Laura Bush’s former press secretary:

The strategy to make Americans forget about Mark Foley and Larry Craig seems to have some extra benefits:

Well it’s still Thursday night here.

Robert Stacy McCain is not a fan of his fourth cousin twice-removed (one of those involving a restraining order) Megan McCain who got all the looks and the money in the family whereas Robert only got a floundering career.

Major League Baseball invited negro lefty Barack Reggie-Willy Obama to throw out first pitch at the All Star Game Tuesday night but Obama threw them a curve, canceled the game, declared martial law, and forced everyone in the stands to listen to a three hour speech…

I’m moving the random ten to Wednesday nights

Oh, Sarah Palin! Who can resist your Sirens call that puts spring in a man’s step, starbursts in his living room, and a bulge in his underoos?

New York Times Best Selling Pantload d’Doh, Jonah Goldberg takes up the banner of willful misinterpretation from Plagiarisin’ Ben and wonders if Justice Ginsberg wants to preemptively abort the next generation of pantloads.

John Hinderaker no longer has to hate Sonia Sotomayor because she comes from Mexico Island.

Fred Hiatt who saw fit to take in a poor starving Bill Kristol when he was dropped like a flaming bag of dog poo by the New York Times, offers up some valuable real estate to Kristol’s Alaskimo snow mistress: