didn’t understand ONE WORD of a post, and another commenter responded:

“Smells like…victory…”

(Hardy har har, was my view.)

Snap! Well done.

You know how Camille Paglia claims that Sarah Palin’s diction resembles free-form jazz? Well, JDM3 shows us how that’s really done; he puts the scat in scat.

hahaha!
that is a perfect description of ol’ ed.

here is what i wrote about Arlen Specter’s BFF for the Philly Weekly, published yesterday:

Ed, you’re the guy who backed Hillary Clinton in 2008 and thinks MSNBC is “the official network of the Obama campaign,” right? “You’ve got conservative whites here, and I think there are some whites who are probably not ready to vote for an African-American candidate”: That was a good one, considering Obama beat McCain 3,276,363 to 2,655,885. Not exactly a great track record of backing winners there, Guv.

Of course, you’re the same genius that cleared the field for Bob Casey. Sure, he’s an improvement over Rick Santorum. Unless of course, you have Parkinson’s Disease and see hope in embryonic stem-cell research. In that case, there was no difference

and so on. yes, i realize i’m blogwhoring.

also, that is the most beautiful text i have ever read at TBogg. a work of art!