Sometime following the election I mentioned that I didn’t think that Sarah Palin would be happy going back to Alaska once she had seen the bright lights and the big city

Sarah Palin broke the Twitter

For those who haven’t seen it; Sarah Palin’s press conference

Sarah Palin is quitting because it’s hard to campaign for President from North Snowhell

I just got home from hearing Dr. Howard Dean speak (more on that later) so we’re just going to jump past Random Ten and go straight to the dogs.

In more way than one.

John Hinderaker wants you to know that he masturbated today.

I agree with Jason Zengerle that you have to feel kind of bad for McCain strategist Steve Schmidt even if he did have a hand in picking the Nome Nitwit as McCain’s running mate.

The Economist points out the poison pill that is Bill Kristol:

Jonah gets an email from a “DC based television writer” who starts his email off like a Penthouse Forum writer ( “I’m a freshman at a small midwestern univerity and I never thought this would happen to me…”) and complains that Peter Mark Roget is a fascist word-Nazi or something…