TBogg! You didn’t even do a shorter Taintz. C’mon, puh-leeze? I watched her on Colbert, and I can’t bear to do it again.

She’s the love child of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Lyndon Larouche

“…a shorter Taintz.”

I am going to throw a lot of shit against the wall and see what sticks. She’s got nothing.

Oily Taint, indeed

What a brilliant plant she is by the Democratic party. Who’s behind this? Is it Rahm?

Crazy cat lady

Let her keep talking . . . when you make Coulter look rational (and Coulter is trying to talk you down), that’s something special.

Hey, hey, hey! Don’t lump her in with us proud crazy cat ladies! Cats wouldn’t go near her with a ten-foot pole (nor would anyone else who was halfway sane).

Come on. SOMEONE give me the shorter Taintz!

Natasha Baron Cohen? (stealing shamelessly from Attaturk)

“Who cares about Ann Coulter?! She’s not an attorney!”

I. Am. In. Love.

Wow.
Just wow.

shorter taitz: i should be committed ….

I still say this is the greatest Sacha Baron Cohen farce yet.

Natasha Baron Cohen? (stealing shamelessly from Attaturk)

Err…sorry, somehow I missed that post.

That Attaturk, he has the best of both worlds.

Orly Taitz could be Pamela Gellar’s mentalhospitalized first cousin. I’m waiting for someone to make a Green Acres joke.

Jon Stewart brilliantly mocked this wackjob in his Born Identity sketch. Her false eyelashes are about a foot long in the video clip.

WHY does the American press court insane irrelevant people?

It’s in the headline.

The real fun will come in the next few days as the birthers, their minds ablaze with transient nodes of thought whirling through a cosmic vapor of invention, spin up new forms of paranoia to explain how such a transparent forgery is either the real thing or the work of anyone from the CIA to William Ayers. Larry Johnson and Andrew McCarthy have already cleared their calendars.

Am I the only one a tad scared that the MSM is in essence making Ann Coulter seem reasonable? I know their intent is to say, “even the craziest of wingnuts think you’re crazy,” but in a sense it legitimizes Ann.

Somehow I think if we sent the leftiest of loons, none of which could compare to Coulter, much less Taitz, the MSM would just use it as an excuse to prove that everyone to the left of Olympia Snowe is an insane person that should be ignored?

The female announcer mentions near the end the “birther movement” continues to be news because Americans are being “lead to believe” by Orly Taitz. It’s obvious from their mockery of her – she’s pure entertainment – they think she’s a wackjob (which she is, of course). So why don’t they have to guts to publicly draw the logical conclusion, that her followers are stupid or racist or both. No one, least of all a hysteric like Orly Taitz, can lead anyone to believe anything they’re not already ripe to buy into.

Okay….

Shorter Orly Taitz: This is what happens when you outsource your legal work to non-U.S. attorneys because the fees are lower.

Or perhaps The Yes Men. They’ve been doing this stuff for a long time now…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiWlvBro9eI

Ya know, Orally Taint does look a lot like Jude Finisterra…hmmm…..

Ditto.

She bought that phony birth certificate from Mr. Haney.

ORLY? I’ve heard Orly has flown to Orly, perhaps to take some testimony Orally bout that Oily Obama’s Early Records, only her org’l evidence may be a hoax or lies.

Aussie BC Appears to be Template for Obama Forgery

-has same names of officials: EF (or GF) Lavender (or Levender) and Miller
- same record/registration numbers, which would be an amazing coincidence
(one difference is that “44O47″ inside joke)
-precisely the same outlay in terms of data to be inputted
- the line where “State of South Australia” would be that contains the local information about Kenya is the only text section (not the full line) that is “center justified”.
- The Oz document has the same price (in shillings/pence) as the Kenyan document…but Kenya had a different currency system, using decimalized cents) and had for decades.

Tack this onto the internal discrepancies with the Taitz document (numerous historical anachronisms) to the fact that if you go searching for “Joshua Simon Oduya” you get taken to sites (created about month ago) that might crash your hard-drive. Odd THAT??? The supposed source for Taitz’s document is a guy who says “I’ve had it for about a month” and was trying to sell it on EBay. You don’t think that the sites were set up to stop investigation of the document, do you????
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Anyone get a transcript of this?

She must drive Court Reporters into therapy.

For fellow YOO-ESS-AY-ers who are not allowed access to the Canadian version of TDS provided by Lesley, here’s a link that worked for me.

OT-
John Hodgman offers solutions to the US health care crisis. Also from the TDS video archives, and on the same topic, howz that effort to achieve bipartisan consensus workin’ out?

This is so awesome.

Tbogg:

The only thing nuttier than her public appearances are her pleadings.
It would be worth dithering a few hours away at your local district court to be ceretified to use PACER for the dubious privilege of downloading Taitz’s complaint and other papers. Wait ’til you find out that her first remedy requests that, [in her opinion] since Obama would never have been Senator due to his lack of citizenship, and since Allan Keyes was the runner-up in that election, Keyes should immediately be sworn in as Senator–in IL. (She filed this gem in CA.) She’s of course harboring the speculative delusion that the hard-core “party animals” in Cook County would prefer voting for the African-American Wingnut as opposed to the kinky White guy who thinks cramming a handful of frozen Titleist golf balls into various orifices while hanging from suspension boots improves your [sex] drive. And wetsuits, and dildos, and teh pr0n, also.

But, but… Mann KKKoulter is a lawyer. It’s a defining fact about her, like her Adam’s apple or her penis.

Sad, but true. About the only nice thing I can say about the Equine Hermaphrodite is that she attended a respectable law school.

Taitz? Her degree is equivalent to Chris from “Northern Exposure” becoming a minister by answering an ad in the back of “Rolling Stone.”

Hence, the comedy.

It’s too bad they cut her off before she could talk about the zuchinni she grew in her garden that was shaped like Kenya and had Obama’s face on it.

Shhh… you hear that sound? It’s the writers over at the Daily Show having multiple orgasms of delight over this juicy little morsel that just fell into their turban. They can basically hand Stewart the tape of that interview tell him to “go do that voodoo that he does so well” and then call it a day. It’s like when Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face, only with a heinous wig, a ludicrous accent, and fake eye lashes. Mmmmm…

Best. Interview. Ever.

Sure she was a bit overwrought. You would be too if your bombshell Kenyan birth certificate (Just in time for Obama’s birthday – get it?) turned out to be a source of derision.
Then she found out that she didn’t really own the Brooklyn Bridge either.

“WHY does the American press court insane irrelevant people?”

It’s the political-entertainment complex that Ike failed to warn us about.

Sadly, she wasn’t in the studio with Shuster and Tamron. I think she could win more points if she could get in some Beverly Hills-type slapping action.

As Mr. Stewart pointed out to us, Ms. Taitz is a “lawyer-dentist-realtor.” In view of the Brandeis-quality legal skills she has displayed in the relentless pursuit of Obama’s true origin, how would you like to have her doing your root canal or selling your house?

You people! I misjudge MY daily meds and out come the handcuffs before I can nail my feces to the door.

I’m waiting for someone to make a Green Acres joke.

Get thee to Wonkette, where that’s been a running meme. One of the best I have seen is “Now I know why Oliver Wendell Douglas had to haul that psycho out to the boonies”.

My favorite part, oddly enough, is when she insists at the end, “But I answered all the questions!”

She was asked three questions, two of which were constantly rephrased to make her get to the point, and she simply talked over them and accused them of stifling the truth. She answered two questions; the first question about the newspaper announcements, which took three minutes to answer, and the last question about the driver, which was the only question she gave a straight answer to. She never answered the question of, “What do you think of prominent conservatives who think you’re crazy?”, instead choosing to blame the mainstream media for using facts to debunk her claims.

She has a very loose definition of “all.”

Orly…….seriously?
Ok Orly will go back to AAA later today.
Sounds like a Steele roster move.

I have been looking for a pair of blackeye binoculars since Little Rascals.

All America crazy are belong to her.

And btw… (OT: Not even Don’s THIS crazy…) Dr. Douglas (the admitted Billo wannabe of the wingnut blogesphere) still doesn’t want to be your friend. I’d block him back, because he doesn’t seem to get that whole “use the internet” method of reading tweets, and thus will never be able to post about your tweets again, without copying off a smarter wingnut classmate… (as though he doesn’t do that most of the time, anyway…)

That is all.

In Soviet Union, answers question YOU!

Shorter Orly:

Stay with me, this is gonna take a while, and will make no sense at all.

She’s hours of entertainment — but remember that the right made Cindy Sheehan a household name as a wackjob when she was right. Who apart from us lefties and the birthers themselves even knows who Taitz is? If our side gave someone this crazy to the Republicans as a gift, they’d make her as mainstream-famous as Charlie Manson.

I swear “she” is a guy in drag.

The amazing McMegan has even less idea what she is talking about than we realized.

the $350 or so per person that gets charged for an HMO in a community-rated state like New York with generous mandatory benefits?

Hilarity ensues, but no retraction.

Thank you all for my shorter Taintz. I much appreciate not having to wade into the filth.

You know what’s really pathetic here? Half way through this so-called interview, a woman anchor joins Shuster to double-team this whackjob. Did the director scream “Get in there and help Shuster. This nut is killing him.”?

Jeebus, how humiliating for Shuster. Ha!

Holy fuck. Colbert was brilliant handling her, but I think you’re right – having this batshit crazy woman beside her for comparison is the only way Sarah Palin might look “presidential.”

Since nobody has mentioned the utter genius of the headline of this post, I hereby do so. I do miss Boris and Natasha.

No, Orly called out Tamron Hall, which is probably why she jumped in; Hall was called out by the guest.

I have had a lot of direct experience with people suffering from manic-depressive illness. I am not qualified, however, to diagnose. Still, her pressured speech and the trapped-in-the-headlights look in her scary eyes, her bizarre hair and make-up, and her apparent conviction that she is right convince me that she is in desperate need of medication, lots and lots of medication, and a long stay in a secure environment with no sharp edges or instruments. Anyone out there qualified to diagnose her? (Maybe the former senator from Tennessee who was so able to make a video diagnosis of Terry Schaivo’s robust health.) One thing is for certain, I wouldn’t want to be trapped alone with her in an elevator. We can all laugh, but we may be laughing at a really sick person.

This alert came up on my computer:

Reported Attack Site!
This web site at http://www.orlytaitzesq.com has been reported as an attack site and has been blocked based on your security preferences.

Attack sites try to install programs that steal private information, use your computer to attack others, or damage your system.

Some attack sites intentionally distribute harmful software, but many are compromised without the knowledge or permission of their owners.

Here’s the low down from Google.

further…it’s her – what she calls – “Official Blog” that’s blocked.
http://www.OrlyTaitzEsq.com/blog1

It took me a while to get the Bullwinkle reference, but once I did — tears were flowing. my daily dose of snark. Thanks Tbogg!!

have fun with this:

http://www.KenyanBirthcertificategenerator.com