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Danger, Barack Obama, danger!
David Axelrod was on with CNN’s John King (or as we call King: Less Stupid David Gregory) and King had to ask Axelrod how Obama will be campaigning against the on-coming 2012 Palin Juggernaut. Axlerod just rolled his eyes, smirked and made a jerk-off motion with this fist which was probably some kind of coded sexual threat against one of the Palin daughters, probably the youngest one, Waffle.
Actually Axelrod said that Palin’s name comes up in meetings slightly less frequently than Donny Most so, you know, Sarah Palin…meh.
Meanwhile over at Conservatives4Palin, wel,l they’re experts at reading between the lines so they know that Axelrod totally did a butt-squirt when he heard mention of She Who Must Not Be Named. Also Ignored.
Now maybe it’s just me, but I’ve noticed over the years an odd quirk in human nature – when people begin a sentence by proclaiming their honesty, it usually means that they’re about to be less than completely truthful. Professional politicians are particularly prone to this – for example, have you noticed that our current President always says "Let me speak clearly" just before he says something confusing?
If Axelrod is telling the truth, then he just proclaimed himself incompetent. He’s Obama’s political advisor – it’s his job to worry about his boss’ political rivals, especially the Republican party’s most popular politician.
…which is a lot like being the least objectionable STD.
So, to reiterate once more: yes we are very very afraid of Sarah Palin and please don’t make her the Republican nominee in 2012 because her awesomness is unstoppable. Also. Don’t throw us in the briar patch.
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Heh. Blowjob.
Jesus Christ on a crutch! I’m sure Axelrod also worries about Saturn spinning out of it’s orbit and smashing into the earth, but that’s not likely to happen either.
(Apologies to all the Christians out there, but I was out of town and missed out on the previous post and comment love fest.)
Funny this fellow should use the old “let me speak clearly” issue when his ur-topic is Word Salad Palin. This last speech was extra heavy on the croutons.
Palin/Erickson 2012!
Honestly? Axelrod should have said, “OMG, we are lying awake at night wondering how we can compete with Sarah Palin. If she’s the nominee, we may just concede 2012.” Seriesly.
How can you against a person who has the US troops fighting for our freedoms, so that we can’t expose this grifter for the shallow minded, opportunist that she is? We are screwn.
oH NOEs!!!1111!!!1
Please Repubs…I beg you not to make Sayrah your Party leader and next Prez nominee. Have you no mercy?!?! This would mean the end of Liberalism in America!1!! As a radical Liberal (i.e. I hate America…and puppies), there is nothing I fear more than Paylin running against my glorious “Democrat Party.” Well, okay a Toby Keith concert is pretty scary too…
And whatever you do Repubs, do NOT make Bill Kristol her campaign manager. If you do that, I may as well end my miserable life now in face of Bill’s awesomeness.
If her big kiss-off speech was indicative of the sort of ranting that she’d generate in ‘12, I’d be tempted to throw some money her way in the primaries in order to eliminate someone sane and competent. Also, with yet another reference to herself as a bear, I wouldn’t be surprised if pics of her and Todd yiffing in fursuits [NSFW] show up at some point.
In what respect, John?
I would like to vote for herpes for least objectionable STD. My apologies in advance if herpes is the name of one of Sarah Palin or Mitt Romney’s progeny.
Aaaaaaaaand in this corn-ah…..weighing in at 125 pounds…the QUITTAH from WASILLA!
She’s not one of those “delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets,” doncha know…
http://www.adn.com/news/politics/story/877607.html
I read exactly three sentences of Palin’s speech, and all I have to say is, Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Oh, and, bite me.
From the comments over at crazies4Palin.
Here, methinks, is the original, unedited Axelrod prayer:
I wish I wish upon Stephen Hawking,
Sarah Palin keeps on talking,
For from her incoherent bleating,
My boss’s seat is in safe keeping,
Also.
The hallmark of a world-class grifter is when they can get the marks to con themselves.
They just can’t understand that she’s a source of mirth, not fear; that we find her immensely entertaining.
I remain wary of assuming that mere gargantuan and obvious incompetence and stupidity are enough to prevent people electing someone.
Three sentences? You mean she actually gets to the end of a sentence once in a while?
She seems to end her sentences with the word “also”. Just count the alsos: the sentences are substance-free anyway.
See what Ed at GinAndTacos has to say about it.
Turns out it’s all TBogg’s fault.
http://www.ginandtacos.com/200…..ead-horse/
Point taken. I should have said, I read three lines of text before bailing. Ahem. My own little limerick.
There once was a governor named Sarah Palin
Who really only excelled at failin’
She gave Rich Lowry shivers
Making his member get the quivers
But when the going got touch, she got bailin’.
Also.
DennisSGMM, yup. To her, also is a period. So I was being redundant at the end of my limerick.
Her awesomeness isn’t unstoppable as long as it’s attached to the dead weight that is the Republican Party. The only way she becomes truly unstoppable is if she runs as a third-party candidate. With Joe Wurzelbacher as her running mate! They would totally wipe the floor with everyone else, and it would be hugs and puppies for teabaggers everywhere.
God, I hope they don’t think of that.
As far as the wingnuts are concerned, if you profess to be unafraid of Sarah Palin, you are actually afraid of her. If you admit that you’re afraid of her, you are actually afraid of her. If you’ve never heard of her, you are actually afraid of her.
This is another example of my Unified Theory of Wingnuts and Moonbats:
1. Wingnuts assume all moonbats are compulsive liars.
2. Moonbats assume that all wingnuts may be honest but fantastically stupid.
There once was a pol name of Sarah,
Whom the morans all thought was a terror.
While they hope to get laid,
She keeps getting paid.
The rest of us really cant bear her.
Maybe if we elect Sarah as Prom Queen for life, she will go away.
Maybe we can ask ESPN to offer her a longterm contract to host “Hockey Night-USA”? She could wear her tiara while doing the show. A twofer, eh? Also.
So I sit, bemusedly shaking my head, saying, “How in the world would anyone be able to provide a link to yiffing in a fursuit?”
How are we supposed to quake in fear of Palin when we can’t stop laughing? Similarly, I always wondered why the robot on “Lost in Space” was equipped with two legs he couldn’t move.
Excuse me, “John King, the less stupid David Gregory”? I never watch any of these douchebags, so I know nothing of David Gregory or John King either. However, I did watch some of the Obama inauguration, and saw John King narrating the arrival of the Supremes in the stands. He said “and here is Clarence Thomas, the first black justice.” I swear. I only remember his name because as I said to my wife at the time, it’s hard to believe this guy is actually drawing a paycheck.
Now maybe it’s just me, but I’ve noticed over the years an odd quirk in human nature – when people begin a sentence by proclaiming their honesty, it usually means that they’re about to be less than completely truthful.
Huh, I’ve noticed that when they end saying something like “So, how ’bout … ya quit makin’ things up,” it usually means they spew more bullshit than a manure geyser. And when they say crap like “one other thing for the media, our new governor has a very nice family too, so leave his kids alone” it’s usually because they use their own kids as props and they’re thin-skinned assholes and permanent victims. ALSO.